Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Brutal honesty: They speak very directly about anger, despair, and relationships, e.g. “i don’t care who i disappoint y’all weren’t very impressive to me either” and “y’all tend to forget that unless you’re moving evil on me then yes i will do whatever it takes to get equal. other than that i’m a chill person, just don’t be a cunt”.
- Self-awareness: They show insight into their trauma and patterns, e.g. “no, emma. it’s a trauma response to something that recently happened and WILL continue to happen” and reflections like “everything i touch collapses under its own weight, except for myself…”.
- Expressive writer: Their longer vents are vivid and articulate, such as “i’ve stopped pretending that there’s a point to pretending… not to waste energy chasing shadows.” and the metaphor-heavy post about fragility and belonging.
- Dark humor: They use sarcasm and dark jokes to cope, e.g. “mental health matters 🔥 not mine tho 💯” and “SMOKING KILLS BUT WE’RE BORN TO DIE”.
- Loyal friend: They’re deeply affected by people close to them, like “this entire week i just heard my girl of 6 years almost die to suicide on the phone with her mother”, showing strong attachment and concern even through their own crisis.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructiveness: Frequent suicidal ideation and intent, e.g. “you’ll know i’m seconds away from killing myself as soon as you catch me crying”, “i don’t attempt because believe me as soon as i do i’ll make sure it works”, and overdosing posts like “i took them all anyway. let whatever comes, come.”.
- Violent anger: They express intense violent urges, e.g. “you guys ever just want to mass murder when you catch someone who did you so wrong”, “i will pour acid all over her dumbass”, and “i’m about to light him on fire”.
- Self-loathing: They repeatedly attack their own appearance and worth, e.g. “i’m ugly as shit i need to die”, “i’m a disgusting person i’m disgusting i hate myself”, and “wow i look like a fatass”.
- Distrustful mindset: They openly reject others’ support and sincerity, e.g. “because no matter how many times you try to help, i’ll never perceive it as genuine.” and “everyone i’ve ever talked to genuinely think my vents are ragebait”.
- Maladaptive coping: They lean on harmful habits to cope, e.g. ED behaviors like “ZERO days binge free” and “i said i’d stop vomiting for the sake of my invisalign treatment but like now i cannot be PAID to stop smoking”, plus substance use and pill-taking to escape.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s highly intelligent, emotionally intense, and deeply disillusioned with people and institutions, much like this user. The user shows a sharp, analytical, almost philosophical pessimism in tweets like “everything i touch collapses under its own weight, except for myself, and even then i am fragile in ways i refuse to forgive. i move through existence aware of my incapacity for ease, for comfort, for any semblance of belonging.”, which mirrors Lisa’s existential crises. Their contempt for others and refusal to play along with social niceties, as in “i feel nothing but contempt and that’s something most don’t like to accept about me. yes i can move forward without the ‘forgive and forget’ bullshit.”, echoes Lisa’s alienation when she sees through others’ hypocrisy. At the same time, the user’s sense of being chronically misunderstood and unsupported, seen in “y’all ignore me for years then complain why it’s so difficult to help me” and “right so when is it my turn to get a good friend”, strongly parallels Lisa’s recurring storyline of being isolated despite her talents. Their fixation on ideals and potential, like “i yearn for a teacher who sees my potential and enables me to reach it like satoru gojo”, is also very Lisa-coded, just filtered through a much darker, more openly self-destructive lens.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean strongly Introvert: they consistently express alienation and distance from others, e.g. “y’all ignore me for years then complain why it’s so difficult to help me” and “right so when is it my turn to get a good friend”, and prefer observing/contempt over active socializing, like “my GOD i hate people”. Their thinking is steeped in patterns and abstract meaning, pointing to Intuition: long, philosophical reflections like “everything i touch collapses under its own weight, except for myself… i move through existence aware of my incapacity for ease, for comfort, for any semblance of belonging.” and “i’ve stopped pretending that there’s a point to pretending… it’s all a set of moving illusions” focus on overarching concepts rather than concrete sensory details. Their tone is cutting, analytical, and contemptuous, aligning with Thinking over Feeling: they emphasize contempt and logic over harmony, e.g. “i feel nothing but contempt… i don’t waste my anger on the trivial even when i am continuously surrounded by mediocrity” and “there’s nothing that pisses me off more than sensitive people”, and they frame relationships in terms of hypocrisy and inconsistency rather than emotional needs. They also show a very Judging-oriented structure and conviction: they talk about clear internal rules and long-held grudges, like “yes i can move forward without the ‘forgive and forget’ bullshit” and “y’all tend to forget that unless you’re moving evil on me then yes i will do whatever it takes to get equal”, and express frustration when reality doesn’t match their expectations or plans, such as “oh my god bruh why does everyone just set me up for failure”. Overall, their misanthropic detachment, abstract existential rumination, harsh analytical tone, and rigid internal standards fit best with INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the only difference between you and Levi Ackerman is who survives in the end… counter-offer: we both live, you rant about AOT lore, I bring coffee, and we trauma-bond instead of trauma-die.
- You: “SMOKING KILLS BUT WE’RE BORN TO DIE.” Me: true, but statistically our odds improve if you let me be the annoying little bitch standing next to you instead of the cigarette.
- You tweet about wanting a teacher like Satoru Gojo to see your potential—unfortunately I’m not Gojo, but I *do* already think you’re terrifyingly brilliant and would 100% risk emotional death to hype you like a special-grade.
- You said being hated on feels better than cutting, so hypothetically… if I start publicly simping for you instead, does that count as emotional self-harm for me or a healing arc for you?
- You keep saying you’re “ugly as shit” and “disgusting,” meanwhile you’re out here writing lines like “everything I touch collapses under its own weight” and making half of literature majors look unemployed—can I please subscribe to the descent and call it a relationship?
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Your new Twitter bio
Levi | she/they | Surviving school, overthinking life & live‑tweeting AOT. Once watched my physics teacher sabotage my experiment and call it “learning.”– @ackerpathy
Your signature cocktail
Mental Health Matters, Not Mine Martini
This martini hits hard and fast, just like their timeline swinging between contempt and exhaustion, echoing “mental health matters 🔥 not mine tho 💯” and “i’m numb as hell. perfectly fine though, but still going to try and drink it out anyway”. Overproof dark rum is the self-destructive intensity behind lines like “i don’t attempt because believe me as soon as i do i’ll make sure it works” and “SMOKING KILLS BUT WE’RE BORN TO DIE”. The espresso shot is their wired, relentless brain that still goes to school and takes physics practicals while seething through “my physics teacher ruined my practical… like ok then”. Grapefruit juice adds a bitter-sour bite for their love of contempt over softness, matching “there’s nothing that pisses me off more than sensitive people” and “i feel nothing but contempt”. Activated charcoal syrup turns it pitch black, a nod to “yes yuji i felt that in my pitch black soul twin” and the constant suicidal ideation in “you’ll know i’m seconds away from killing myself as soon as you catch me crying”. The smoked sea salt rim is the harsh, abrasive aftertaste of their grudges and rage, seasoning every sip with “y’all tend to forget that unless you’re moving evil on me then yes i will do whatever it takes to get equal” and the lingering threat of “when i die just remember i fucking hated all of you”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their defining traits are intensity, self-preservation, and a ruthless, almost militant way of dealing with others, which aligns strongly with Slytherin. They repeatedly emphasise retaliatory justice and getting even, e.g. “y’all tend to forget that unless you’re moving evil on me then yes i will do whatever it takes to get equal. other than that i’m a chill person, just don’t be a cunt” and “you guys ever just want to mass murder when you catch someone who did you so wrong live their best life…”, showing a ‘don’t cross me’ ethos typical of Slytherin’s protective, vengeful side. Their ambition and fixation on image and being perceived a certain way also surface in posts like “i find it a little humourous in how people see me as chopped until they get to know me” and “i’m fucking awesome and everyone hates me”, suggesting pride and a desire to be recognised despite hostility. Even their self-destructive thoughts are framed with a cold, calculated edge, e.g. “i don’t attempt because believe me as soon as i do i’ll make sure it works”, which shows a grim, strategic mindset instead of pure impulsivity. While there are flashes of insight and existential reflection, like “i’ve stopped pretending that there’s a point to pretending… it’s all a set of moving illusions”, the dominant pattern is guardedness, contempt for perceived weakness, and a fierce drive to protect their own boundaries—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Born to Die - Lana Del Rey
The song Born to Die fits them because they explicitly echo its fatalistic outlook, writing things like “SMOKING KILLS BUT WE’RE BORN TO DIE”. Their timeline is saturated with suicidal ideation and numbness, such as “you’ll know i’m seconds away from killing myself as soon as you catch me crying” and “i need to go to sleep and for the love of god never wake up again”, mirroring the song’s blend of despair and resignation. The song’s themes of toxic love and damage also resonate with how they talk about relationships and family, like “don’t try to educate me on love i know what it is and it’s not whatever the fuck that was” and “calling my mother a ‘mother’ feels way too generous. she’s just the source of most of the damage i had to outgrow.”. Finally, the song’s melancholic glamor parallels their dark, self-aware persona, seen in posts like “mental health matters 🔥 not mine tho 💯” and “i’m gonna be sexy foreverrrr or whatever the fuck sarah lynn said”.
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