Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Shows strong interest in social issues and protests, e.g. anger about police violence and laws in “no puedo remontarla con nada me cagó el día la resolución de mierda y encima me gasearon a mi viejo…” and criticism of politicians in “no, deberían sacar leyes q los obliguen a laburar y a no aumentarse el sueldo cada 2 días”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings of sadness, anxiety, love and excitement, like worry for the country in “me preocupa muchisimo cómo va a terminar el país y más me preocupa q a nadie le preocupe” and intense fandom love in “inmundamente enamorada de noel gallagher”.
- Humorous-ironic: Uses sarcasm and dark humor to talk about life and fandom, e.g. self-deprecating art comment in “era NO tiene límites pero bueno soy media abajo” and joking frustration in “el día q yo deje de denigrar a noel gallagher por enano y chupapija empiecen a preocuparse”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows deep, consistent passion for music and specific artists, like repeated Oasis/Noel/Liam posts in “fundamentalista de trimm trabb hasta la muerte” and “nunca en mi argensiria vida voy a ver a blur en vivo y eso es motivo suficiente para querer descorcharme”.
- Creative-artist: Mentions drawing and wanting to improve, as in “lo q dibujan las coreanas y las chinas es una genialidad estoy q le pago a alguna para q me dé clases yo quiero ser asi de cool” and “dibujando a noel sodomizado pq si tengo esta habilidad por supuesto q la voy a usar…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses very aggressive insults, e.g. “dios q país d mierda con policías de mierda y leyes de mierda…” and “GRINGA DE MIERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
- Impulsive-aggression: Jumps to violent or extreme expressions, like “hay q matarlos a todos” about people having kids without love and “me voy a inmolar” when upset.
- Catastrophic-thinking: Often frames situations as hopeless or apocalyptic, e.g. “me preocupa muchisimo cómo va a terminar el país y más me preocupa q a nadie le preocupe” and “la adolescencia existe hace muy poco y ya la están matando”.
- Self-destructive-jokes: Uses self-harm or death as humor or emphasis, like “feliz dia a la cancion q elegi para el dia en el q m m4t3” and “nunca en mi argensiria vida voy a ver a blur en vivo y eso es motivo suficiente para querer descorcharme”.
- Sexually-explicit: Public tweets can be very explicit in ways that may cause backlash or discomfort, such as “q ganas de manosearle todas las tetas” and “necesito q me rompa las piernas no importa el contexto quiero q me haga mierda”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: politically aware, angry at injustice, and extremely online about it. Their frustration with the state and police, like “dios q país d mierda con policías de mierda y leyes de mierda y políticas de mierda” and “me preocupa muchisimo cómo va a terminar el país y más me preocupa q a nadie le preocupe”, mirrors Lisa’s constant despair over a corrupt system that nobody else seems to care about. They also show Lisa-like intellectual / cultural hyperfixations, obsessing over Britpop and specific albums: “t amo self titled de blur me volviste mejor persona o peor no se pero gracias” and intricate shipping/fanart analysis like “dibujando a noel sodomizado pq si tengo esta habilidad por supuesto q la voy a usar…”. Their moralizing streak about politics and language, e.g. “tonto es decirles americanos a los habitantes de un solo país” and “we need to separate church from state 🙏🙏🙏 genia”, is exactly the kind of pedantic-but-right energy Lisa has. Finally, the mix of cynicism, sensitivity, and dramatic humor – like “nunca en mi argensiria vida voy a ver a blur en vivo y eso es motivo suficiente para querer descorcharme” – fits Lisa’s tendency to swing between earnest passion and theatrical despair.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) because most activities are solitary and online-focused (drawing, fanfics, hyperfocus), and they complain about having a social life as an exception rather than the norm, e.g. asking others to recap events: “che hubo bardo hoy tmbn??? alguien q me cuente loco q justo decidí tener vida social”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive (N): they rant about politics, society, adolescence and identity in an abstract, big-picture way rather than concrete details, like “la adolescencia existe hace muy poco y ya la están matando” and “me preocupa muchisimo cómo va a terminar el país y más me preocupa q a nadie le preocupe”. They are clearly Feeling (F): their arguments are driven by values, empathy and moral outrage rather than structured logic, as seen in “q tristeza enserio, no pjede ser q al país lo maneje gente tan hija de puta y estén todos conformes con eso” and their intense fandom emotions like “estoy fascinada con su existencia creo q la amo la amaba no”. The Perceiving (P) side shows in their spontaneity and lack of rigid structure: they stay up reading fanfic instead of sleeping or watching a planned movie “quise ver una peli pero el hiperfoco es tan fuerte q me pareció mas entretenido leer un fanfic”, and they admit low motivation and poor planning around sleep and productivity, like “cometi el grave error d acostarme a las 10 de la noche pensando q me iba a levantar a las 7 de la mañana” and “es impresionante la poca motivación q tengo para moverme”. Altogether, the intense values-driven political rants, emotional fandom attachment, abstract social commentary, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle fit INFP better than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re a ‘fundamentalista de Trimm Trabb’, can I apply to be your fundamentalista de qimi? I promise to hype you harder than you hype Blur’s self-titled.
- You’re out here denigrating Noel Gallagher for being an ‘enano y chupapija’, but be honest: if I showed up to an Oasis 16/11 show holding your parka and fanart of him sodomized, would I at least earn a retweet… or a kiss?
- You said your treatment won’t let you drink for 6 months and you wake up thinking about it every day—if you ever need a replacement addiction, I volunteer as the new thing you obsess over at breakfast.
- You’re ‘catadora de twinks’, enamorada de Noel, fascinada with William and half of the UK… but I bet none of them will scream IF YOU WANNA BE YOU CAN BE WITH MEEEE at 3am for you and then send you fanfic recs afterwards. I would.
- You worry about the country, rage at the president, and still have energy to draw cursed Noel fanart and ship NoelWeller—someone that passionate could absolutely handle a long-distance relationship between Entre Ríos and my heart.
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Your new Twitter bio
Argentinian 20. Oasis, Blur & fanart enthusiast. Once stayed up all night reading fanfic instead of a movie and honestly, no regrets.– @aegijaem_
Your signature cocktail
Quetejedi Fizz (Oasis 16/11 Edition)
This cocktail starts with Fernet and cola, the unofficial fuel of an Argentinian who tweets "odio al presidente" while live-commenting protests and politics, like in “pero envargate de q la gente no se muera d hambre primero gordo trapo húmedo”. A shot of overproof dark rum brings the unfiltered, explosive energy of lines such as “LA RECALCADA CONCHA DE LA LORA CUANDO NO ESTOY EN CABA PASA TODO LO Q ME GUSTARÍA Q PASE CUANDO ESTOY EN CABA” and the chaos of “me voy a inmolar”. Grapefruit juice with salt adds bitterness and bite for their worry and anger about the country, echoing “me preocupa muchisimo cómo va a terminar el país y más me preocupa q a nadie le preocupe” and “q tristeza enserio, no pjede ser q al país lo maneje gente tan hija de puta”. A swirl of blackberry syrup is the sweet, obsessive, slightly dark fangirl vein for Oasis, Blur, and Noel/Liam yaoi, as seen in “inmundamente enamorada de noel gallagher” and “dibujando a noel sodomizado pq si”. Finally, sparkling water with lime lightens everything, giving the drink a chatty, hyper, timeline-scroll fizz to match “che hubo bardo hoy tmbn??? alguien q me cuente loco q justo decidí tener vida social” and that iconic self-awareness in “me palpita la quetejedi”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very strong tendency to confront power directly and emotionally, characteristic of Gryffindor’s outspoken bravery. When reacting to police repression of protests and the political situation, they explode with moral outrage, e.g. “no puedo remontarla con nada me cagó el día la resolución de mierda y encima me gasearon a mi viejo…” and “me preocupa muchisimo cómo va a terminar el país y más me preocupa q a nadie le preocupe”, which shows a willingness to stand up for beliefs even when it’s painful. Their readiness to call out politicians and the president in aggressive, personal terms — “odio al presidente” and “pero envargate de q la gente no se muera d hambre primero gordo trapo húmedo” — reflects impulsive, confrontational courage more than cold strategy. They also demonstrate a protective streak toward others, as in “+amiga te están dejando sin derechos laborales pero le viste la conchita a noel???”, where they chastise a friend for ignoring political harm. While they are clearly creative (fanart, fanfics) and loyal to their faves, the dominant through-line is fiery, impulsive, justice-oriented boldness, which aligns best with Gryffindor rather than the more cerebral Ravenclaw or calculating Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
Their entire personality on X revolves around Britpop, and especially Oasis, from being “inmundamente enamorada de noel gallagher” to saying “this is my friend @liamgallagher”, so an Oasis anthem fits them perfectly. Cigarettes & Alcohol is all about disillusionment with politics and society, which mirrors tweets like “q tristeza enserio, no pjede ser q al país lo maneje gente tan hija de puta y estén todos conformes con eso” and “odio al presidente”. The song’s raw, slightly self-destructive energy lines up with their dark humor in posts such as “feliz dia a la cancion q elegi para el dia en el q m m4t3 ❤️” and “descorcharme” jokes about not seeing Blur live. Its working-class frustration and search for escape also resonate with complaints about precarious life and politics, for example “me preocupa muchisimo cómo va a terminar el país y más me preocupa q a nadie le preocupe”. Between the Oasis obsession, the political rage, and the chaotic sense of humor, Cigarettes & Alcohol captures their vibe better than any other single track.
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