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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential mischievous, rebellious teen who thrives on chaos and shock value, much like the user’s stream of provocative tweets. The user’s posts such as "i want to be put in a afterlife where every day i kill phil collins with a really big rock" and "torturing twitch streamers is good actually" demonstrate a dark, confrontational humor that mirrors Bart’s "Eat my shorts!" attitude. Their frequent pop‑culture references – "Robert Pattinson would have gone crazy" and "Hyrule deserved 9/11" – echo Bart’s love for movies, games, and music. The cynical view of society expressed in "the internet has brainwashed people into thinking making fun of people is not funny and is going to damage society" aligns with Bart’s disdain for authority and school rules. Overall, the chaotic, meme‑driven, rebellious tone fits Bart Simpson’s personality perfectly.

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The user posts frequently and engages with others by quoting and reacting to tweets, showing an outward, talkative style (e.g., "Do you think he showed up [picture] [quoted tweet]"). Their humor relies on abstract, speculative ideas and novel mash‑ups like "3 fingered martian attempts to mimic human ‘selfie’" and "soldiers have been having hot steamy gay sex since before christ was crucified," indicating a strong Intuitive bent. The tone is often blunt, critical, and logical rather than emotionally driven, as seen in statements such as "i hate women" and "the internet has brainwashed people into thinking making fun of people is not funny and is going to damage society." Finally, the content is highly spontaneous and eclectic—jumping from "first raid" to "hour 2 no ayahuasca" to "Hyrule deserved 9/11"—reflecting a Perceiving, flexible approach.

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Alaskan meme curator, sci‑fi & gaming enthusiast, turning random images into viral humor—once joked about a rock‑smashing Phil Collins tribute.– @acies_puer

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The Vizzini's Vortex captures the user’s love of movies, books, and music ("movie fan book fan music fan") while swirling dark, chaotic flavors to match their meme‑laden, provocative timeline. Absinthe represents the "new paranoid schizophrenia just dropped" vibe, giving the drink a hallucinogenic edge. Black vodka adds the grim humor found in "i want to be put in a afterlife where every day i kill phil collins with a really big rock". Blue curaçao mirrors the bright, internet‑culture energy of tweets like "this is JUST like southpark!" and the constant barrage of pop‑culture references. A splash of Red Bull and a dash of hot sauce finish the concoction with the high‑octane, incendiary spirit echoed in "torturing twitch streamers is good actually".

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets repeatedly display a ruthless, manipulative attitude, such as 'i want to be put in a afterlife where every day i kill phil collins with a really big rock' and 'Hyrule deserved 9/11', showing a willingness to embrace darkness and power. They also express overt political ambition with lines like 'HE CAN NEVER BE THE G.O.A.T. !!! TRUMP 2024 !!!'. Their disdain for others ('I hate women', 'shut the fuck up degenerate filth') and cynical worldview ('the internet has brainwashed people into thinking making fun of people is not funny and is going to damage society') align with Slytherin’s traits of cunning, self‑interest, and lack of moral restraint. While they occasionally joke, the dominant pattern is aggressive self‑assertion rather than bravery, loyalty, or intellectual curiosity, pointing to Slytherin.

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The chaotic, genre‑shifting nature of “Bohemian Rhapsody” mirrors @acies_puer’s wildly varied and often surreal tweets, moving from ballad‑like introspection to operatic madness and hard‑rock aggression. The lyric “Mama, just killed a man” echoes the user’s dark fantasy tweet: "i want to be put in a afterlife where every day i kill phil collins with a really big rock". The opening question “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?” reflects their blend of reality and absurd meme culture, as seen in posts like "new paranoid schizophrenia just dropped" and "never kill yourself". The operatic chorus of voices parallels the constant quoting and referencing of other tweets in their feed. As a self‑declared "movie fan book fan music fan," the user’s love for iconic cultural moments aligns with the song’s lasting fame in film, TV, and internet memes.

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