
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, dramatic, funny, and constantly flirting with disaster but in a self-aware, jokey way. Their dark, over-the-top melodrama about life and suicide – like “Com tanta coisa ruim acontecendo em um intervalo menor que 24h infelizmente a única alternativa que me restou foi o suicídio” and “03:49 quando terminei o livro não quero ler mais nada pelos próximos 5 anos infelizmente a única opção que me resta é me matar” – feels like Bart’s love of exaggerated chaos rather than genuine Marge/Lisa-style introspection. Their horny, irreverent humor, like “odeio curtir coisa de dragon ball pq a timeline começa a pensar que eu sou fã da serie sendo que eu so quero muito dar pro goku” and “queria que ele me engravidasse.”, mirrors Bart’s mischievous, boundary-pushing attitude. They also live online in games and niche fandoms – raging at Genshin, LoL, and gacha drama in tweets like “Estaremos desinstalando o genshin impact” and “Kaisa ganhou skin no valor de um salário mínimo um dia desses dava pra passar uns 2 anos sem skin nova pelo menos 😪” – which fits Bart’s tendency to get hyper-invested in hobbies and then blow up. Even their bio, “tenho memória ruim e gosto de fazer programa”, has the slightly delinquent, self-deprecating humor Bart would turn into a bit. Overall, they feel much more like a queer, gamer-era Bart than a responsible Lisa or stable Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about games, books, internal reactions and in-jokes with a small circle (e.g. “Preciso gravar um áudio de 10 minutos para o Samuel contando toda a história desse livro”), with no sign of craving broad social spotlight; even when joking sexual or dramatic, it feels like sharing with a familiar timeline, not working a room. Their humor and interests lean strongly intuitive: they jump from post‑apocalyptic romance fantasies (“preciso que o mundo acabe para que eu viva um romance pós apocaliptico”) to meta reflections about fandom culture (“Sempre que personagens masculinos em gacha viram assunto da pra ver que a barreira separando um viado de um incel é bem frágil”), showing a pattern‑seeking, idea‑focused mindset more than concrete, sensory detail. They are clearly feeling‑oriented: there is intense emotional language about books and life (“nos últimos ... não tem mais sentido viver Terei que me matar para superar esse vazio”), and moral/empathic commentary rather than detached logic when talking about fandom or gender dynamics, despite the aggressive joking tone. Their lifestyle looks perceiving, not structured judging: they frequently dramatize impulsive swings ("vou me matar" after a DPS calc: “usei o boneco que calcula dps e acabou com o meu dia”), bounce between projects and games (“desisto de TODAS a unity é muito lenta voltarei pro game maker”), and present themselves as going with feelings of the moment rather than planning or order. Overall, the combination of inward focus, imaginative/abstract posting, emotionally charged framing, and spontaneous, slightly chaotic lifestyle cues fits INFP better than neighboring types like ENFP or INTP.

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he/they • gacha gamer, book devourer & code tinkerer • once learned what “felching” was from AO3 and has never trusted the internet the same– @adrivirtuaI

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This cocktail is strong, chaotic, and a little bit self-destructive, just like someone who keeps joking about ending it all after finishing a book, as in “03:49 when I finished the book I don’t want to read anything else for the next 5 years unfortunately the only option left for me is to kill myself”. The cachaça with lemon nods to their Brazilian vibes and sharp humor, echoing the dry wit behind lines like “I also am :D” and the simple chaos of “Lemon”. The espresso shot captures their late-night gaming and reading marathons, from raging at Genshin and gachas to Terraria pain, like in “playing Terraria without at least a Hermes boots is worse than death”. The red energy drink brings gamer energy and shitpost neon, fitting for someone who screams about buffs and skins in tweets like “WE WANT CHARGED ATTACK BUFF TO USE WITH LYNEY”. A dash of bitters and a sour candy rim represent their mix of bitterness and sweetness, from melodramatic despair like “With so many bad things happening in less than 24h unfortunately the only alternative I had left was suicide” to their playful thirst in “I just want to really give it to Goku” and “What a beautiful dick”. This is not a subtle drink; it’s loud, messy, and strangely endearing—like scrolling their timeline at 3 a.m. and laughing while everything burns, perfectly summarized by “OH BABY PRAY FOR ME… WHILE THE WORLD BURNS LET ME SEE YOU WORK DOWN YOUR KNEES LET ME BE YOUR CHURCH”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest through-line is obsessive curiosity and a very brainy, media-nerd way of engaging with things, which leans heavily Ravenclaw. They binge-read books to the point of an existential crash, framing their whole week around reading: “Nos últimos 7(talvez menos) dias meu propósito foi ler e agora que eu terminei os 2 livros não tem mais sentido viver” and staying up at “03:49 quando terminei o livro”, which shows a love of learning and immersion in stories more than simple escapism. They’re also deeply analytical and sarcastic about games and systems, e.g. critiquing engines and mechanics in detail: “ACABEM COM ESSA PORRA DE ENGINE MALDITA” and “usei o boneco que calcula dps e acabou com o meu dia”, approaching play like a theorycrafting problem. Their humor is very reference-heavy and clever, from Ao3 and niche media (“Imagina você ser uma mídia tão subterrânea que não tem fanfics sobre nem no ao3”) to quoting lyrics and memes, which fits Ravenclaw’s wit/obscure-knowledge stereotype. While there’s some Slytherin-leaning self-preservation and salt, what actually drives most tweets is analysis, niche cultural knowledge, and intellectualized feelings—classic Ravenclaw energy.

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A well-suited song for them is “Gooey” by Glass Animals, because it matches their mix of horny humor, softness, and slightly unhinged vibes. They joke openly about sex and desire, like when they say “que pau bonito” and “queria que ele me engravidasse.”, which fits the song’s sensual, dreamy lyrics. At the same time, they lean into melodramatic self-destruction with lines like “infelizmente a única alternativa que me restou foi o suicídio” and “Terei que me matar para superar esse vazio”, echoing the track’s hazy, pleasure–pain emotional blur. The song’s surreal, slightly chaotic atmosphere mirrors their timeline full of gaming obsessions, AO3 discoveries, and offbeat humor, like “ao3 acabou de me ensinar oq é felching 👁️👁️”. Overall, Gooey captures that combination of horny, dramatic, and oddly tender energy that runs through their tweets.

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