
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because this user is highly opinionated, analytical, and emotionally invested in their niche interests, much like Lisa with her causes and fandoms. They constantly dissect media and fandom behavior with a sharp, moral edge, as in “A gente perde tanto com a falta de amizade entre personagens de generos opostos em bl e gl, tipo, cadê as amizades entre gays e lesbicas?” and “Them calling May a red flag when she isn't says a lot about their ability to understand”. There’s also a protective, empathetic streak, shown in “Queria proteger ela de todo mal do mundo” and the reposted message “never kill yourself!”, which tracks with Lisa’s caring nature. At the same time, they’re snarky and easily frustrated by ignorance or drama, as seen in “Vcs não sabem pesquisar?” and “A falta do que fazer desse povo é impressionante”, mirroring Lisa’s exasperation with the world. Their intense hyperfixations on shows and ships, like “Eu meio que durmo e acordo com esse gl de terror psicológico na cabeça”, also resemble Lisa’s obsessive passion for her interests (saxophone, causes, books) rather than Bart’s chaotic trolling or Homer’s detachment.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because they are highly interactive with fandom drama and friends, frequently commenting on others’ behavior and group dynamics rather than solitary inner life, for example reacting to timeline chaos in “Sensação de ver a tl endoidar sabendo que minhas favs estão out da confusão” and joking about collective fan behavior in “Isso tudo é fã esperando o trailer de girl rules e o trailer não veio”. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they focus on patterns and hypothetical scenarios in media rather than concrete details, such as imagining broader genre possibilities in “A gente perde tanto com a falta de amizade entre personagens de generos opostos em bl e gl…” and conceptualizing future story dynamics in “Now imagine the psychological horror gl we could have with these two.”. They are clearly Feeling (F), prioritizing emotional reactions and relationships; they get protective of favorites in “Queria que essa ******* parasse de falar da Jane, tô sem paciência”, express tenderness in “Queria proteger ela de todo mal do mundo”, and even share affirmations like “never kill yourself!”. Their bluntness comes from values-driven passion, not detached logic, illustrated by emotional venting in “Mas esse cara não tira o nome da Ana paula da boca, se fecha caralho” rather than structured argumentation. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): they joke about low expectations and going with the flow in “Não vou criar expectativa pra evitar estresse”, frame things as open-ended possibilities rather than fixed plans in “Preciso que isso se confirme logo, caso de vida ou morte”, and thrive in ongoing, chaotic fandom discourse like “Desde ontem tendo briga entre as * e as * na tl…”. Taken together—expressive social engagement, pattern-based media analysis, emotionally-charged stances, and flexible, reactive behavior—ENFP is the best fit.

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Manu | GL & Thai series enthusiast, KaoJane defender, part-time drama analyst. Once paused an episode just to translate a meme thread.– @AdlerDarkholme

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is feisty and unfiltered, just like the way she clocks people on the timeline in tweets like “Fui ver quem estava irritando a galera e era aquela doente, ela é r e t não sei pq vcs ainda se estressam com ela, mete o block logo, vamos estar escolhendo nossas batalhas galera” and “Essa bixa ainda tá falando, já deu já”, so the base is a bold spicy chili-infused tequila. The rosé vermouth and pink peppercorn syrup nod to her soft spot for her faves and all the affectionate diminutives like “little baby 🫳”, “Vidinha” and “Fofoletes”. Grapefruit soda gives it a bittersweet, fizzy fandom chaos vibe, mirroring her dramatic GL/BL obsessions in posts such as “Eu preciso de uma série com os dois casais, vcs não estão entendendo” and “Eu meio que durmo e acordo com esse gl de terror psicológico na cabeça”. A sharp squeeze of lime balances everything, echoing her clear-eyed commentary like “Them calling May a red flag when she isn't says a lot about their ability to understand” and the blunt resolve of “Simplesmente não reaja”. Strong but playful, it’s the drink you order when you want to talk fandom drama for hours and still end the night calling everyone “amorzinhos” like in “Amorzinhos KAOJANEJANEKAO WITH GUCCI #GUCCIXKAOJANEJANEKAO”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: they are strategic about conflict, repeatedly advising others to disengage and block people instead of wasting energy, e.g. “ela é r e t não sei pq vcs ainda se estressam com ela, mete o block logo, vamos estar escolhendo nossas batalhas galera” and “Simplesmente não reaja”, which reflects calculated self‑preservation and choosing battles carefully. They are also sharp and confrontational when necessary, as in “Mas esse cara não tira o nome da Ana paula da boca, se fecha caralho” and “Queria que essa ******* parasse de falar da Jane, tô sem paciência”, showing a willingness to defend their people and call others out directly. Their comments about fandom dynamics, like “Impressionante que é sempre as mesmas pessoas da mesma panelinha” and “Sensação de ver a tl endoidar sabendo que minhas favs estão out da confusão”, show a shrewd awareness of social groups and a desire to keep their favorites and themselves safely positioned. While they care deeply about their faves and can be affectionate, the dominant pattern is strategic, conflict‑aware behavior and a focus on protecting their circle rather than playing fair with everyone, which aligns more with Slytherin than the other houses.

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A song that best fits them is “Mean” by Taylor Swift, because so much of their timeline is defending their faves and calling out people who stir up drama. They’re constantly frustrated with haters and petty fights, like when they say they’re tired of someone talking about Jane: “Queria que essa ******* parasse de falar da Jane, tô sem paciência” and roll their eyes at people who won’t let things go: “Fui ver quem estava irritando a galera e era aquela doente… mete o block logo, vamos estar escolhendo nossas batalhas galera”. At the same time, they’re deeply loyal and protective of their favorites, as seen in tweets like “Queria proteger ela de todo mal do mundo” and the way they gush over KaoJane content: “Patetinhas 🤏 FIRST FANMEETING IN TAIPEI #KaoJaneFMinTaipei”. Mean is about rising above people who twist things and tear others down, which matches their mix of irritation with fandom toxicity and determination to keep enjoying their girls and their ships despite the noise. The song’s defiant, slightly petty but ultimately hopeful energy mirrors how they navigate constant Twitter chaos while centering their love for GL, KaoJane, and their fandom. They may complain and drag when needed, but like in Mean, there’s an underlying belief that they and their faves are better than the pointless drama.

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