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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s the most openly emotionally complex and self-reflective character in the family, often vacillating between vulnerability, angst, and a desire to be deeply understood. This user shows a similar raw, exposed emotional life, talking about loneliness and needing affection, like when they say they “want a boyffiend i want to be held i wnat kisses andamdand”. Lisa is also a character who carries a lot of pain beneath the surface and sometimes expresses self-destructive or depressive tendencies, which echoes tweets like “my hair is falling out again and i don't really care” and “do guys like girls that hit themselves or”. The user’s fixation on being loved, kept, or owned, such as “i wanna be loved like a pet”, parallels Lisa’s deep craving for unconditional acceptance, even if the aesthetics here are much darker and more adult than the show. While no Simpsons character perfectly matches the explicit NSFW and kink themes, Lisa is the closest in terms of intensity of feelings, introspection, and a recurring sense of hurt mixed with longing for love.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets are highly self-focused and confessional rather than socially expansive, e.g. “soz for not replying to dms the past couple of days everyone ; ; lots of stuff going on”, and they frame connection as something they crave rather than naturally inhabit, like “i want a boyffiend i want to be held i wnat kisses andamdand”. They favor Intuition (N) over concrete sensing: their posts center on fantasies, identity, and emotional narratives instead of practical details, such as “i wanna be loved like a pet” and “i'd die to be kept in a dog crate”, which are symbolic/metaphorical more than literal. Their style is strongly Feeling (F): almost every tweet is an emotional disclosure or vulnerability—“do guys like girls that hit themselves or” and “my hair is falling out again and i don't really care”—with no sign of impersonal analysis or logical argument. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their posts are impulsive, unfiltered, and present-moment oriented, like “how old do u guys think i am cause i lie a lot” and “imso whiny tonight shoot me”, showing spontaneity and lack of structured planning or orderly self-presentation. Combining these, INFP fits best: introspective, emotionally intense, fantasy-driven, and unstructured in how they express themselves.

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Chronically online soft girl who overshares, drinks too much iced coffee, and once cried because a playlist transition was too perfect. DM-friendly.– @achingpet

Your signature cocktail
The cotton candy–infused vodka is for the soft, cloudy aesthetic of a “retard girl ☁️” who’s still strong enough to handle a real drink. Cherry liqueur captures the clingy, craving sweetness of “i want a boyffiend i want to be held i wnat kisses andamdand” and “i need a dad genuinely”. Vanilla cream soda mirrors the pet-like devotion of “i wanna be loved like a pet”, giving it a childlike, nostalgic fizz. Chocolate bitters represent the darker, self-destructive undercurrent of “do guys like girls that hit themselves or” and “did anyone else get groomed on the whisper app or”. Served over crushed ice and topped with a cherry, it’s dramatic and a little over-the-top, just like “imso whiny tonight shoot me” spiraling into a cute, messy cocktail form.

Your Hogwarts House
The overall tone of @achingpet’s tweets suggests a deep desire for emotional security, affection, and stable attachment, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and belonging. Their longing for connection is explicit in tweets like “i want a boyffiend i want to be held i wnat kisses andamdand” and “i wanna be loved like a pet”, which frame relationships in terms of being cared for and cherished rather than power or status. Even their more provocative or darkly humorous posts, such as “do guys like girls that hit themselves or” and “did anyone else get groomed on the whisper app or”, read less like calculated edginess and more like someone processing hurt and seeking understanding and solidarity. The apology in “soz for not replying to dms the past couple of days everyone ; ; lots of stuff going on” shows that they care about reciprocity and not letting others down, a distinctly Hufflepuff kind of conscientiousness. While there are not strong indicators of classic Gryffindor boldness, Ravenclaw intellectualism, or Slytherin ambition, the recurring themes of wanting to be loved, held, and kept point to a Hufflepuff core: valuing closeness, comfort, and emotional loyalty above all.

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The song American Beauty by Nicole Dollanganger fits them well because it mirrors their mix of fragility, longing, and self-destructive romanticism. They explicitly say “nicole dollanganger's my idol”, which already aligns them with Dollanganger’s aesthetic of soft, damaged, ‘pet-like’ femininity. Their tweet “i wanna be loved like a pet” and bio “retard girl ☁️” echo the song’s themes of wanting to be owned, cherished, and controlled in a twisted, tender way. The longing for paternal affection in “i need a dad genuinely” and the desire for a boyfriend in “i want a boyffiend i want to be held i wnat kisses andamdand” parallel the song’s yearning for someone to hold and idealize them. Even darker sentiments like “do guys like girls that hit themselves or” and “did anyone else get groomed on the whisper app or” resonate with Dollanganger’s exploration of trauma, self-harm, and unhealthy attachment, making American Beauty a strong thematic match.

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