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Your Simpsons character
Ivy shares Lisa’s intense perfectionism and high-achieving nature, describing herself as having a “high sw” while balancing academic guilt when she hasn't “sone anything academic in a week”. Like Lisa’s own struggles with body image and overachieving in episodes like Sleeping with the Enemy, Ivy is hyper-fixated on control, lamenting how her “science behind reaching a new lw” affects her. She possesses a similar intellectualized approach to her hobbies, such as figure skating and distance running, often feeling “stuck” when she cannot meet her own impossible standards. Ultimately, her mix of deep insecurity, a “gymbro version” of discipline, and a longing for her past athletic self mirrors Lisa's constant battle between her internal drive and external pressures.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ivy leans toward Introversion (I), often describing solitary activities like “bedrotting” or retreating to a “private account” for personal expression. Her Sensing (S) trait is dominant in her fixation on tangible, physical details such as “touching my hipbone” or the specific sensory desire for “dubai choco”. As a Feeling (F) type, her posts are deeply rooted in raw, subjective emotions and personal values, such as the fear of “losing control” or the romanticized longing of “fantasizing about her”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her struggle with consistency, admitted through statements like “i never stay consistent” and her frequent, impulsive shifts in daily plans.

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Former competitive skater and runner. Currently navigating recovery while obsessed with long hair, gym progress, and finding the perfect set of basic nails.– @aeonggivy

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This drink captures Ivy’s 'gymbro version of anorexia' with a mix of high-intensity athletic drive and deep exhaustion. The espresso and protein represent her identity as a runner and figure skater who admits, “i used to be a great athlete until i developed anorexia”, while the salted water reflects her commitment to “live off seasoned water for the rest of the day”. The dark chocolate shavings nod to her meal choices, like when she “just had a chocolate bar as a meal”. Finally, the long garnish pays homage to her hair that is “nearly down to my butt”, creating a complex, experimental cocktail that is as 'not for the weak' as her meal plans.

Your Hogwarts House
Ivy demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and calculated ambition, often prioritizing her personal goals and rigid self-control over conventional rules. Her resourcefulness is evident in her constant tactical planning, such as when she contemplates a “week of maintenance cals? and then zigzag diet” to bypass a plateau. She exhibits a sharp, cunning focus on future independence, stating, “when i move out i will be the best ana”, showcasing an ambitious, albeit self-destructive, vision for her life. Furthermore, her desire for exclusivity and specific environments, like needing a “private account to post tmi on”, aligns with the Slytherin tendency toward selective social circles. Her competitive nature and drive to reach a specific “ugw” reveal a personality rooted in the pursuit of perfection and personal status.

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Ivy’s timeline is defined by a grueling cycle of body dysmorphia and the relentless pursuit of an impossible physical ideal, mirroring the song's themes of self-criticism. She expresses a deep obsession with measurements and physical features, such as when she writes, “i miss having a thigh gap . tho its so hard to achieve..” or “i love touching my hipbone sm”. The lyrics about wishing for a different body reflect her internal battle between wanting to recover and the fear of losing her identity, noted when she asks, “i want to recover but who am i genuinely without this disorder..”. Ultimately, her posts about reaching a “new lw” and “counting calories during a binge” capture the tragic, repetitive struggle for perfection described in the track.

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