adaskitten
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: They post blunt, unfiltered moments like 'I THREW UP IN A TRAMWAY LMAO' and 'Damn.. I just took a MASSIVE shit.', which shows transparency and realness.
- Affectionate: Lines such as 'I'm grateful❤' and 'I love you and will miss you all.' reveal a capacity for warmth and attachment to people.
- Wryly Funny: Their timeline mixes gross honesty and comedy — 'should I cry or shart' and 'I want.. salami.' show a dark, silly sense of humor.
- Resilient: Despite anxiety and raw moments like 'I'M GONNA KMS' (hyperbolic) and binder discomfort, they keep posting and joking, which reflects endurance.
- Aesthetic-Minded: Choices like 'black l hair dye' and a cute sleepy handle/location 'eepy /ᐠ ˕ マ💤' show they curate a particular look and vibe.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsivity: Caps-locked rants and immediate overshares like 'I THOUGHT I WAS SOMEONE'S OOMF ... I'M GONNA KMS' indicate quick, intense emotional spikes.
- Over-sharing: Posting intimate physical details—'Damn.. I just took a MASSIVE shit.' and 'I THREW UP IN A TRAMWAY LMAO'—can create social friction or embarrassment.
- Fragile Self-esteem: Worrying about how an 'almost bf' perceives them — 'it's so sweet ... but now I'm worried he knows😭😭' — shows sensitivity to validation.
- Confrontational: Angry family posts like 'YOU DIDN'T FUCKING ASK ME TO CLEAN IT SHUT THE HELL UP' reveal a readiness to explode instead of de-escalate.
- Health-risk Curiosity: Mentions like 'just bought some new razor blades' paired with dramatic lines suggest flirting with risky themes, even if for style.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is the awkward, dramatic, lovable kid who often panics about social things and clings to friendships; Addy’s tweets like 'My almost bf... it's so sweet... but now I'm worried he knows😭😭' and all-caps panics mirror Milhouse's persistent insecurity. Both are sincere, a little melodramatic, and endearing despite social stumbling.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits Addy: their extraversion shows in direct calls to readers and sharing intimate, social details — e.g. 'guys.. my sister is driving.... I love you and will miss you all.' and 'guys.. there's no bus back home. I gotta WALK!!'. Their intuition and imaginative phrasing appear in lines like 'stupid gorgeous fuckass majestic binder' that lean into metaphor and sensory feeling. Feeling is dominant: they care about others' perceptions and emotional connection — 'it's so sweet of him ... but now I'm worried he knows😭😭'. Perceiving shows up in their spontaneous, capricious posts and rapid shifts ('I THREW UP IN A TRAMWAY LMAO', next 'I'm grateful❤'). These tweets reveal a warm, idea-driven, impulsive personality typical of ENFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If I were your nicotine pouch, I'd stick with you through cravings and awkward bus rides — wanna trade a smile for one?'
- 'You call it majestic, I call it breathtaking — your binder's dramatic, sure, but your laugh? Way more gorgeous.'
- 'I brought snacks — salami and 3kcal jelly — but I'd share them all if you'll let me hold your hand on the walk home.'
- 'Your scars tell stories; if you let me, I’ll learn every chapter — start with the one about the tramway.'
- 'You dye your hair black and the whole world gets a little moodier in the best way — think of me as your personal tiny spotlight.'
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Adam (he/him) — 14. Soft, messy, sleepy teen with a loud sense of humor and a tender heart. Obsessed with snacks, black hair, and low-cal jelly. Surviving school, scars, and awkward almost-romances — be kind, cross-posts avoided.– @adaskitten
Your signature cocktail
Eepy Kitten (mocktail)
Because Addy is underage, this is a mocktail: sweet, slightly sour, a little dramatic and sparkly — matching tweets like '3kcal jelly!!', 'fav ice cream fr', and the moody 'black l hair dye :d'. The jelly cubes are a literal nod to snack tweets, the blackberry color references their dark aesthetic, and the mint adds a little wake-up zing for those tramway mornings when they 'THREW UP IN A TRAMWAY LMAO'.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Addy reads as Hufflepuff because they show loyalty and kindness alongside grit: they repeatedly express affection ('I'm grateful❤', 'I love you and will miss you all.'), and despite being easily upset they also keep putting themselves out there online. Their frustration with family and insistence on being heard — 'YOU DIDN'T FUCKING ASK ME TO CLEAN IT SHUT THE HELL UP' — matches Hufflepuff tenacity rather than cold ambition or lone recklessness. The house's acceptance of oddballs suits Addy's messy, earnest teen vibe.
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Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
The song's blend of adolescent longing, awkwardness, and self-aware snark matches Addy's voice — craving acceptance ('My almost bf... it made me feel better about myself') while also embracing embarrassing, gross humor ('Damn.. I just took a MASSIVE shit.'). It's raucous, slightly tragic, and oddly triumphant in a teensy emo way.
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