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While Ƙret might not be as overtly greedy as Mr. Burns, his cynical outlook on the world, his tendency to manipulate situations to his advantage, and his disdain for those he deems 'retards' or 'midwits', as seen in tweets like 'I think it's safe to say Gainzy has been dethroned as the most insufferable retard on CT' and 'Complimenting Iggy on her 'bull posting' is pretty pathetic even by CT standards', mirror Mr. Burns's character traits. He also shares Mr. Burns's love for power and control, as seen in tweets like 'The juice is no longer loose' and 'The cost of being out with the most beautiful woman in the room is that even the employees will start hitting on her the second you go to take a piss'.

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Headless Trader, Crypto Twitter Critic, and Occasional Philosopher. I'm here to remind you to think for yourself and not take everything you see on the internet at face value. If you're looking for financial advice, I'm probably not the best person to ask.– @Acephalosses

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While Ƙret might not be a classic Slytherin in the sense of being ambitious and power-hungry, his sharp wit, cunning, and strategic approach to trading, as seen in tweets like 'The best part of trading is that there are infinite strategies' and 'The cost of being out with the most beautiful woman in the room is that even the employees will start hitting on her the second you go to take a piss', aligns with the house's traits. His critical thinking, often bordering on cynicism, and his knack for identifying flaws in others, as seen in tweets like 'I'd rather be a hater than a fucking retard' and 'One of the few benefits of playing Vidya is that what ones preference or more accurately 'tolerance for design flaw' are serve as a fairly reliable IQ test', further solidify his connection to Slytherin's values.

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This song, with its themes of fame, manipulation, and the dark side of the internet, resonates with Ƙret's critical view of the crypto community and his skepticism towards influencers and trends. He often criticizes those he deems 'retards' or 'midwits' and encourages his followers to think for themselves, as seen in tweets like 'I think it's safe to say Gainzy has been dethroned as the most insufferable retard on CT' and 'Someone blocked me for telling them to think for themselves'. The song's melancholic tone and its exploration of the complexities of human nature align with Ƙret's often cynical and introspective perspective.

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