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This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: intense, chaotic enthusiasm, dark humor, and a tendency to be a lovable menace to themselves more than others. Their hyper, slightly unhinged energy shows in posts like “i think im having a manic episode” and “BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. CUM AND SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️”, which feel very Bart-core: loud, inappropriate, and gleefully over the top. They also have that mix of rebellion and heart; for example, they joke about getting flagged for explosives at the airport in “they probably knew as soon as they saw me that i was just a confused little fag bc it was cleared up quickly”, turning a stressful situation into a self-deprecating story. Their obsessive stanning of bands and concerts, like “DROP THE ALBUM RELEASE THE ALBUM IM GOING TO GO INSANE” and traveling across an ocean for a show in “and i would come all the way from canada again just to experience it once more!!”, matches Bart’s all-or-nothing, impulsive passion. At the same time, the undercurrent of vulnerability and feeling a bit shy or out of place, as in “i kinda wish id talked w more oomfs than i did but i was soooo shyyy”, fits Bart’s softer side that comes out between pranks.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: much of their joy is in solitary or small-scale activities like listening to music on repeat and doing art, and they describe being shy with others at events, e.g. “i kinda wish id talked w more oomfs than i did but i was soooo shyyy 😔”, while also valuing a private account for more personal posting, as in “its literally so bad i want you guys to see my system posting so bad but 😭😭😭😭😭😭 man whats the point of a priv if im just screenshotting the posts and putting them on main”. They read as iNtuitive because their tweets focus heavily on emotional experience, meaning, and ideas (music as life-changing, language learning as identity) rather than concrete facts, like “dandelion is so fucking good its so good i need to find a way to put this inside of my body into my veins” and their fascination with German-language musicals in “remembering my thing for german language musicals omg motherfucker die schatten werden länger GET OHT OF MY HEAAAD”. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, making decisions and evaluations based on emotion and personal values, e.g. their intense attachment to music and concerts, and their distress over perceived social missteps like “i feel so childish and annoying crashing out about the chekis… i feel so fucking stupid”, plus empathy about being misjudged linguistically in “theyd just repeat what they said in english like I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOURE SAYING I JUST COULDNT HEAR YOU PLEASE!!!!”. Their lifestyle and language suggest Perceiving: they often act spontaneously, stay up late doing creative things, and improvise rather than plan, such as “3 am is for trying to pick out all the parts for the harmonies in in der nacht so i can recreate it myself” and their regretful, last-minute handling of merch/cheki reservations in “i shouldve splurged for the next tier on the discord fc and reserved some i feel so fucking stupid”. The combination of intense emotional expression, idealization of music and experiences, shyness but deep feelings for others, and a somewhat unstructured, impulsive approach to life most closely matches INFP.

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26 • he/they • Ontario. Crossed an ocean for a concert and came home with a fried voice, a Sims save file, and an obsession with madmans esprit.– @aDaylnBlack

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This cocktail is loud and a little unhinged, built for someone who can tweet “i think im having a manic episode” and immediately follow it with “I LOVE DRIVIIIING!!!! I LOVE BEING ABLE TO DRIVE!!!!!!”. The overproof rum shot is the hit of chaotic concert energy from looping “dandelion is so fucking good its so good i need to find a way to put this inside of my body into my veins” and crossing an ocean for a band. The espresso and cola reduction mirrors their late-night obsession vibes like “3 am is for trying to pick out all the parts for the harmonies in in der nacht so i can recreate it myself”. Blackberry–pomegranate syrup gives a dark, fruity sweetness for their vkei/DSBM romanticism in “god i love dsbm” and endless post-concert yearning like “TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK FUCKING TAKE ME BACK I WANNA GO BACK”. The smoked salt & citrus bitters are for the sharp, self-roasting humor of “genesis reentering his unemployed era once more 💔” and the slightly feral scream of “BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. CUM AND SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 🗣️🗣️”. Finally, the foamed cold brew topper is the soft layer over the chaos—an airy head that nods to their artsy, language-learning side in “dieses jahr möchte ich mehr mit meinen deutschen oomfs reden 🥲 und wieder deutsch lernen”, making the whole thing look as dramatic as a vkei stage face beat.

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Their timeline reads as emotionally intense, impulsive, and driven by big feelings and experiences, which fits Gryffindor’s loud, heart-on-sleeve energy. They literally say “i think im having a manic episode” right after “I LOVE DRIVIIIING!!!! I LOVE BEING ABLE TO DRIVE!!!!!!”, showing high-risk, thrill‑seeking enthusiasm and little self-censorship. They throw themselves fully into passions and obsessions—especially music—looping songs for hours and demanding releases with lines like “DROP THE ALBUM RELEASE THE ALBUM IM GOING TO GO INSANE” and “dandelion is so fucking good its so good i need to find a way to put this inside of my body into my veins”. There’s also a confrontational streak in posts such as “im deadass if you have a berlin kyuho cheki sleep with the windows open” and annoyance at people talking during a quiet concert moment in “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! MY FUCKING SHOW IS ON”, reflecting boldness and a readiness to speak out. While they show some creativity and language interest, their dominant traits are fiery intensity, impulsive reactions, and dramatic loyalty to their favorite band—core Gryffindor qualities rather than the measured patience of Hufflepuff, calculated ambition of Slytherin, or cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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Their mix of self-deprecating humor, intense feelings, and being very online about mental health fits the raw vulnerability of Creep perfectly. They literally joke about the stereotype when they say they were pegged as mentally ill while wearing a “radiohead tee and mme hoodie”, showing they already identify with that vibe. The tweet “i think im having a manic episode” and their fixation on niche music like “god i love dsbm” echo the song’s themes of volatility and alienation. Their intense, almost obsessive fandom for mme, from looping “dandelion is so fucking good” to crossing an ocean for a show and then crashing over missing cheki (“i feel so childish and annoying crashing out about the chekis”), mirrors the desperate longing and outsider energy in Creep. Even their joking threat about people with a specific cheki — “if you have a berlin kyuho cheki sleep with the windows open” — shows a dramatic, emotionally heightened way of caring that fits the song’s intensity.

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