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Your Simpsons character
They read as an emotionally intense, self-aware, slightly dramatic but deeply caring person, which fits Lisa Simpson more than anyone else. Like Lisa, they swing between vulnerability and sharpness, going from pleading openness in “me namora por favor eu to pedindo por favor…” to explosive frustration in “ah vai tomar no seu cu” and “calem a porra da boca pf”. They show a strong intellectual/identity side — talking MBTI in “gag tenho omsm mbti que a miyeon”, gender in “eu não sou uma mulher, e você sabe disso”, and politics in “esperando ansiosamente pelo dia em que alguém vá me dedicar gatinha comunista” — which parallels Lisa’s thoughtful, political nature. At the same time, their romantic idealism and yearning in tweets like “nunca pensei que eu me apaixonaria tanto assim por algm ai” and “algum dia vou ser feliz c alguem e vou poder dedicar TODOS esses p ela” mirror Lisa’s tendency to fall hard and fantasize about deep connections. Their affection for close friends and a chosen partner in “vcs nunca entenderiam o qnt eu amo a julia e a laura dvdd elas sao ks amores da minha vida” echoes Lisa’s fierce loyalty to the few people she truly trusts. Overall, they feel like a more online, queer, swearing-heavy version of Lisa: idealistic, introspective, quick-tempered, and endlessly searching for people who really get them.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they complain about social overwhelm and low social energy, e.g. saying they have "preguiça de existir ou conversar" in “preguiça de existir ou conversar” and that they only manage to text a few people in “acho funny q eu n ironicamente ODEIO mandwr msg p qlqr um e so consigo mandar msg p umas 4 pessoas”. Their focus is strongly emotional, symbolic, and imaginative rather than concrete, which aligns with intuition (N): they talk about wanting a "vampiresque" or "mermaid" energy in “meu sonho é ter uma energia EXTREMA vampiresca ou EXTREMA de sereia sem meio termo” and idealize imagery like lilies of the valley in “eu queria tanto tanto tanto ser um lírio do vale”. They are clearly feeling (F)-dominant, making decisions and judgments through emotions and relationships: they gush about love and affection in “nunca pensei que eu me apaixonaria tanto assim por algm ai” and define deep intimacy in terms of emotional closeness and physical affection in “top coisas super íntimas p mim toque fisico constante EU te amo...”. Their style is spontaneous, reactive, and unstructured, indicating perceiving (P): they frequently express sudden mood swings and in-the-moment reactions such as “tao espalhando o odio pelas redes sociais” and the dramatic plea in “me namora por favor eu to pedindo por favor 😭 ... eu to aqui implorando”, rather than talking about plans or structure. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, romantic idealism, symbolic imagery, and low social bandwidth fits best with INFP.

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Professional lesbian disaster, part-time lyric quoter, full-time overthinker. Once almost had a heart attack playing Poppy Playtime.– @aeridepartment

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Violet gin matches their love for purple and slightly dramatic, moody vibes, echoing their aesthetic list in “i bet u think about me :: omori, nana, tsukishima, número 7 ou 11, roxo, twice, chappell, touch me by victoria monet, cali”. Lychee liqueur brings a soft, romantic sweetness for the way they gush about love and crushes, like “nunca pensei que eu me apaixonaria tanto assim por algm ai” and the desperate plea in “me namora por favor eu to pedindo por favor 😭 ... eu to aqui implorando”. Grapefruit juice adds a tart, slightly bitter edge to represent their sharp tongue and volatility, from “ah vai tomar no seu cu” to “calem a porra da boca pf”. Sparkling water lightens everything, capturing their chaotic, bubbly timeline and humor in tweets like “yuri no shtwt eu gaitei pqp ta mto real isso aq” and “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. An edible lily-like flower on top nods to their wish in “eu queria tanto tanto tanto ser um lírio do vale” and their loud lesbian pride in “eu sou muito leeessssbiiiicaaaaa eu sou muuuuito baitoooollaaaaaaa”, turning that longing and identity into something beautiful and drinkable.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with intense attachment and devotion to specific people, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush over friends and partners constantly, like “vcs nunca entenderiam o qnt eu amo a julia e a laura dvdd elas sao ks amores da minha vida da forma mais pura e platônica de todas. unicas amizades qhe não fuderam com meu psicológico” and “minhas melhores amigas”. Romantic loyalty and craving for steady emotional connection shine through in tweets like “qnd vcs duas n namoram ainda mas o padrasto dela ja te chama de nora 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💭💭💭💭”, “eu to doidinha pra te chamar de minha”, and the extremely vulnerable plea “me namora por favor eu to pedindo por favor 😭 ... eu to aqui implorando”. Their idea of intimacy is grounded in everyday, steady gestures—“top coisas super íntimas p mim toque fisico constante EU te amo ... falar de ti pros meus pais ... mãos dadas ter minha senha áudios”—which fits Hufflepuff’s down-to-earth, relational nature. Even when they’re dramatic or angry, it’s usually in defense of bonds or feelings, such as “VSFD TODOS VOCES SEUS PORRAS ... VCS TODOS PEGARAM MINHA FRASE DE EFEITO”, showing a fierce protectiveness over personal connections and in-jokes. Overall, their defining traits are loyalty, emotional constancy, and valuing small, sincere acts of care—classic Hufflepuff hallmarks more than the ambition of Slytherin, the intellectualism of Ravenclaw, or the glory-seeking bravery of Gryffindor.

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A song that best fits them is august by Taylor Swift, which captures messy, intense, slightly chaotic young love and longing. They swing between playful aggression and tenderness, like when they say they’re “spreading hate online” “tao espalhando o odio pelas redes sociais” but also confess “I never thought I would fall in love with someone like this” “nunca pensei que eu me apaixonaria tanto assim por algm ai”. Their fear of loving more than the other person mirrors the song’s insecurity: “quando vc quer mto ir correndo de volta p alguem (de novo) mas morre fe medo dessa pessoa achar que vc gosta fela da mesma forma que ela gosta de vc”. They’re openly sapphic and dramatic about affection, as seen in “eu sou muito leeessssbiiiicaaaaa eu sou muuuuito baitoooollaaaaaaa” and the desperate plea “me namora por favor eu to pedindo por favor… eu to muito mal 😭 por favor me namora eu to implorando”, which feels very august-coded. The way they romanticize tiny gestures and intimate acts—like their list of “super intimate” things such as constant physical touch and sharing passwords “top coisas super íntimas p mim…”—matches the song’s focus on fleeting, hyper-significant moments in a relationship.

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