Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fierce Loyalty: Their dedication to their 'oomfs' and willingness to 'bite' anyone who hurts them demonstrates a strong protective instinct.
- Artistic Talent: Mentioning '5 artworks to do for this afternoon' indicates a creative passion and dedication to their craft.
- Brutal Honesty: Openly discussing their struggles with self-harm and eating disorders shows a rare willingness to be vulnerable and authentic.
- Moral Conviction: Their zero-tolerance stance against proship content highlights a strong moral compass and a desire for a safe online space.
- Self-Awareness: Acknowledging their own tendency towards emotional manipulation shows a level of insight beyond their years.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: The constant desire to 'relapse tonight?' suggests a struggle with impulsive behaviors and self-destructive tendencies.
- Attention-Seeking: Openly soliciting DMs and affection can come across as desperate and attention-seeking.
- Emotional Volatility: Fluctuating between wanting to 'eat you' and being 'super dry and a bitch' indicates emotional instability.
- Self-Destructive: Joking about painting the walls with their brain if they gain weight reveals a dark and self-destructive mindset.
- Defensive: Getting 'cancelled on twitter over being right' suggests a tendency to be defensive and unwilling to consider other perspectives.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
While seemingly contradictory, Adam shares similarities with Lisa Simpson in their moral outrage and intellectual frustration. Like Lisa, Adam is quick to call out injustice, as seen in their fierce anti-proship stance. Their sarcastic humor and self-awareness, like ''you're so cool' little ol' 14 y/o gayass loser boy who cuts and starves and hates himself and posts it on twitter? really?', mirror Lisa's own moments of cynicism. Both characters grapple with feeling like outsiders and struggle with the world around them, albeit in very different ways. Adam's artistic talent also aligns with Lisa's creative pursuits.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Adam likely aligns with ENFP: extraverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. Their extraversion is evident in their constant engagement with their followers and their desire for connection. Their intuition shines through in their creative pursuits and their ability to see beyond the surface. Their feeling side is apparent in their strong moral convictions and their empathy for others. Their perceiving nature keeps them open to new experiences and allows them to adapt to changing situations. The tweet 'I'm gonna eat you, never be scared to interact w/ me or dm me!!' shows their extraverted nature. The tweet 'I love the genre of music where it's cutesy sounding japanese songs that r actually about suicide or other dark topics' shows their intuitive side. The tweet 'Hey oomfs block me if ur into proship I don't want to see your pedophilia fantasies in my tl I js blocked so many ppl' shows their feeling side. The tweet 'Nevermind I'm not walking today WICH one of y'all wants me, WHO called me croomf I'm gonna find where you live' shows their perceiving side.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you AIB? Because I'm ready to binge-watch you until I'm completely obsessed.
- Is your name 'croomf'? Because I'm desperate to find out who you are and maybe... more?
- Are you a relapse? Because I can't seem to resist you, no matter how hard I try.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your chaotic and beautiful Twitter feed.
- I'm not sure if I should be scared or intrigued, but either way, I'm definitely hooked.
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Your new Twitter bio
Chaos goblin in progress. 15 (soon!). He/him. Art gremlin. Will bite (affectionately). DM me or face my wrath. Currently obsessed with finding out who called me 'croomf'.– @Adam_T12345
Your signature cocktail
The Croomf Concoction
The 'Croomf Concoction' captures Adam's chaotic and contradictory personality. The black vodka represents their dark humor and edgy persona, while the blue curaçao adds a touch of whimsy. The grenadine symbolizes their vulnerability and desire for affection. The edible glitter reflects their artistic flair and love for all things sparkly. The gummy shark adds a playful and unexpected element. The tweet 'Nevermind I'm not walking today WICH one of y'all wants me, WHO called me croomf I'm gonna find where you live' shows their chaotic personality. The tweet 'I'm gonna eat you, never be scared to interact w/ me or dm me!!' shows their unpredictable nature.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Adam aligns with Slytherin due to their ambition, resourcefulness, and tendency towards self-preservation. Their desire to 'be in a toxic abusive relationship where I'm actively encouraged to get worse rn' suggests a willingness to pursue their desires, even if unhealthy. The sarcastic and self-deprecating humor, like ''you're so cool' little ol' 14 y/o gayass loser boy who cuts and starves and hates himself and posts it on twitter? really?', can be seen as a defense mechanism, a way to protect themselves from vulnerability. They are also fiercely loyal to their 'oomfs', a trait valued in Slytherin. While they may not always make the 'right' choices, they are driven and determined, qualities that would make them a formidable Slytherin.
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Teen Idle - Marina and The Diamonds
This song perfectly encapsulates Adam's feelings of inadequacy, self-loathing, and the desire to be someone else. The lyrics about wanting to be a 'teen idle' and feeling like a 'failure' resonate with Adam's self-deprecating humor and open discussion of their struggles with mental health. The song's blend of catchy melodies and dark themes mirrors Adam's use of humor to cope with their pain. The line 'I want blood, guts, and angel cake' captures the chaotic and contradictory nature of their online persona.
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