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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, kobe is a high-achieving student who frequently expresses the overwhelming burden of academic excellence and social consciousness. The user constantly battles intensive subjects, tweeting “everywhere i look its just calculus” and “#include <stdio.h> int main() { printf('Pagod na ko.'); return 0; }”, mirroring Lisa’s own intellectual burnout. They share a strong moral compass and political outspokenness, seen when they ask, “di pa ba kayo nagagalit sa fact na inuna nila yang Terror Bill™ na yan kesa sa mass testing”. Despite being an “isko” (scholar), kobe also experiences Lisa’s signature existential dread, famously summarizing their mood with “mentally i am here” and “due to personal reasons i will be passing away”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kobe exhibits strong Introversion through tweets like “hirap ako makipag usap sorry na pls accept my meme”, indicating a preference for digital interaction over verbal social exertion. His academic focus on Calculus and Computer Science, coupled with abstract interests like anime and gaming, points toward Intuition rather than practical Sensing. He demonstrates a Thinking preference by processing stress through humor and logical self-reflection, such as when he uses a C programming snippet to express exhaustion. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his habitual procrastination and spontaneous workflow, admitted in tweets like “sino ngayon lang gagawa ng project na due sa 31”.

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CS student fueled by iced coffee and calculus. When I'm not debugging inheritance or solving Math 101, I'm rewatching Hunter x Hunter. Isko and TWICE enthusiast.– @adrlbokeh17

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a student who claims “kape nalang talaga dumadaloy sa sistema ko”, blending a heavy caffeine base with the bitterness of a “calculus hell” academic load. The sweetness reflects their peak excitement when “SORA IS IN SMASH!!!!” or for TWICE, while the spicy ginger kick represents their vocal stance when they ask, “di pa ba kayo nagagalit?” regarding social issues. Despite the stress, it’s a celebratory mix for someone who successfully manifested becoming an 'Isko', finished with a garnish for when they “gusto ko nalang maging subatomic particle” to escape the grind.

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Kobe demonstrates the academic rigor and analytical focus of a Ravenclaw, as his feed is dominated by a heavy STEM workload featuring “calculus hell” and complex subjects like “inheritance encapsulation”. His wit and technical curiosity are evident when he humorously codes his exhaustion into a “#include <stdio.h>” C program. Beyond just rote learning, he displays the house's creative side through his desire to “get back to drawing” and his analytical approach to media, such as noting the “feeling pag nabasa mo muna ung manga”. Even his social commentary is rooted in logic, calling out those who are “aware ka paren sa ginagawa mo” regardless of influence, showcasing a mind that values clarity and intellectual honesty.

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The upbeat yet anxious energy of Hard Times perfectly captures Kobe’s life as a struggling student dealing with constant academic burnout. He frequently expresses being overwhelmed by his coursework, specifically mentioning “calculus hell” and a desire to give up, such as when he tweeted, “due to personal reasons i will be passing away”. Despite the stress of programming and math, he maintains a sense of humor and a caffeine-driven resilience, admitting “kape nalang talaga dumadaloy sa sistema ko”. The song’s theme of walking through a metaphorical cloud of misfortune mirrors his bio “dedkid” and his relatable habit of using “coping mechanism” humor to survive his departmental exams.

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