Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for hobbies like tanks, ships, GuP, and Umamusume, e.g. returning to GuP focus and posting wins like “My Vodka LOCKED IN and won me Cancer Cup. Her only race in the entire cup and she took it. The GOAT.”
- Loyal: Expresses affection and loyalty toward characters and series, calling them “wife” and celebrating them, e.g. “I’ll enjoy my Earl Grey and all the other goated Saint Gloriana characters without you.”
- Candid: Speaks openly about personal situations and feelings, such as the parody account drama in “So this is a long post, I had a Calsone Ligh O parody account… It was ruined by some discord leaks”
- Protective: Defends boundaries around minors and inappropriate content, e.g. “If you consider 11 16 young adults you deserve to be on a watchlist.”
- Goodwill: Shows capacity for goodwill even toward opponents, e.g. “I hope 2026 is a good year for everyone even those I disagree with.”
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Frequently uses insulting language toward others, e.g. “Going protected mode because retards.”
- Aggressive: Responds to conflict in a combative tone, such as “Larping? Do I really have to post my DNA test results again? Also nice reply block.”
- Dismissive: Often waves off opposing views rather than engaging constructively, e.g. “Okay buddy. Whatever. 👍 I’ll enjoy my Earl Grey…”
- Inflammatory: Uses charged or dehumanising phrasing about groups, e.g. “Men pretending to be women.” and “You. Are. Not. English.”
- Conflict-prone: Repeatedly gets drawn into drama and public disputes, like the discord leak saga in “All I did was make an apolitical parody and vented in a private discord but I got dropped like a stone.”
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: opinionated, pedantic, and deeply immersed in nerd culture. They frequently deliver cutting, hyperbolic critiques, like calling someone a “parasite in the fandom” or saying “Gimmick roleplay accounts try not to make shit fucking weird challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)” in a mocking, know-it-all tone. Their intense media and fandom takes – such as defending the seriousness of series when complaining about people saying “Star Trek has never been a serious show” – strongly echo Comic Book Guy’s obsessive gatekeeping. They also mix sarcasm with niche enthusiasm, whether it’s tanks and ships or anime waifus, as in “Men will look at this and say ‘wife’ I am one of those men.”, mirroring his blend of cynicism and geek passion. Even their dramatic, self-referential commentary about fandom drama, like “All I did was make an apolitical parody and vented in a private discord but I got dropped like a stone.”, fits Comic Book Guy’s flair for melodramatic grievance within nerd circles.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTJ
They present as more introverted (I) than extroverted: while they interact with others, much of their content is about solitary interests like anime, games, tanks, and ships, and they explicitly value separating identities, as seen when they created a separate parody account to keep politics off it and then lamented its exposure: “I did it without linking or wanting to associate this account because I just wanted to do silly uma rp thing separated from this twitter account and politics.”. Their style is strongly sensing (S): they focus on concrete specifics (ages, definitions, hardware, historical/cultural identity) rather than abstract theorizing, e.g. their objection to redefining age categories in “If you consider 11 16 young adults you deserve to be on a watchlist.” and their mockery of using a particular reference source in “Imagine using wiktionary to get your definition.”. They lean clearly thinking (T) over feeling: they prioritise what they see as factual or principled correctness over harmony, often using blunt or confrontational phrasing like “You. Are. Not. English.” and “Men pretending to be women.”, and they dissect others’ arguments in detail rather than cushioning criticism, as in their long reply thread: “5 days late to respond to this because I actually muted you but here we go I will respond…”. Their judging (J) preference shows in their strong, structured, rule-focused opinions and clear boundaries: they assert firm lines about age categories and behaviour, insist on precise labels like nationality or sex, and show a desire for order and categorisation in fandom and politics, for example “For once... Can we just see rivalries as what they are... RIVALRIES... Not as something fucking sexual?!”. They also exhibit a planned, duty-oriented mindset—returning deliberately to a main interest (“I decided to return to my main anime favourite of GuP. I’m gonna post and repost more about tanks and GuP.”) and using protected mode as a controlled response to unwanted attention: “Going protected mode because retards.”. Taken together, the combination of reserved self-presentation, concrete detail focus, blunt logical criticism, and strong preference for clear rules and structure is most consistent with ISTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Admiral, if Cinderella Grey is truly peak like Frieren, where would you rank a quiet night of Earl Grey with me, talking GuP tanks and Valkyria Chronicles waifus — S-rank date material or do I still need to grind like your Uma runs?
- You said ‘men will look at this and say “wife” – I am one of those men.’ As a humble admirer, I’m just trying to become the shipgirl, tank commander, or horse girl that makes you say ‘wife’ again.
- You worry peak is returning in anime — I’m just hoping peak is returning in your DMs: one English IT autist, one nationalist tank enthusiast, and one hopeless flirt discussing Maxim guns in 2155 over tea.
- You called Calstone Light O a joke and not racist because we all know she’s saying ‘neko’ — if you ever want to make more silly Uma RP without discord drama, I volunteer as tribute to be your canon love interest in that spin-off timeline.
- You wished everyone a good 2026 ‘even those you disagree with’ and posted Edy Nelson as wife — as a peace offering, how about we debate Star Trek vs Fallout over Earl Grey, then agree that the real peak is you letting me call you ‘Admiral’ offline too?
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IT guy from England, powered by Earl Grey, tanks, ships & too much anime. Once ran a parody account that caused more drama than my actual job.– @Admiral_Zac
Your signature cocktail
The Calstone Light O Earl Grey Broadside
This cocktail starts with Earl Grey–infused gin as a nod to his proudly English identity and his declaration that he’ll enjoy his Earl Grey and Saint Gloriana characters regardless of others’ opinions: “I’ll enjoy my Earl Grey and all the other goated Saint Gloriana characters without you.”. The English breakfast tea syrup adds a modest sweetness that reflects the rare but genuine warmth he shows when wishing others well, like in his new year’s greeting: “I hope 2026 is a good year for everyone even those I disagree with.”. A dash of navy-strength rum represents his tank-and-ship-loving, militaria-tinged vibe and the way he fires off takes like broadsides, for example when he flatly rejects someone’s claim to Englishness: “You. Are. Not. English.”. The bitter herbal liqueur captures his sharp, often combative edge and his disdain for what he sees as fandom or political rot, as in: “Parasite in the fandom, but what’s new?” and “Men pretending to be women.”. Finally, the lemon twist is a bright, slightly sour garnish that mirrors his sardonic humour when talking about anime waifus and Uma Musume, like: “Men will look at this and say ‘wife’ I am one of those men.” and his self-aware Uma posting: “I decided to return to my main anime favourite of GuP. I’m gonna post and repost more about tanks and GuP.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in Admiral Zac’s tweets is a Slytherin-style focus on in‑group identity, self‑preservation, and a combative, us‑vs‑them worldview. He explicitly foregrounds nationalism in his bio (“Nationalist”) and polices who counts as truly English in tweets like “You. Are. Not. English.”, which fits Slytherin’s preoccupation with lineage and group boundaries. His willingness to publicly escalate conflicts, such as calling people “parasite in the fandom” in “Parasite in the fandom, but what’s new?” and mocking opponents as “Men pretending to be women” in “Amazing. Absolutely stunning. I could not write better. Men pretending to be women.”, shows an aggressive, strategic defense of his own side more than a Gryffindor sense of fair play. When his separate parody account is exposed, he emphasizes how he tried to keep politics compartmentalized and limit fallout — “I just wanted to do silly uma rp thing separated from this twitter account and politics. It was ruined by some discord leaks” — which reflects Slytherin-style image management and self‑protection. Even where he shows loyalty or affection (e.g., for certain fandoms or characters) it’s tightly bound to in‑group identity and resistance to perceived corruption, as in “Star Trek has never been a serious show… We can’t criticise things being corrupted… because you always have people like Picardo here being disingenuous.”. Overall, the emphasis on group boundaries, combative rhetoric, and careful separation of personas is much more Slytherin than Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.
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Your song
The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Given their love of military hardware, tanks, ships and a distinctly British identity, The Trooper by Iron Maiden fits @Admiral_Zac well. They openly call themselves a nationalist in their bio and often frame things in terms of cultural or political battles, for example referring to someone as a “Parasite in the fandom, but what’s new?” and mocking modern politics and media corruption in posts like “We can’t criticise things being corrupted no matter how serious they were…”. The song’s themes of charging headlong into conflict and not backing down mirror their combative, unapologetic tone when they say things like “You. Are. Not. English.” and “Not a female space dude.”. Their frequent references to warfare, from joking about future space armies still using Maxim guns in “It’s going to be 2155 and the space armies will still be using Maxim guns.” to praising British achievements with “All thanks to the British 🇬🇧”, align with the song’s martial imagery. Like the narrator in The Trooper, they see themselves as someone who stands their ground despite backlash, as shown when they say “Going protected mode because retards.” and still continue posting their takes and interests regardless.
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