Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses vivid, over-the-top phrasing for mundane stuff like bathroom issues and work, e.g. “IM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT AT WORK BUT THESE ASSHOLES WANNA TAKE 30+ FUCKING MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM…”.
- OpenlyQueer: Clearly comfortable with identity and queer community, shown in bio and tweets like “At the end of the day we're all gay, so who's really winning?” and “I love only having queer friends”.
- SexPositive: Expresses desire and attraction openly and unapologetically in tweets like “I want DICK RIGHT NOW” and “I want to FUCK Illuga”.
- PopCultureSavvy: Engages actively with games, drag race, idols, and online drama, e.g. “Genshin's been mad boring im deadass thinking abt quitting after I get durin” and multiple Drag Race / heated rivalry comments.
- SociallyAware: Calls out issues like AI misuse and fan behavior, e.g. “I open twitter to see nothing but gays using grok to edit & remove other people's clothes.... how is this okay???” and criticism of homophobia/incest in fandoms in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- HarshLanguage: Frequently uses slurs and insults such as “Lazy ass can't even take his own pants off & resorts to using ai like a retard” and calling Elon “Shitlon” in this tweet.
- ExcessHorniness: Timeline is heavily dominated by explicit sexual frustration, e.g. “I am #HORNY” and “I need boy butt #horny”, which can overshadow other sides of their personality.
- NegativityProne: Often expresses irritation or hate toward people or media, e.g. “FUCK YOU SHITLON I HATE YOU” and dismissive takes like “Ts corny as fuck”.
- OnlineAggression: Leans into cyberbullying and hostile joking, as shown in “Cyberbullying is fun but im lowkey running out of insults” and telling people to report someone to ICE in this tweet.
- BodyFixation: Focuses heavily on looks and bodies, sometimes in objectifying or self-comparing ways, e.g. “All I want is a fat but muscular man that I can worship” and “That body in my lrt is sooooo hot like thats how im trying to be”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account’s chaotic, horny, and deliberately provocative energy lines up best with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, they love mischief and irreverence, from openly thirsting over men (“I want DICK RIGHT NOW”, “I want to FUCK Illuga”) to gleefully bullying people online (“Cyberbullying is fun but im lowkey running out of insults”). The way they rant dramatically about work and bodily functions (“IM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT AT WORK…”, “WHY SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR AT WALMART”) mirrors Bart’s immature but hilarious overreactions. They also show a rebellious streak against authority, especially Elon Musk and platform rules (“What the fuck ever happened to free speech @elonmusk”, “FUCK YOU SHITLON I HATE YOU”), which is quintessential Bart behavior. Underneath the trolling, there’s clear affection for queer community and niche fandoms (“I love only having queer friends”, “Trans men do be some of the finest men I've ever seen”), much like how Bart secretly cares about his people even while acting out.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is full of outward, social engagement, sexual oversharing, and group plans, like talking about watch parties and queer friend groups, e.g. “Oomfs are doing a heated rivalry and drag race watch party on the same night the amount of malicious gay forggotry that's abt to happen” and “I love only having queer friends”. They appear Intuitive (N) because they focus on takes, patterns, and social commentary more than concrete details, such as their meta takes on fandom and media like “I feel like they only made heated rivalry a show bc it's hockey & its the most white sport full of magats & they didnt want to have colored people in it” and “I feel like people are purposefully dense when it comes to discussion about Chappel Roan”. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): they react from values, attraction, and emotional responses rather than detached logic, with tweets like “All I want is a fat but muscular man that I can worship is that too much to ask for” and clear moral judgments about racism, homophobia, and politics such as “Love and shitspace fans are so weirdddd 😭😭😭 first the homophobia and now the incest thank God i never got into this”. They lean Perceiving (P), showing spontaneity and low structure in everyday life, from impulse gaming and gacha decisions like “Genshin's been mad boring im deadass thinking abt quitting after I get durin” and “I'm so bored I'm about to reinstall league of legends” to chaotic bodily overshares like “IM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT AT WORK BUT THESE ASSHOLES WANNA TAKE 30+ FUCKING MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM…”. Overall, the combination of loud social energy, values-driven commentary, and chaotic spontaneity fits ENFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you spent 12 hours on Currency Wars and still haven’t invested in the highest‑yield asset on your TL… me. ROI: one (1) fat but muscular man to worship, eventually.
- You’re out here begging Genshin for Durin, lusting after Illuga, and thirsting over SEA guys… have you considered pulling on the local 21‑year‑old Lao banner instead? Limited time, guaranteed rate‑up if you text back.
- You said trans men are some of the finest men you’ve ever seen and that you love only having queer friends—statistically speaking, I qualify on at least one axis, so when do I get my #TEAMVITA‑level stan treatment?
- If you can survive Walmart floor shit, aggressive work shits, and trying to take a shit with every bathroom occupied, I feel like you can handle the emotional constipation of me catching feelings for you.
- You’re buying mango body wash for Mandy Mango, missing Jiggly Caliente, stanning Vita Vontesse Starr and Drag Race… I’m just trying to become the next gay cultural touchstone you clear your Illuga & Flins RTs for.
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Your new Twitter bio
21 | he/him | Lao & loud. Once spent 12 hours on Currency Wars and lived to tweet about it. Drag Race, gacha, and retail horror stories enthusiast.– @aceorsai
Your signature cocktail
The Illuga-Thirst Mango Storm
This cocktail is loud, fruity, and a little unhinged—just like someone who tweets “I want DICK RIGHT NOW” and “I am #HORNY” in the same breath. Mango-infused vodka is a nod to buying mango body wash for Mandy, as in “Buying mango scented body wash in solidarity of Mandy Mango 😔✊️”, giving the drink its sweet, goofy heart. Spiced passionfruit liqueur represents their relentless lust for fictional men like Illuga, echoing “Illuga plz let me hit 😭😭😭” and “I want to FUCK Illuga”. Sparkling yuzu soda brings a bright, quirky fizz for their chaotic humor about bodily functions, from “WHY SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR AT WALMART 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” to “I just had the most aggressive piss of my entire life”. A dash of chili tincture adds bite for their unapologetic draggings and cyberbully era, like “Cyberbullying is fun but im lowkey running out of insults” and “FIND A NEW CAPTION YOU UNORIGINAL BITCH”. The lime peel & edible glitter rim is a glittery wink to their drag race and Vita obsession—see “VITA VONTESSE STARR IS SO FINE OUTSIDE IF DRAG 😩😩😩”—making this drink as extra and gay as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ace reads as a Slytherin with a strong streak of self-aware, cutting humor and a focus on self-preservation and desire. They’re openly ambitious and pleasure-driven in how they talk about men and sex, e.g. “All I want is a fat but muscular man that I can worship is that too much to ask for” and “I want DICK RIGHT NOW”, which fits Slytherin’s unapologetic pursuit of what they want. Their instinct is often to respond with sharp, cruel wit rather than gentle fairness, like “Cyberbullying is fun but im lowkey running out of insults” and “Can someone report her ass to ice”, showing a preference for weaponizing words rather than smoothing things over. They’re also quick to frame situations in terms of advantage or disdain, such as mocking low-effort AI edits with “Lazy ass can't even take his own pants off & resorts to using ai like a retard” and dragging fanbases or celebrities they find corny or bigoted in tweets like “I feel like they only made heated rivalry a show bc it's hockey & its the most white sport full of magats & they didnt want to have colored people in it”. While they do care about queer community and politics (“Ok enough faelight time to get woke again”, “I love only having queer friends”), it comes wrapped in sarcasm and biting commentary more than Hufflepuff-style warmth, reinforcing a Slytherin core: sharp-tongued, self-protective, and unafraid to go for the jugular when they feel like it.
Your movie
Your song
Hot To Go! - Chappell Roan
Ace is unapologetically horny, chaotic, and very online, constantly tweeting things like “I want DICK RIGHT NOW” and “I am #HORNY”, which fits the high-energy, sex-positive camp of Hot To Go! perfectly. They clearly live in queer internet culture and love drag and gay media, shown by tweets like “I love only having queer friends” and “There's been a lack of drag race on my feed lately.....”. Ace is also politically and culturally plugged in, getting annoyed at discourse around pop girls like in “I feel like people are purposefully dense when it comes to discussion about Chappel Roan”, which further ties them to Chappell Roan’s current queer pop moment. Their mix of thirsting over men (“All I want is a fat but muscular man that I can worship”), gaming, and oversharing about bodily functions gives off a messy, fun, dancefloor energy that Hot To Go! embodies. Overall, the song’s flamboyant, horny, proud-queer vibe mirrors Ace’s timeline almost perfectly.
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