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Your Simpsons character
Despite being only 17, Kiko shares Lisa's intellectual streak, specifically her love for reading and high personal standards, as seen when she mentions the need to “get back into my prime (reading and finishing my books in 1 2 days)”. Much like Lisa, she often feels like an outsider within her own family, venting about her brothers' lack of boundaries when they “saw my kpop photocards and decided to touch them and guess what? tinapon niya sa floor”. She possesses a sharp, witty tongue and little patience for others' lack of emotional intelligence, declaring “ayaw ko sa mga nonchalant, walang communication skills amputa”. While she is a dedicated fan of pop culture, her underlying desire for deep connection and occasional academic intensity mirrors The Simpsons’ resident overachiever.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kiko exhibits strong Extroversion (E) by constantly seeking interaction, asking “sino gising pa?” and expressing a dislike for being alone, noting she was “born to be clingy and oa”. She leans toward Intuition (N) through her fan-driven 'agendas' and imaginative humor, such as offering “free hanabishi appliances” to potential crushes. Her Feeling (F) trait is evident in her emotional, unfiltered reactions to K-pop and her frustration with people who lack communication skills, saying “ayaw ko sa mga nonchalant”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature shows in her spontaneous, disorganized habits, like admitting she is “2 lazy to wash dishes” and deciding to “mag lo lock in ako bukas, hinde ngayon”.

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A 17-year-old bibliophile and dance student based in the US. When I’m not mastering COD Mobile or reading, I’m wishing Potato Corner would finally open stateside.– @acidkiu

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures kiko’s high-energy, 'born to be clingy and oa' personality with a mix of Filipino roots and Gen Z flair. The espresso reflects her late-night gaming sessions where she's frustratedly yelling “'get down, sniper!' NASAAN YUNG SNIPER TANGINA????”, while the Potato Corner rim pays homage to her living in the states and craving home since “wala sa states 😹😹💔💔”. It’s a sweet yet experimental mix for someone who claims to be “mabait ako promise 😁” but isn't afraid to be blunt with a “tangina mo anon”. Served in a tall glass to keep her company while she's “reading and finishing my books in 1 2 days”, it’s the ultimate fuel for a K-Pop stan with a serious agenda.

Your Hogwarts House
Kiko exhibits a distinct Slytherin blend of self-preservation, ambition, and a sharp, unapologetic wit. She demonstrates a resourceful and transactional mindset, jokingly posting “E DATING PRICES: IG CALL 10m=$70... 24h = $10000” and offering “5k pesos” for anyone who can find her a crush. Her bluntness and lack of patience for social incompetence are evident when she says, “ayaw ko sa mga nonchalant, walang communication skills amputa”, showing she values effective traits in others. Even her humor has a bite, seen when she retorts to her father's hair advice with “sorry po papa pero kalbo ka”. This combination of being goal-oriented, protective of her space against her brothers, and her fierce, unfiltered attitude perfectly aligns with the house of the serpent.

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Kiko’s online presence perfectly mirrors the contrast between wanting to be bold and the relatable reality of being a fan girl. While she claims to be “born to be clingy and oa”, she also admits that she is “natatakot” to make DM buddies, capturing the Super Shy energy of wanting to connect but being hesitant. Her life revolves around K-pop idols and aesthetics, often asking followers to “bigyan niyo ko crush” while jokingly complaining about being single for “17 years na”. The song’s upbeat, youthful vibe matches her frequent use of slang, emojis, and her self-proclaimed “babyboy agenda” for her favorite idols.

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