Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, sustained enthusiasm for idols like BoyNextDoor and Woonhak, ranking songs and gushing in threads like “eu luto pela minha jam a maior desse album the action só doido n gostou okay” and “me preparando psicologicamente pra quando eu e o woonhak lançarmos uma assim”.
- Humorous playful: Uses exaggerated, absurd humor to entertain friends, as in “vou mastigar seus órgãos usando palitinhos de hashi para levá los do prato até a minha boca” and the joke thread “monte o seu puteiro com os primeiros @”.
- Loyal friend: Frequently interacts affectionately with mutuals, dedicating icons and tarot in “dedico aí esses icons lindos... @tsanknow ♡” and joking about specific friends like “conversar com o mikael eh a mesma coisa que trocar ideia com algum personagem de south park”.
- Opinionated thinker: Offers detailed takes on education and fandom systems, e.g. critiquing college entrance attitudes in “sou a favor da persistência, mas abram a mente e invistam no ensino superior de outras formas” and discussing fairness in exam changes in “mas isso tb não prejudicaria as pessoas que NÃO tiveram mais tempo”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—love, annoyance, exhaustion—such as “meu amor por ele é tão grande que meu coração poderia explodir” and “chateado com algumas pessoas, elas sabem quem são”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently relies on insults and profanity, e.g. “porra de ciee do caralho, que site horrível” and “tem que ser muito burro pra comemorar algo que envolve um sistema no qual o seu fav também faz parte”.
- Aggressive fandom: Directly attacks other fandoms and groups, like calling a group “serpente cudor” in “e vão continuar pisando na cabeça da serpente cudor sim” and celebrating when fandoms “levam o próprio fav pro buraco” in “adoro quando um fandom consegue ser tão insuportável que leva o próprio fav pro buraco junto”.
- Violent expressions: Uses graphic or self-destructive imagery for emphasis, such as “eu vo me enforca nossa!”, “quero me explodir na frente dele rs”, and “EU VOU ME RASGAR NA FRENTE DELE EU TO FALANDO SERIO”.
- Dismissive tone: Tends to belittle opposing views, calling others “vítimistas” in “parem com esse vitimismo e entendam que as pessoas tb alertam pelo bem de vcs” and mocking people as “só viado pra ficar mandando foto assim mds que mico” in this tweet.
- Overfixated stan: Expresses obsession in extreme terms that blur boundaries, like “ele está nos meus sonhos mais refinados”, “ele me deixa doente..”, and “vsf to ficando doente ja”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, thanks to their chaotic humor, constant teasing of friends, and gleeful irreverence. They’re loud, dramatic, and jokingly violent in an over-the-top, cartoony way, like when they say they “want to explode in front of him rs” or threaten to “chew your organs using chopsticks to take them from the plate to my mouth”, which feels very Bart-core in its exaggerated shock value. Their love of stirring the pot in fandom discourse and calling people out — for example dragging a group’s fandom by saying “I love when a fandom is so insufferable it drags their own fave down with them” — also fits Bart’s troublemaker energy. At the same time, they’re deeply attached and ride-or-die about their faves and friends, like calling Woonhak their “sweet darling” in the bio and admitting “my love for him is so big my heart could explode”, which mirrors Bart’s hidden soft spot for the people he loves. Overall, they mix mischief, sarcasm, and unexpected affection in a way that is much more Bart than any other Simpson family member.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly interact with friends, tag many people, and seem energized by social chaos and fandom drama, e.g. playful call‑outs like “monte o seu puteiro com os primeiros @ cafetão: @gyuetsani…” and needing someone to tease in “quero implicar com alguém, cadê o mikael”, which suggests outward focus and stimulation-seeking. Their content is highly Intuitive: they spin situations into dramatic, imaginative language—“vou mastigar seus órgãos usando palitinhos de hashi para levá los do prato até a minha boca” and exaggerated fantasies about idols like “EU VOU ME RASGAR NA FRENTE DELE EU TO FALANDO SERIO” show abstract, metaphorical thinking more than concrete reporting. They lean Feeling: when they argue, it’s value-driven and empathetic, such as defending students’ broader life paths in “mas parem com esse vitimismo e entendam que as pessoas tb alertam pelo bem de vcs.” and considering fairness to people without resources in “mas isso tb não prejudicaria as pessoas que NÃO tiveram mais tempo e NÃO possuíram recursos?”, which centers on people’s experiences and well-being rather than cold logic. Their lifestyle and tone are clearly Perceiving: they tweet impulsively about being “doente” over idols, sudden moods like “me azedei”, and chaotic mishaps such as “o fogo no cu tá tão ardente que derrubei café em cima das minhas coisas”, showing spontaneity over structured planning. The mix of intense fandom passion, imaginative overreaction, emotional advocacy, and playful social engagement fits best with ENFP—a warm, dramatic, high-energy type who lives through connections, feelings, and possibilities.
Some pickup lines for you
- You ranking BOYNEXTDOOR b-sides like it’s a sacred art made me realize something: if ‘jam’ is your #1 from THE ACTION, can I apply to be your favorite track from the ‘dating Adam’ era?
- You said ‘our is a feeling, if i say i love you is just… something’ — so if I queue ‘our’ and look you in the eyes, does that upgrade me from ‘something’ to ‘someone you’re in love with like Kim Woonhak?
- You cut ‘just the ends’ and said you look like a jellyfish — jokes on you, because I’ve been floating around your TL like plankton hoping you’d finally catch me in those tentacles.
- You complain about CIEE being the worst app ever, but honestly, the real bug in my system is that there’s still no internship position titled ‘adam’s official NJZ-watching, tarot-testing boyfriend’.
- You’re ready to explode in front of Woonhak, eat someone’s organs with chopsticks, and still have energy to drag fandoms and rank discographies… I don’t want to stop your madness, I just want a permanent VIP seat to it — preferably right next to you.
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Future ENEM survivor, part‑time K‑pop critic, full‑time Woonhak enthusiast. Once spilled coffee on my charger from sheer excitement.– @aerihaer
Your signature cocktail
jam & Woonhak Highball
This drink is sweet but chaotic, like someone who says they’re “in love with kim woonhak.” and threatens, with love, to “mastigar seus órgãos usando palitinhos de hashi”. The soju with chili reflects their spicy stan energy and unfiltered mouth when they complain about things like “porra de ciee do caralho, que site horrível”. Sparkling citrus soda and passionfruit capture how they get genuinely hyper and obsessive over BOYNEXTDOOR, defending songs like “abcdnlove eh de longe uma das MELHORES b sides do grupo” and ranking The Action with religious fervor in “aquele ranking perfeito de the action”. Pink grapefruit bitters add that touch of amargura they show when they call out fandoms and systems, as in “adoro quando um fandom consegue ser tão insuportável que leva o próprio fav pro buraco junto”. Finally, the edible glitter is pure K‑pop gay sparkle, matching threats like “EU VOU ME RASGAR NA FRENTE DELE EU TO FALANDO SERIO” and their dramatic promise to use a friend as a tarot guinea pig in “estarei te usando como cobaia no tarot !”. This is a strong, fizzy, slightly bitter stan cocktail: cute on the outside, unhinged in the aftertaste.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Adam reads first and foremost as a sharp, analytical fan who loves to think through things, which leans heavily Ravenclaw. He repeatedly breaks down debates with structured reasoning, like when he critiques education discourse and exam systems in threads such as “sou a favor da persistência, mas abram a mente e invistam no ensino superior de outras formas. tenham um plano b...” and “mas isso tb não prejudicaria as pessoas que NÃO tiveram mais tempo e NÃO possuíram recursos? entendo a revolta se olharmos só para a escala elitista...”, showing a habit of weighing multiple perspectives. He also analyzes fandom behavior and industry systems with almost academic detachment, for example in “tem que ser muito burro pra comemorar algo que envolve um sistema no qual o seu fav também faz parte...” and “adoro quando um fandom consegue ser tão insuportável que leva o próprio fav pro buraco junto”, which reflects a logical, structural way of thinking rather than pure emotion. His long, ranked opinions on music like “aquele ranking perfeito de the action em que: 1 jam! 2 bathroom 3 as time goes by 4 hollywood action 5 live in paris” and nuanced takes such as “i feel good eh legalzinha, mas hollywood action chegou há pouco e já conseguiu esmagar a coitada” show a mix of taste, categorization, and argumentation that fits Ravenclaw’s love of evaluation and discourse. Finally, his wit and playful hyperbole – for instance “vou mastigar seus órgãos usando palitinhos de hashi para levá los do prato até a minha boca” – indicate a clever, language-focused humor more than a straightforwardly kind Hufflepuff or ruthlessly calculating Slytherin nature. Taken together, the pattern is of someone driven by commentary, critique, and intellectualized fandom more than by bravery, pure loyalty, or raw ambition, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
that’s what i like - Bruno Mars
A playful, romantic, slightly hedonistic vibe fits them perfectly, and that’s what i like is all about loudly enjoying what (and who) you love. Their bio already reads like a love declaration — “🏠: #운학 my sweet darling” and “Location: in love with kim woonhak.” — mirroring the song’s over-the-top affection. They have a dramatic, extra way of expressing obsession, like “vou mastigar seus órgãos usando palitinhos de hashi para levá los do prato até a minha boca” and “ele está nos meus sonhos mais refinados”, which matches the song’s indulgent, sensory lyrics. The track’s confident, cheeky tone also reflects how they joke with friends and idols, for example in “vou te assar pra comer no natal” and “aquele migo viadinho obcecado”. Overall, the song’s mix of flirty romance, dramatic adoration, and fun luxury-obsession aligns with how they tweet about idols, friends, and their own feelings.
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