
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user is closest to Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up extremely online and very unfiltered. Like Lisa, they’re sharp, emotionally intense, and politically aware, hyping artists and causes with an earnest streak under the vulgar humor, as seen when they say things like “Ao invés de comprar droga bem que vcs poderiam comprar as artes da moka né O efeito é bem melhor, é mais barato e só vai trazer coisa boa pra vocês”. There’s a strong introspective and slightly melancholic side in posts like “I know ill never be as capable of love” and a craving for recognition and being seen, such as “I just want some recognition for having good tits and a big heart”, which mirrors Lisa’s need to be appreciated for both her brains and her feelings. Their geeky enthusiasm for games and media (“O Baldur’s Gate tá realmente fritando o pc qikdjxdud”, “Terraria & pokemon unbound mentioned”) maps well onto Lisa’s nerdy obsessiveness over her interests. At the same time, their biting, almost vengeful sense of justice — “Because bitch i know you’re watching And all those horrible things happening to you aren’t karma It’s me” — feels like Lisa’s moral absolutism turned up to eleven in a very online, queer millennial/Gen Z way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, reference mutuals and followers, and openly seek/embrace attention, e.g. “OUTRO GOSTOSO with a bunda muito linda tbm me segue que isso” and “Mandem o caule na dm”, plus lots of live-commenting about shows, games, and people around them like “Fui na padaria e tinha um branquelo peitudo sem camisa totalmente suado eu vou morrer”. Their tweets show strong Intuition: they jump between fandoms (Genshin, Baldur’s Gate, Dungeon Meshi, Pokémon, pop divas), symbolism, and big-picture takes instead of concrete how‑to details, such as “Minha maior felicidade do fim de Dungeon meshi é que a falin não terminou com o shuro e nem a marcille terminou com o laios então foi uma vitória” and playful metaphorical lines like “forgiving you is pointless you could poison poison”. They are clearly Feeling‑oriented: values, emotions, and relationships dominate—self-image and affection (“I just want some recognition for having good tits and a big heart”), loyalty to artists/friends (“Eu usando qualquer brecha pra divulgar a moka como eu adoro”), and moral/emotional reactions to others’ behavior (“Because bitch i know you’re watching And all those horrible things happening to you aren’t karma It’s me”). Finally, they look Perceiving rather than structured: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and highly reactive—piracy, horny tweeting, sudden game obsessions, and last‑minute energy like “Nem que eu dê meu cu mas eu vou nesse show” and “O Baldur’s Gate tá realmente fritando o pc qikdjxdud” show spontaneity over planning or organization. This energetic, emotional, fandom‑heavy, and improvisational style matches ENFP—a highly expressive, imaginative extrovert driven by feelings and possibilities more than structure or practicality.

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Tech-obsessed storyteller surviving on pirated games, gay jokes & bakery sightings. Once missed family drama because I was admiring my own outfit.– @adrieww

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Spiced caramel vodka nods to their gamer-nerd sweetness and drama, like when their sweet pie “ended up looking like Toriel’s caramel and cinnamon pie” in “Meu empadão doce ficou parecendo a torta de caramelo e canela da toriel 😭”. Açaí liqueur brings loud Brazilian flavor and the slight pain of inflation, echoing “14 reais o litro do açaí de obrigada meu deeeeus 😭😭😭😭”. The espresso shot channels their horny, hyper energy and obsession with tech, from “Nossa eu fico com tanto TESÃO falando de computador” to “O Baldur’s Gate tá realmente fritando o pc qikdjxdud”. Cinnamon syrup adds warmth and a flirty bite, fitting someone who can say “I just want some recognition for having good tits and a big heart” and then threaten playful vengeance like “Because bitch i know you’re watching… It’s me”. Finally, sparkling guaraná soda gives it a bratty, fizzy finish that screams chaos and camp, perfect for the person yelling “VIVA A PIRATARIA” and proudly declaring “Meu jeito brat de ser”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a strong streak of vengeful, almost theatrical self-assertion that fits Slytherin’s ambition and ruthless edge. They explicitly revel in retribution in tweets like “Because bitch i know you’re watching And all those horrible things happening to you aren’t karma It’s me” and “People say im jealous but my kink is karma”, which suggests a mindset focused on settling scores and controlling outcomes rather than forgiving or letting go. There’s also a bold, unapologetic approach to sexuality and desire in posts like “I just want some recognition for having good tits and a big heart” and “Nem que eu dê meu cu mas eu vou nesse show”, displaying both self-confidence and a willingness to do whatever it takes to get what they want. Their repeated enthusiastic promotion of a friend’s work, such as “Eu usando qualquer brecha pra divulgar a moka como eu adoro” and “Ao invés de comprar droga bem que vcs poderiam comprar as artes da moka né O efeito é bem melhor, é mais barato e só vai trazer coisa boa pra vocês”, shows strategic social loyalty and networking—very characteristic of Slytherin’s in-group protectiveness. While there’s humor and sensitivity scattered throughout, the dominant traits are sharp, driven, image-conscious, and a bit dangerous, which align best with Slytherin over the other houses.

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A well‑suited song for them is Karma by Taylor Swift, because so many of their tweets revolve around playful vengefulness, cosmic justice, and being unbothered. They literally write in a way that mirrors the song’s attitude, like when they post “Because bitch i know you’re watching And all those horrible things happening to you aren’t karma It’s me” and “People say im jealous but my kink is karma”, which directly echoes the song’s central theme. Their blend of horny humor and self‑confidence also fits the cheeky, smug tone of Karma, seen in “I just want some recognition for having good tits and a big heart” and “Nossa eu fico com tanto TESÃO falando de computador”. Even when they’re chaotic, they maintain a sense of control and self‑amusement, such as in “Nem que eu dê meu cu mas eu vou nesse show” and “QUERO VER TEU PINTO NÃO GATO NOJENTO”, which lines up with the track’s playful, self‑assured energy. Overall, Karma captures their mix of spiteful humor, queer joy, and unbothered confidence perfectly.

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