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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: a chaotic, funny teenager who masks some real sensitivity with jokes and shitposting. Their timeline is full of irreverent, slightly edgy humor and complaining about school and peers, like “mfs act like this while going to school only to vape and gamble online every period” and “fuckass 3x3”, very Bart-core rebellion. They lean into goofy self-awareness and superiority jokes, such as “i develop a superiority complex whenever i hear someone play the same instrument as me” and “me and my online personality are like this”, echoing Bart’s performative confidence. There’s also that sentimental, slightly lonely undertone in tweets like “when someone you used to talk to got the same interest now but you can’t reach out to him so you just gotta sit there and reminisce”, which fits Bart’s occasional moments of quiet vulnerability. Combined with their love of sports drama and chaos, e.g. “I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the final… Goodbye Manchester City.”, they read much more like Bart than the more earnest Lisa or the adult characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they post frequently, joke for an audience, and openly vent about social situations, like explaining internet culture to kids in “Explained what ragebait is to a 6th grader and he threw my laptop across the room” and commenting on school life in “mfs act like this while going to school only to vape and gamble online every period”. Their interests and humor show strong Intuition: they enjoy abstract patterns, cross‑fandom references, and hypothetical scenarios, such as the detailed alternate‑history game joke in “if limbus company was made in 2014 there would be at least 10 shitty ‘limbus company.exe’ games…” and the worldbuilding riff in “call me autistic but i like putting random characters, fiction and non fiction, in my worldbuilding”. Their tone is strongly Thinking: they’re blunt, critical and analytical, calling out behavior in “Only in Indonesia can a cunt get away with going to schools and asking high school girls who they find attractive for content” and critiquing political assumptions in “why do people still instantly assume ‘communism = radical authoritarian stalinist’ in big 2025”. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than rigidly structured: they joke about procrastination and changing interests, like “i swear i'll start taking fashion seriously from august onwards” and wanting multiple different bands in “i want to form 4 bands each with different musical styles/genres”, showing spontaneity and openness over strict planning. Taken together—outward, witty engagement; abstract and speculative humor; critical, logic‑driven takes; and a flexible, exploratory lifestyle—these traits fit best with ENTP.

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17 • Jakarta/Sydney • draws, plays bass, argues about F1 & football. Once explained ragebait to a 6th grader and nearly lost a laptop.– @actuallyhewey

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The Campari brings a bitter, dramatic edge for their F1 and football meltdowns like “Lord please bless us with a Norris DNF” and “Goodbye Manchester City. I am no longer a fan.”. Dry gin gives a sharp, classic backbone for the slightly pretentious music/MUN/art kid who posts things like “model united nations has to be one of the most bourgeois activities” and “I'm an artist from Indonesia and this is my art”. Cold brew coffee is for the exhausted, overthinking student vibe in “i've been so tired recently” and the late‑night worldbuilding of “it's fun to write about geordie greep authorizing a missile strike on kromer from limbus company”. A splash of calamansi or lime soda nods to Jakarta heat and their playful, chaotic humor in posts like “me in the yaoi section of the store trying to act nonchalant” and “Explained what ragebait is to a 6th grader and he threw my laptop across the room”. Finally, a pinch of sea salt ties together the Aussie‑Indo identity in their bio and the melancholy of “Sensitive young man autumn”, grounding all the chaos into something oddly comforting.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a distinctly Ravenclaw blend of curiosity, niche knowledge, and creative thinking. Their delight in odd connections and meta-internet stuff – like using Six Degrees of Wikipedia to link footballer Harry Kane to Persona 4 in “Found 1 path with 3 degrees of separation from 'Harry Kane' to 'Persona 4' on Six Degrees of Wikipedia!” – suggests someone who enjoys puzzles and obscure trivia. They also approach media analytically and with genre-awareness, e.g. deconstructing how a hypothetical 2014 horror-fangame would work in “if limbus company was made in 2014 there would be at least 10 shitty 'limbus company.exe' games... and the game crashes”. Their worldbuilding habit in “call me autistic but i like putting random characters, fiction and non fiction, in my worldbuilding… it's fun to write about geordie greep authorizing a missile strike on kromer from limbus company” shows high-concept imagination rather than pure clout-chasing. Even their critique of Model UN as bourgeois in “model united nations has to be one of the most bourgeois activities… talking about solutions without implementing them” is framed as an abstract, systemic analysis instead of a purely emotional rant. Taken together, the emphasis on analysis, meta-humor, and creative worldbuilding over raw ambition or loyalty points most strongly to Ravenclaw.

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ELO’s Mr. Blue Sky fits them because it’s upbeat, slightly chaotic, and packed with sudden emotional shifts, just like their timeline swinging from F1 hype to self‑deprecating humor and niche fandoms. They constantly manifest good times and ‘peak life’ energy, like when they say “lowkey can’t wait for june. peak life will start” and get hyped about trips and big events such as “Got flight tickets booked for July 4th 2025”. At the same time, there’s a recurring undercurrent of tiredness and insecurity that mirrors the song’s bittersweet brightness, seen in posts like “i've been so tired recently” and “Every time I see a cute cosplay I get insecure man”. Their love for classic/older music and prog-leaning bands, shown in “My GOAT Peter Gabriel ❤️” and “i’ll always believe that genesis is the most underrated band ever”, also aligns with Mr. Blue Sky’s lush, classic rock production. Overall, it captures their mix of optimism, irony, and dramatic sports/anime fandom energy, from “WE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THIS” to “Nothing ever happens, ALL IN”.

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