Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses sarcasm and memes to comment on politics, life, and pop culture, e.g. joking about crack pipes and BRB: “Meu cachimbo de crack quebrou”, “Salvem o BRB pelo amor de deus...”.
- Self-aware: Open about his own limits and mistakes, like regretting not buying a GPU and struggling with old tech stacks: “Meu maior erro foi não ter comprado uma RTX 3060...”, “Me irrita fazer sustentação de sistema em JAVA7...”.
- Intellectually curious: Shows interest in economics, tech, and institutional issues, asking about agents, GPUs, and Banco Central politics: “tive dúvida quanto a viabilidade financeira de agentes dependentes de grandes infraestruturas de GPU...”, “Ok, quem está mentindo? ... acredito na nota do BC”.
- Emotionally honest: Shares both joy and distress openly, from good days with friends to wanting peace from pain: “Resumo do dia com os de verdade... Viver é bom”, “De fato, quero morrer... fds que é problema pequeno, só quero paz”.
- Playfully affectionate: Flirts lightly and expresses desire for connection in a teasing way: “Eu nao sei flertar com quem eu gosto, mas flertar com gente aleatória que não quero nada é muito de boa”, “Eu quero, sei pedir, mas gostaria que me fosse oferecido”.
Weaknesses:
- Morbid pessimism: Frequently expresses death wishes and extreme hopelessness about life and country: “De fato, quero morrer... só quero paz”, “Aqui é se matar e esperar renascer em um país melhor”.
- Cynical misanthropy: Displays contempt for large groups (voters, social media users, professionals): “tem que ser muito trouxa pra votar nessas desgraças”, “Tinha que bloquear redes sociais pra crianças abaixo de 18 anos e pra idosos acima de 30 anos”, “É extremamente desanimador vc abrir um perfil... ‘Psicóloga’... intankável”.
- Sexual impulsiveness: Recurrent focus on sexual content in a blunt way that can come off crude: “Queria ver peitos”, “Dormi de tarde e sonhei com peitos pequenos, oq significa?”.
- Rumination: Keeps circling on worries about dreams, sadness, and being watched, indicating overthinking: “Sonho horrivel oq tive essa noite pqp”, “Sonhei um sonho brutal”, “Sinto que estou sendo vigiado... suspeito, muito suspeito”.
- Emotional volatility: Timeline swings rapidly between high excitement and deep despair, from celebrating games and pizza to inexplicable sadness: “Resumo do dia... Viver é bom” versus “Que tristeza inexplicavel”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user matches Homer Simpson most closely: a mix of crude humor, impulsiveness, and surprising moments of reflection. They oscillate between dark, almost nihilistic comments like “De fato, quero morrer... fds que é problema pequeno, só quero paz” and simple-life joy such as “Resumo do dia com os de verdade: Futebol... Rodízio de pizza... 4 vitórias de CS... Viver é bom”, very similar to Homer’s swings between despair and dumb happiness. Their horny, immature side shows up in tweets like “Queria ver peitos” and “Dormi de tarde e sonhei com peitos pequenos, oq significa?”, echoing Homer’s often juvenile mindset. At the same time, they show unexpected thoughtfulness about work, politics, and economics, for example in “Ok, quem está mentindo? Particularmente tendo a acreditar na nota do BC...” and “Quando te designam pra resolver problemas em 141 queries... agora tenho que fazer o L pq não conheço metade desse modelo de dados...”, similar to Homer’s rare but genuine moments of insight. The combination of chaotic humor, self-deprecation, random obsessions (anime, CS, finance), and dramatic overreactions like “Nem ferrando, o Brasil merece ser esse esgoto que é... Aqui é se matar e esperar renascer em um país melhor” fits Homer’s exaggerated, comedic personality better than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): although they enjoy friends and social events, their tone is more observational than attention‑seeking and they often describe being in their own head, e.g. “Fico curioso pra saber o que as outras pessoas conversam entre si” and reflective posts like “Escreve, apaga, escreve, apaga... sla só queria realizar esse sonho”. Their thinking shows Intuition (N) with pattern‑spotting and abstraction rather than just concrete detail, such as comparing driving to algorithms in “baliza é mais fácil que tirar doce de criança mds... é literalmente a execução de um algoritmo simples” and musing on economic/AI systems in “sempre tive dúvida quanto a viabilidade financeira de agentes dependentes de grandes infraestruturas de GPU”. They are clearly Thinking (T)‑dominant: arguments are grounded in logic and critique rather than harmony, for example the harsh take on psychoanalysis in “É extremamente desanimador vc abrir um perfil... e tem posts sobre Freud e Psicanálise... intankável” and the rational stance on medical exams in “Medicina é coisa séria... deveriam obter notas satisfatórias em provas desse tipo”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they show spontaneity, procrastination, and flexible plans, like doubting who to invite to graduation in “em dúvida se devo chamar pessoas pra minha formatura... e se devo, quem?”, wanting to buy more stocks only reactively in “meu deus a bolsa tem que cair pra eu comprar... essa porra só sobe”, and joking about messy work with complex queries in “141 queries... agora tenho que fazer o L pq não conheço metade desse modelo de dados”. Overall, the combination of analytical detachment, abstract/systemic thinking, blunt logical criticism, and relaxed, somewhat chaotic day‑to‑day decisions best fits INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said parallel parking is just ‘executing a simple algorithm’—so what are the odds I can optimize my route straight into your heart without throwing a single exception?
- You keep begging for the stock market to crash so you can buy everything cheap… lucky for you my love is in full bull market and I still let you buy the dip.
- You: ‘CS is way more fun with a full squad and everyone knows multiple maps.’ Me: I don’t know all the maps yet, but I’m pretty good at navigating my way to a pizza rodízio, a 4–0 win, and a date with you after.
- You quoted ‘Ei… se matarmos todos os nossos inimigos… seremos livres?’ from AOT—counterproposal: we don’t kill anyone, we just binge anime together until you finally get back to ‘quero voltar a assistir anime, meu deus’.
- You’re out here stressing over 141 SQL queries and a Java 7 legacy system; statistically speaking, the simplest solution set is: you, me, BRB surviving until your LCIs vencem, and then we invest some time in each other instead.
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Data, dividends & dust in Counter-Strike l Night owl in Inaba 🇯🇵 l Once skipped a 145k job just to keep chasing my own absurd little dreams– @adeusbostil
Your signature cocktail
絶え間ない Caipira no Inaba
This drink is built strong and slightly bitter, like someone who says “De fato, quero morrer... fds que é problema pequeno, só quero paz” but still keeps showing up at the gym and work. The Japanese whisky and yuzu nod to Inaba, Japan and the anime/J-culture vibe behind tweets like “Quero voltar a assistir anime meu deus” and the full-on Japanese lyrics in “あの交差点で みんながもしスキップをして…”. Brown sugar and espresso reflect a mind that codes in Java, complains about legacy systems, and overthinks everything, as in “quando te designam pra resolver problemas em 141 queries… agora tenho que fazer o L pq não conheço metade desse modelo de dados com mais de 70 tabelas”. The sparkling ‘CS headshot’ topper represents the hype of “krl hoje joguei muito cs tá doido” and the joy of “Resumo do dia com os de verdade: Futebol… Rodízio de pizza… 4 vitórias de CS sem sufoco Viver é bom”. Finally, the charred orange peel is that touch of dark humor and chaos behind “Meu cachimbo de crack quebrou” and “Queria ver peitos”, a smoky wink to a timeline that’s equal parts meme, despair, and oddly tender ambition.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This account shows a strong analytical and intellectually curious streak that fits Ravenclaw best. They often break things down like an algorithm, e.g. parallel parking as a simple procedure in “baliza é mais fácil que tirar doce de criança mds... é literalmente a execução de um algoritmo simples”, and complain about older Java versions specifically because they lack functional-programming tools like stream, map, and filter in “Me irrita fazer sustentação de sistema em JAVA7 pq é a partir do JAVA8 que tem stream, map, filter, reduce e bla bla bla”. There’s also clear curiosity about complex systems, from financial markets and Open Finance in “Via Open Finance, BTG e Caixa mostram todos os investimentos que vc tem no Brasil. Muito daora” and “Ah neeem... Lula, Congresso, STF, sei lá quem, mas alguém por favor faz algo contra essa alta da bolsa, alguém faz uma declaração absurda aí, sla... queria ter aportado mais mas tava sem dinheiro😭😭😭”, to wondering about the viability of AI infrastructures in “sempre tive dúvida quanto a viabilidade financeira de agentes dependentes de grandes infraestruturas de GPU...”. Their humor is also quite cerebral and self-aware, like calling parallel parking an "algorithm" and joking about "manifestação em apoio ao Galipolo e os tecnicos do Banco Central" in “Manifestação em apoio ao Galipolo e os tecnicos do Banco Central, dia 8 de fevereiro em frente ao Banco Central. Fontes me disseram.”. While there are signs of cynicism and self-preservation that could hint at Slytherin, the dominant traits are wit, curiosity, and analytical thinking, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.
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Your song
Unwell - Matchbox Twenty
A fitting song for them is Unwell by Matchbox Twenty, which balances self-aware sadness, irony, and a sense of still trying to function in everyday life. Their bio, “絶え間ない苦しみの中で” (“in ceaseless suffering”), and tweets like “De fato, quero morrer... fds que é problema pequeno, só quero paz” and “Que tristeza inexplicavel” echo the song’s theme of feeling mentally unwell while knowing it might look exaggerated from the outside. At the same time, they remain ironic and playful, joking about dark topics and daily life in a very online way, as in “Meu cachimbo de crack quebrou” and “Tinha que bloquear redes sociais pra crianças abaixo de 18 anos e pra idosos acima de 30 anos”. Unwell captures that mix of vulnerability and self-deprecating humor—feeling watched or judged, like in “Sinto que estou sendo vigiado... suspeito, muito suspeito”, yet still moving forward. Overall, the song’s tone of "I’m not crazy, just a little unwell" mirrors how they tweet openly about inner turmoil, loneliness, and frustration while still engaging with friends, games, politics, and everyday life.
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