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Sideshow Bob, the villainous, scheming, and often frustrated character from The Simpsons, shares many similarities with adlibgold. Both are intelligent but often cynical and bitter, driven by a desire to disrupt the status quo and challenge authority. Like Sideshow Bob, adlibgold frequently expresses controversial opinions, uses sarcasm and dark humor, and is often frustrated by the world around him. For example, Sideshow Bob's constant attempts to outsmart Bart and his desire for revenge are reminiscent of adlibgold's frequent critiques of various political figures and policies, and his desire to "detonate" institutions he perceives as corrupt.

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Political commentator, philosopher, and cultural critic. I'm a yearner, and I'm here to tell you that the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Follow me for hot takes, controversial opinions, and a healthy dose of cynicism.– @adlibgold

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adlibgold's cunning, ambition, and willingness to challenge authority align with the traits of Slytherin house. His sharp wit, his desire to disrupt the status quo, and his willingness to use unconventional tactics to achieve his goals are all hallmarks of a Slytherin. For example, he says "I'm starting a private equity firm for the sole purpose of hallowing out and detonating your kitsch slop 'institution.'" This shows his ambition and willingness to use power to achieve his goals. He also often criticizes what he sees as the failings of the establishment, which aligns with the Slytherin tendency to challenge authority. His use of sarcasm and dark humor, as seen in his tweet "I tell women I lost my balls to cancer, that I'm a NEET for now, and I have ho scaring interests and hobbies. None of that has hurt my game. Completely nonsensical beings. Love them." is also a Slytherin trait.

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The song "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers, with its themes of jealousy, betrayal, and the feeling of being left behind, resonates with adlibgold's cynical outlook and his frequent expressions of frustration. He shares the song's sense of disillusionment, its exploration of the darker side of human relationships, and its raw emotional intensity. For example, his tweet "I know this is engagement bait but when I went through it, everyone I met who was in a relationship or married had to do extensive couple's counseling over this in particular." reflects the song's themes of relationship struggles and the pain of betrayal. His frequent use of sarcasm and dark humor, as seen in his tweet "I tell women I lost my balls to cancer, that I'm a NEET for now, and I have ho scaring interests and hobbies. None of that has hurt my game. Completely nonsensical beings. Love them." also aligns with the song's cynical and often sardonic tone.

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