
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson, but in a very online, self-destructive, hyperfixated way. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and often overwhelmed by feelings and overthinking, shown in posts like “why can’t I just be happy ?” and “i’m gonna kms”. Lisa’s intense phases and obsessions mirror their rapid hyperfixation shifts and layout/character changes, like “twitter cannot keep up with my hyoerfixtations istg I need to change my layout” and “guys should I change characters of shedtwt”. Both also struggle with feeling different or out of place: Lisa with being a misunderstood gifted kid, them with being autistic and alt as in “grieving the basic popular girl I could’ve been if I wasn’t autistic and alt” and “hi guys I just got diagnosed and i’m autistic and i need to take antidepressants”. While Lisa is healthier and less self-destructive, the emotional intensity, self-awareness, and sense of not fitting in line up closest with her compared to the rest of the main cast.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most content is about internal states, hyperfixations, and online niches rather than offline social life, e.g. “twitter cannot keep up with my hyoerfixtations istg I need to change my layout” and anxiety about voice chat in games “first time playing ow with voice i’m scared”, suggesting more comfort in curated/parasocial spaces than big in‑person interactions. They fit Intuition (N) because they frame experiences symbolically and dramatically rather than in purely practical terms, such as “i’m an angel that’s too heavy to fly away” and “grieving the basic popular girl I could’ve been if I wasn’t autistic and alt”, which show abstract self-narratives and identity metaphors. Their posts are highly emotional and relationship-focused, indicating Feeling (F): they emphasize hurt, love, and validation in tweets like “maybe in another universe my girlfriend would make me feel loved” and “my hb told me to listen to his playlist he made me to cheer me up I don’t deserve this guy 💔💔💔”, rather than arguing logically. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their timeline is full of impulsive shifts in layout/character and sudden decisions (“twitter cannot keep up with my hyoerfixtations istg I need to change my layout”, “hey guys what would you say if I switched to aya….”), as well as going with urges like vaping or cutting instead of following a structured plan, as in “can’t cut so i’m vaping”. Together, this introspective, metaphorical, emotionally intense, and spontaneous style aligns most closely with INFP.

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Autistic student + gamer logging life between classes, queues, and too much nicotine. Once glued a bandaid wrong and still passed the chem test.– @actliikeanangel

Your signature cocktail
The Fat Bunny Angel Fizz mixes cute softness with a dangerous edge, just like them calling themselves a bunny and angel while living on shedtwt and edtwt (“hi guys i’m a fat bunny”, “hi guys ignore sudden profile change i’m an angel now”). Cotton candy–infused vodka is sweet, pink, and playful, matching their gaming/alt persona and posts about Overwatch and Roblox VC chaos (“I LOVE PLAYING FLICKER ON ROBLOX WITH VC”, “first time playing ow with voice i’m scared”). Sour cherry soda adds a sharp, tangy mood swing for all the nausea, dizziness, and depressive spirals (“i’m so locking in tonight”, “i’m gonna kms”). The nicotine-free smoked black tea syrup nods to their vape fixation without actually hurting their lungs (“I get soooo dizzy from my vape help”, “living off of nicotine, instant noodles, no water and starving and cutting”). Sparkling water with lemon lightens everything, like their “good morning everybunny” optimism showing through the burnout (“good morning everybunny !! i’m going back to alt”). Finally, edible glitter and a sugar ‘bandage’ on the rim reference their self-harm threads and taped-up thigh, turning something painful into an aesthetic, coping ritual (“cuts thread because I get no views”, “had a huge sesh last night and I got bby beans… my left thigh is taped up”).

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a gentle, nurturing side and a desire to care for others, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, their repeated affectionate greetings like “good morning everybunny !! i’m going back to alt — basic doesn’t suit me… I hope everybunny will have a good day/night !!” and “good morning everybunny !! just noticed that my phrase “everybunny” fits dva a lot !! ive had a small breakdown last night but im ok now” show a habitual kindness toward their followers even when they’re struggling. Loyalty and emotional attachment to loved ones appear in tweets like “my gf peomised to not drink again but she just texted me she drank im so scared” and “maybe in another universe my girlfriend would make me feel loved”, where they remain deeply invested in their relationships. They also show a strong appreciation for small supportive gestures, as in “my hb told me to listen to his playlist he made me to cheer me up I don’t deserve this guy 💔💔💔”, highlighting how much they value warmth and care. While there are impulsive and self-destructive moments that don’t neatly fit any one house, the throughline of tenderness, desire for connection, and gentle community-building points most strongly to Hufflepuff.

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A well-fitting song for them is Cupid (Twin Version) because it mixes a cute, bubbly aesthetic with very raw feelings of loneliness and not being properly loved. Their bio literally asks, “why can’t I just be happy ?”, and they tweet about never feeling loved, like “i’ve never felt so unloved as I do now” and “maybe in another universe my girlfriend would make me feel loved”, which echoes the song’s “I gave a second chance to Cupid but now I’m left here feeling stupid.” At the same time, they keep a cute, playful persona—calling themselves a bunny and angel in posts like “good morning everybunny !!” and “hi guys i’m a fat bunny”—mirroring the song’s contrast between sweet sound and sad lyrics. The way they oscillate between outward cuteness and internal pain, posting things like “i’m gonna kms” while also sharing games, layouts and aesthetics, lines up with Cupid’s theme of masking heartbreak with a soft, charming exterior. Overall, the song’s bittersweet, vulnerable tone and its focus on feeling let down in love match both their romantic struggles and their digital diary vibe.

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