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The mix of chaotic humor, extreme reactions, and sudden bursts of unexpected sincerity lines up most with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, this user swings between over-the-top clownery and melodrama, such as the wildly sexual overshare in “sentaria no 8 e saía igual uma lesma todo melado rastejando pelo chão de tanto q iam gozar em mim” and the mock-tragic bit in “após diversas críticas, o corpo de dendro charts foi encontrado sem vida na cozinha, segue foto”. There’s also the impulsive, slightly ego-centric bragging energy of Homer in things like “GANHEI SORTEIO DE WELKIN NA CONTA PESSOAL” and “sinto muito se voces PERDERAM o SORTEIO DE WELKIN MOON e nao podem fazer isso, mas eu vou ver se eh vdd pois eu sou WINNER”. At the same time, he shows oddly tender or earnest moments, like the ongoing mock-‘pregnancy’ arc in “atualização da gravidez! acho que estou com depressao pré parto 😕” and “gente, fiz a ultrassom hoje 🥹 minha filha, você é luz.”, mirroring Homer’s clumsy but real affection for his family. His flair for dramatic spiritual/religious bits like “dendro charts está tendo seu espírito removido e prestes a reencarnar em uma nova era” also echoes Homer’s habit of overdramatizing every phase of his life. Overall, he feels less like the brainy Lisa or the consistently responsible Marge and much more like Homer: loud, emotional, messy, but oddly lovable and sincere under the chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with mutuals, talk about being blocked/unblocked and wanting a “new oomf favorito” in tweets like “gente a alice esta morta ok nao quis me dar o tiktok quem quer ser meu novo oomf favorito”, and openly dramatize personal feelings to the timeline, showing they recharge through social engagement rather than privacy. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N), focusing on interpretations, symbolism, and hypothetical scenarios (e.g., joking about a “gravidez” as their future Dendro unit and lore/meta implications in “atualização da gravidez! acho que estou com depressao pré parto… vou ter que esperar o chá revelação”), rather than concrete day‑to‑day details. They favor Feeling (F) over strict logic, centering emotions, grievances, and values—see how they frame conflicts in moral terms and personal hurt in “nao sei me descrever… help” and calling out homophobia in “voces seguem esse homofobico… se este homem já te ofendeu alguma vez, comente.”. Their spontaneity, many exaggerations, and constant shifting of focus show a Perceiving (P) style: they embrace chaos and last‑minute feelings rather than structure, e.g., confessing messy gaming habits and lack of optimization in “confissao dos pecados de dendro charts… nao consigo pegar todas estrelas do abismo… em breve minha alma vai ser purificada”. Overall, their dramatic humor, hyper‑social timeline presence, emotional openness, and imaginative metaphors align best with ENFP: outgoing, expressive intuitives who process life through feelings, jokes, and ever‑evolving interests like Dendro meta, fandom drama, and personal “lore.”

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Dendro theorycrafter from Sumeru 🌳 | Charts, meta, and a bit of chaos. Once changed game language just to free storage and still cleared Abyss.– @AcervoDendro

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This drink is neon-green and dramatic, just like a Dendro main who calls their element “the strongest and most versatile” and proudly tweets “pyro = bom dano cryo = bom suporte dendro = bom em tudo hydro = versatil geo = grafia”. The Midori base is pure Dendro worship and Sumeru-core, while the spicy ginger beer and jalapeño syrup capture the unhinged, horny chaos of posts like “sentaria no 8 e saía igual uma lesma todo melado” and the constant screaming about banners and nerfs. Lime juice adds a sharp, anxious tang that echoes their dramatic life updates about their “pregnant” account lore, such as “atualização da gravidez! acho que estou com depressao pré parto 😕”. Edible gold glitter on top represents the over-the-top, winner energy of someone who brags “GANHEI SORTEIO DE WELKIN NA CONTA PESSOAL” and celebrates their faves topping the abyss in “ineffa está no topo do abismo… Lauma ja esteve no topo também! Parabéns para nós! 💚”. The result is strong but playful, sweet with a bite: a chaotic buff in cocktail form, just like their feed going from “a morte esta vindo” in “mas eu tenho depressao e se eu me matasse? a morte esta vindo” to instant #healing in “o odio q eu tava ate passou #healing sou outra pessoa”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @AcervoDendro’s tweets is emotional boldness and a tendency to jump into conflict or defense of values, which fits Gryffindor best. They publicly call out someone for homophobia and threats, rallying others to speak up: “vocês seguem esse homofobico, ele disse que nao sou homem apenas porque sou gay… se este homem já te ofendeu alguma vez, comente.”, which shows moral courage and willingness to confront danger socially. They dramatize their own emotional life in big, impulsive swings, like joking about metaphorical death and exorcism of their online persona: “o exorcismo de dendro charts está próximo.” and “após diversas críticas, o corpo de dendro charts foi encontrado sem vida na cozinha, segue foto:”, echoing Gryffindor’s theatrical, all‑or‑nothing temperament. Their reactionary intensity also appears in fandom fights and hyperbolic statements such as “fui enviado a essw planeta para matar a fatima bernardes” and organizing a playful ‘protest’ for a character: “nós patriotas não vamos deixar barato. vamos fazer uma caminhada até a sede da hoyo e pedir de volta nossa linnea dendro”, which reads as brave, performative conviction more than calculated ambition. While they show wit and some self-deprecating vulnerability, the dominant traits are outspokenness, readiness to fight for what they care about, and a flair for melodramatic hero narratives—core Gryffindor qualities rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or quiet diligence of Hufflepuff.

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A dramatic, self-aware revenge pop song fits their chaotic, hyper-online personality and flair for theatrics. They constantly frame their account as going through eras and exorcisms, like “🚨 dendro charts está tendo seu espírito removido e prestes a reencarnar em uma nova era” and “o exorcismo de dendro charts está próximo.”, which mirrors the song’s reinvention theme. They also love public callouts and payback energy, as seen in “voces seguem esse homofobico, ele disse que nao sou homem apenas porque sou gay… se este homem já te ofendeu alguma vez, comente.” and the playful threat in “yumemizuki eu vou me vingar”. Their mix of humor, drama, and self-mythologizing — like “PRA QUEM ACHOU QUE DENDRO NAO TEM IMPACTO, NOSSO WINNER FOI REVELADO!!” — fits perfectly with a song built around reclaiming the narrative and leaning into the villain arc.

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