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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe of this account matches Bart Simpson more than anyone else: chaotic, funny, a bit abrasive, but clearly affectionate about their interests and friends. They swear constantly and react loudly to everything, just like Bart yelling at the TV or at Skinner, with posts like “SUCK MY DIIIICK” and “Dude shut the fuck up”. Their humor is irreverent and often mean in a playful way—calling a cat a dictator in “This has to be the ugliest cat I have ever seen it looks like a dictator” and roasting platforms in “I'm trying to use bluesky for artists but can anyone explain why this website must suck so much cock”. At the same time, like Bart secretly caring about his family and friends, they’re warm under the snark, posting about their cat in “anyways here's my cat” and sharing genuine excitement for media, such as “MEDIA THREAD 2026!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. The mix of mischief, loud reactions, and underlying heart makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they share strong, performative reactions and banter with others, e.g. celebrating sports and games loudly in tweets like “SUCK MY DIIIICK” and talking about watching matches with friends in “She tried to watch a La Liga match that wasn't Barcelona Betis or Real”. Their interests and humor are broadly scattered and conceptual, suggesting Intuition (N): they riff on ideas and media meta rather than concrete detail, like critiquing AI ad trends in “AI has caused such a giant uptick in dogshit scam ads on YouTube its ridiculous” and reflecting on Pluto’s size in “I never really comprehended how small Pluto is that shit is smaller than Australia and the USA”. They appear strongly Thinking (T): their stance is blunt, analytical, and often confrontational, as with “Rapist Gropewood over literally anyone is a fucking insult to every player imagineable” and systemic complaints like “Larian's AI pisses me off so bad because it's exclusively used to rectify laziness”. Their tone is emotionally charged but in service of argument and criticism rather than harmony, fitting T over F. Finally, they look Perceiving (P) rather than structured J: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and in-the-moment—jumping from soccer to manga to gacha frustration, like “Long convoluted quest for this shit and I don't even use the bow that much and its ugly as fuck” and “How it feels to main a four star in a gacha game”—with no sign of planned, orderly posting or life-structuring talk. Overall, an outspoken, argumentative, idea-juggling style with chaotic spontaneity fits ENTP best.

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20 • US • Anime, football & games enjoyer. Once watched Ghost of Tsushima horses scream in a forest and still chose to keep playing.– @ADRNIIE

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This drink hits like an ult because your timeline is pure chaos energy, from yelling about Overwatch lore in “Someone done called doomfist the most important character in ow lore wise” to screaming at Ghost of Tsushima horses in “they let out the scariest screams I have ever heard whenever I'm in a forest”. Overproof dark rum is the strong base, representing the way you go from zero to all caps in “SUCK MY DIIIICK” and your general no-filter approach to fandom and football. Spiced watermelon syrup nods to the 🍉 in your name and adds a sweet–but–sharp kick, like how you’re affectionate yet ruthless when you say things like “If you hate Usopp you go to hell”. Bitter citrus aperitivo captures your constant, righteous irritation with ads and AI scams in “AI has caused such a giant uptick in dogshit scam ads on YouTube” and “I'm forced to sit through your bullshit for like 15 seconds”. Cold brew coffee reflects late-night matches and gacha grinds from “This Manchester derby was refreshing” to “How it feels to main a four star in a gacha game”, keeping the energy high and a little unhinged. Finally, sparkling yuzu soda adds a bright, fizzy finish for your love of anime and games like JJK, Haikyuu, and Zenless in “I love this snapshot thing zenless does at the end of fights”, turning all that salt and chaos into something surprisingly refreshing.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by bold, emotionally intense reactions and a tendency to charge straight at whatever they think is wrong or absurd, which is very Gryffindor. They express a strong, almost combative moral stance, e.g. calling out football institutions and politics with lines like “Rapist Gropewood over literally anyone is a fucking insult to every player imagineable” and mocking FIFA with “IT'S A WORLD CUP DRAW. INFANTINO YOU DUMB FUCKKKKKKK”, showing a willingness to confront perceived injustice head‑on. Their humor and reactions are impulsive and fiery rather than measured, as seen in outbursts like “SUCK MY DIIIICK” and “Kishimoto is such a BITCH for not making Sakura put belt to ass more”, which read as gut-level, instinctive responses. They also celebrate and side with characters known for ferocity and defiance, such as cheering, “ALWAYS BET ON HAKARI!!!”, and wishing brutal catharsis in JJK with “all I can say is I HOPE SHE DID”. While they clearly think about media and systems, their defining traits are courage, confrontation, and passionate outbursts rather than quiet diligence or cold ambition, which fits Gryffindor best.

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A song that fits them well is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it channels chaotic humor, irritation with the world, and a loud, emotional personality. They constantly swing between unfiltered rage and jokes, like “SUCK MY DIIIICK” and “Dude shut the fuck up”, which matches the song’s rebellious, fed‑up tone. Their timeline is full of intense fandom takes and over-the-top reactions, such as “Kishimoto is such a BITCH for not making Sakura put belt to ass more” and “If you hate Usopp you go to hell that's actually why Satan is there”, echoing the song’s dramatic, youth-against-everything energy. They’re also openly critical of media and tech bullshit, like “AI has caused such a giant uptick in dogshit scam ads on YouTube its ridiculous” and “Tiktok has started to not disclose if a post is an advertisement or not and it really makes me think how about how ads aren't regulated enough”, paralleling the song’s frustration with the systems around them. Overall, the mix of sarcasm, anger, and vibrant online identity in their tweets perfectly suits the anti-authority, loud catharsis of Teenagers.

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