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Lisa Simpson is the best match for Aella due to her high intelligence, constant search for truth, and frequent feelings of being an intellectual outcast. Just as Lisa often feels frustrated by the illogical behavior of those around her, Aella notes her frustration with the “statistically illiterate comments” in her feed and her commitment to “good truth finding” over sensationalism. Both share a rebellious streak against traditional institutions, reflected in Aella's bio stating “FDA delenda est” and her open critique of “evangelical Christianity”. Ultimately, Aella’s self-description as “way too earnest” perfectly mirrors Lisa’s signature combination of social conscience and academic rigor.

Your MBTI personality Type
Aella demonstrates Extroversion through her constant public engagement and focus on group dynamics, such as organizing “Slutcon 2026” and large-scale parties. Her Intuition is evident in her obsession with abstract data patterns and hypothetical moral dilemmas, asking things like “A woman with a noncon fetish deliberately riles up her boss... Did she do anything wrong?”. She skews heavily toward Thinking, prioritizing logic and raw data over social harmony, even when it involves blunt assessments like “everyone has always been retarded”. Finally, she fits the Perceiving profile by being “low conscientiousness” and embracing a spontaneous, obsessive work style over rigid organization.

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Researcher of the taboo, published in JSR. Once stayed in a closet full of bloody clothes. Analyzing human desire through big data, ethics, and earnestness.– @Aella_Girl

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a experimental, high-proof masterpiece designed for someone who is “normal woman + uninhibited sex grit”. The sharp Absinthe mirrors the intensity of her “extremely bright” office lamp, while the bitter notes reflect her vocal disdain for institutions and “shit religion”. Despite the complexity, it remains grounded in a transparent base because she believes in “truth finding” and being “transparent about what it takes to put on a good show”. It is a drink for those who, like Aella, are “grey tribe” enough to enjoy both rigorous logic and the dark truths of human desire.

Your Hogwarts House
Aella exemplifies the Ravenclaw values of analytical rigor and insatiable curiosity, describing herself as a “survey artist” who is constantly “truth finding” through massive datasets. Her wit and love of learning are evident in her obsession with history and her frustration with others being “statistically illiterate” or failing to understand “selection bias”. She values intellectual honesty over popularity, noting that she could be “much more famous and popular” if she pushed sensationalist results rather than accurate ones. Ultimately, her desire to quantify human nature through polls on everything from “gender identification data” to the mechanics of “personality traits” marks her as a quintessential seeker of knowledge.

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Aella embodies a high-frequency, experimental persona that bridges the gap between raw human carnality and cold, analytical data. Her lifestyle as a “survey artist” and her focus on “consensual nonconsent parties” suggests an out-of-this-world approach to social norms that mirrors the song's futuristic, groovy vibe. She oscillates between deep vulnerability regarding “the whole mom dying thing” and a hyper-logical, almost alien detachment, often wondering if her “brain problems are actually body problems”. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a woman who is “too earnest” yet operates on a unique, self-defined frequency that keeps her hundreds of thousands of followers captivated by her orbit.

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