Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: They consistently gush about bands like LS Dunes, Circa Survive, MCR, and Anthony Green, e.g. “#1 ls dunes lover | READ STRAWPAGE BYF” and “what if we made a band that just mogs everyone AND makes great music… creating ls dunes”.
- Humorous tone: They use absurd, playful humor like “i heard if you smack colin frangicettos bald head hard enough sparkles fly out of his butt” and “ls dunes shirt… coheed hoodie…. fuuccckkk everyone will know i’m autistic”.
- Self-aware: They openly acknowledge their own behavior, such as “saying this as if i wasnt a bvb fan for like two years … we dont talk about my bvb era” and “i miss when i got more than one gimmick a month. i fell off bro”.
- Ethical boundaries: They draw lines around problematic figures, e.g. bio note “wilbur/melanie/jimmy urine stans dni” and criticism like “i wish all time low were good people… some of their songs go SO hard”.
- Creative expression: They share drawings, edits, and personal setups, such as “this anthony green drawing that looks like my dog” and “cool shit shelf (idk if i like it)”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: They make sweeping negative claims about other fans, e.g. “black veil brides fans are not real” and “ur dead 2 me for this setlist”.
- Conflict-prone: They frequently call out bands and individuals, like “@ the used count ur days ….” and “i’m collecting blocks atm. first dahvie vanity blocked me now kevin crow”.
- Self-deprecating: They put themselves down often, for example “the most annoying person you know (me) is about to sell all their clothes” and “i am Really bad at making friends tbh”.
- Impulsive posting: They share unfiltered reactions in rapid succession, like the stream of emotional replies around setlists starting with “what. the. fuck.” and multiple crying-tweet chains such as “FUCKING SING ARE YOU SERIOUS…”.
- Negative fixation: They dwell on frustrations and losses, e.g. “mourning the loss of my dunes sweatshirt that disappeared”, “call my two dreams cd lost media the way it has completely disappeared”, and multiple tweets about missing items and pain.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as a very online, hyper-specific nerd about their interests in the same way Lisa is about jazz and books—this user is intensely into emo/post‑hardcore bands, calling them “#1 ls dunes lover” and tweeting things like “the amount of ls dunes fans who don’t listen to coheed upsets me. you guys are missing out on so much”. Like Lisa, they’re opinionated and morally evaluative about artists’ behaviour, saying things such as “i wish all time low were good people… some of their songs go SO hard” and “i wish jesse lacey wasnt evil brand new is soooo good”, which shows a strong ethical lens on fandom. They also demonstrate self-aware social awkwardness, admitting “i am Really bad at making friends tbh” and joking about being visibly autistic with “ls dunes shirt, otter necklace, and coheed hoodie…. fuuccckkk everyone will know i’m autistic”, which parallels Lisa’s mix of confidence in her identity and isolation from peers. Their tweets swing between excitable hyperfixation and overthinking—e.g., agonising over playlists in “i need to make more specific playlists…… i am sick of it going from hardcore to waterparks…..”—mirroring Lisa’s intense, sometimes obsessive focus on her passions. Overall, they resemble a very online, scene-kid version of Lisa Simpson: smart, highly attached to niche interests, morally opinionated, and a bit lonely but self-aware and funny about it.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets describe solitary experiences and online parasocial worlds (music, fandom, home life) rather than big in-person social scenes, and they explicitly say things like “i am Really bad at making friends tbh”, plus they value a small, private circle (mentioning a priv account). Their focus is strongly Intuitive, centering on interpretations, vibes, and meaning rather than concrete data, e.g. framing bands and fandoms in playful, conceptual ways like “the funniest person you will ever meet is a circa survive fan” and “the most evil person you know and the kindest person you know are both frank iero fans”. They appear clearly Feeling-dominant: much of their judgment is emotional and value-based, such as condemning problematic artists ([“wilbur/melanie/jimmy urine stans dni”] in bio; “i wish all time low were good people… some of their songs go SO hard”), and mourning lost items or merch in an affective way like “mourning the loss of my dunes sweatshirt that disappeared”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they frequently lose things (“call my two dreams cd lost media the way it has completely disappeared”), make spontaneous plans and half-formed ideas (“i should make a new strawpage soon”), and joke about inconsistent habits like “i miss when i got more than one gimmick a month. i fell off bro”. Taken together—introspective, emotionally expressive, value-driven, and somewhat disorganized yet imaginative—this points most strongly to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You selling all your clothes on Vinted to afford an Anthony Green tour is cute and all, but have you considered investing in us instead? ROI: guaranteed dunes shows, bagel dates, and someone to mourn your missing sweatshirt with.
- You said the funniest person I’ll ever meet is a Circa Survive fan, but then you tweeted that you’re the most annoying person I know. Luckily for you, I’m into hilarious, annoying people who straighten their hair wet and listen to Thursday.
- If warped ‘toyr’ is a scam, we can start our own tour: Taco Bell dates where we judge loud TikToks together, vape clouds we’re both too scared to hit, and post-show Coheed listening parties in your cool-shit-shelf museum.
- You mourning your lost dunes sweatshirt, your Two Dreams CD going full lost media, and your missing circa shirt… I volunteer as tribute to be the one thing in your room you *don’t* lose track of.
- You said LS Dunes fans who don’t listen to Coheed upset you, so I’ve got a proposition: I’ll deep-dive Coheed’s discography, and in return you explain why ‘Schema’ and ‘War All the Time’ are perfect while we scream-sing ‘Gun’ together. Deal?
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Emo archivist of ls dunes, circa & coheed. Once almost tripped over a plastic skeleton on my way to a show. Any pronouns. Based in the UK.– @aconsciencelost
Your signature cocktail
The Otterly Dunes Chaos
This drink comes in strong and a little unhinged, like someone who will sell all their clothes just to make an Anthony Green tour happen: “the most annoying person you know (me) is about to sell all their clothes on vinted to afford an anthony green tour”. The smoky mezcal is for the gritty post-hardcore/emo heart that declares things like “war all the time is the perfect song” and worships LS Dunes: “#1 ls dunes lover”. Cherry cola reduction adds nostalgic scene-kid sweetness, matching tweets like “scene kid hack: wear knee high converse under bootcut jeans in winter for extra warmth”. An espresso splash captures their permanently-online, overstimulated timeline where they’re simultaneously mourning lost merch and yelling about setlists: “mourning the loss of my dunes sweatshirt that disappeared” and “ur dead 2 me for this setlist.”. The sea salt & lime rim is for the salty, sharp commentary on bands and fandom drama, like “black veil brides fans are not real” and “a lot of people seem to dislike bert mccracken for being a former addict instead of the many valid criticisms honestly”. Finally, glittery black sugar dust nods to the theatrical, emo sparkle of someone who can say “ls dunes shirt, otter necklace, and coheed hoodie…. fuuccckkk everyone will know i’m autistic” while calling themselves “the funniest person you will ever meet is a circa survive fan”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ace reads as a very socially oriented, loyal fan who cares a lot about fairness and community, which leans strongly Hufflepuff. They repeatedly distance themself from harmful or "evil" musicians despite liking the music, like when they say “i wish all time low were good people… some of their songs go SO hard” and “i wish jesse lacey wasnt evil brand new is soooo good”, showing a values-first, fairness-focused mindset. Their bio sets firm ethical boundaries about who can interact with them and who’s DNI, and they mention being "really bad at making friends" while still trying to connect (“i am Really bad at making friends tbh”), which suggests they prize loyalty and close bonds even if socializing is hard. They show a lot of gentle, affectionate energy toward people and objects in their life, e.g. “the most annoying person you know (me) is about to sell all their clothes on vinted to afford an anthony green tour” and “mourning the loss of my dunes sweatshirt that disappeared”, indicating devotion and sentimentality more than ambition or showiness. While they can be snarky (like about Black Veil Brides fans), the core pattern is kindness to their faves, strong personal boundaries, and a desire for a safe, fair fandom space—all classic Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Helena - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that suits them best is “Helena” by My Chemical Romance. They’re deeply rooted in emo/scene culture and obsessed with MCR, shown by tweets like “gun by mcr. ……. so underrated…….. @MCRofficial play gun in london!!!!!” and frantic setlist reactions such as “FUCKING SING ARE YOU SERIOUS THIS IS ALREADY MY DREAM BSTAGE😭😭😭😭 sing my baby……”. Helena captures dramatic, heartfelt emo energy that matches their intense, often humorous emotional swings, like “circa survive makes me violent so every so often i need to cut back … i think i need to stop consuming circa media rn …” and “war all the time is the perfect song”. The song’s themes of grief, devotion, and melodrama fit their habit of turning music into life-or-death feelings—seen when they say “the most annoying person you know (me) is about to sell all their clothes on vinted to afford an anthony green tour”. Their blend of dark humor, nostalgia for mid-2000s emo, and unapologetic stan energy makes Helena an ideal anthem for them.
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