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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-jokey, and always pushing boundaries while still clearly caring a lot about his interests and friends. Like Bart, they’re loud, impulsive, and delight in being outrageous, shown in tweets like “And for his next attack he'll fuck the living shit out of my insides.” and “Opening up my pussay fr”. They’re also ride-or-die about their hobbies and will start beef over them, just as Bart would, seen in “I'mma keep blocking stupid fucks that make fun of arknights… You mother fuckers make my life miserable istg.”. At the same time, there’s underlying vulnerability and sensitivity under the trolling, like “Maybe it's the bpd taking over me like some vemon shit but lately I keep deleting messages in group chats bc I feel ignored half the time.”. Their hyperfixations (games, characters, unicorns) and gleeful down-bad energy in posts such as “I hope he splits me open too.” and “IT'S A FUCKING UNICORN” match Bart’s over-the-top, attention-grabbing, yet oddly endearing personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extravert: they repeatedly mention fear of opening up and feeling ignored, e.g. “Thinking about making a private account... Where I actually DO yap. Mostly bc I'm scared of yapping on here.” and “Thinking about posting a selfie... Then again no one gonna see it so.”. Even when very loud online, this is more parasocial/interest-focused than socially outgoing, and they describe leaving group chats due to feeling left out, like “Just left the group chat. If they give a shit they can talk to me in dms... it makes me jealous and left out way too easily.”. Their interests and thinking style point strongly to Intuition (N): they speculate about story concepts and symbolism, such as “Reminds me of what the nihility can do to someone in hsr... There might be something similar to the nihility in the abyss or the abyss is similar to the nihility.” and make abstract comparisons like “The thing is, it already does look like Nazi Germany and people still don't recognize it.”. They are more into patterns, lore, ships, and possibilities than purely concrete details. Their emotional tone shows Feeling (F) over Thinking: they react intensely to perceived cruelty or harassment, as in “I hate when my nose cold as shit bro... I'm trying to goon in silence.” paired with moral stances like “I can't fucking follow people who make shitting on games their whole personality.” and “Hope your ratings are low forever you assholes.”. Their arguments are driven by values, not detached logic. On Judging vs Perceiving, they feel much more like Perceiving (P). They talk about being bored at 4am and impulsively considering projects, e.g. “Should I make a playlist for WuWa or ZZZ characters? Or HSR? It's 4am and I'm deathly bored.”, and they frequently describe themselves as gooning, down bad, and acting on the moment, such as “I hate being such a freak bro...... I'm lying...” and “Opening up my pussay fr.”. Their blocking sprees and emotional reactions (e.g. “I should start blocking anyone who just makes me mad and the people who interact with them.”) feel reactive rather than methodically planned. Taken together—intense emotions, values-driven rants, abstract fandom/lore focus, self-protective introversion, and spontaneity—INFP fits better than nearby types like ENFP or INTP.

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20 • digital artist & serial game enjoyer (Genshin/HSR/WuWa/PGR) • once revived a dead alt just to yell about fictional men and unicorns– @AerysIsCool

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This Down Bad Unicorn Fizz is loud, sparkly, and just a little unhinged—perfect for someone who screams about magical horses like “IT'S A FUCKING UNICORN” and “HORSE!!!!”. The unicorn-hued blueberry vodka mirrors their chaotic, horny intensity from tweets like “Can he shove it in me......” and “I hope he splits me open too.”, giving the drink a strong kick. Sparkling pink lemonade reflects the playful, bubbly yapper side who keeps “winning” at fandom life as in “I just keep winning bro” and their giddy celebrations of ships and characters like “YES ANOTHER SHIP ACCOUNT TO FOLLOW YESSSSSSSSSSS”. The dash of chili tincture captures their fiery rants and zero-tolerance for annoying people, like “I'mma keep blocking stupid fucks that make fun of arknights” and “Hope your ratings are low forever you assholes.”. Cloudy lychee soda adds a softer, dreamy undertone for the vulnerable side that feels ignored or scared to yap, as seen in “I'm scared of yapping on here.” and “Maybe it's the bpd taking over me like some vemon shit”. Finally, the edible glitter rim is pure theatrical thirst and fandom glam, honoring their dramatic all-caps pleas like “Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please” and their gleeful gay chaos in “IT'S JUNE 1ST TIME TO BE EVEN MORE GAY”.

Your Hogwarts House
Aerys shows a strong Slytherin streak of self‑preservation and ruthless curation of their environment. They talk about aggressively pruning their social space and blocking people who irritate them, e.g. "I'mma keep blocking stupid fucks that make fun of arknights and telling that fuckass egg to play. You mother fuckers make my life miserable istg. I can't fucking follow people who make shitting on games their whole personality." and "I should start blocking anyone who just makes me mad and the people who interact with them. Like bro I just want art on my tl not you and others getting rage baited.". This is less Hufflepuff-like patience and more a Slytherin choice to cut losses and protect their own comfort. They also show ambition and calculated image management by reviving and segmenting accounts for specific purposes, as in "Chat I made it. I basically revived a dead account of mine... It'll probably be me straight up saying the most diabolical things about character I like." and "Thinking about making a private account... Where I actually DO yap. Mostly bc I'm scared of yapping on here. I'll just try my best on posting art more often here...". Their willingness to be openly vicious toward targets they dislike, such as "Hope your ratings are low forever you assholes.", aligns with Slytherin’s sharp, confrontational edge rather than Gryffindor’s more principled heroism. While they are creative and introspective at times, the dominant pattern is protective, selective, and unapologetically cutting—classic Slytherin traits.

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Aerys’s timeline is loud, chaotic, and unapologetically thirsty, which fits the carefree, pleasure-seeking energy of Girls Just Want to Have Fun. They constantly lean into being "down bad," from explicit innuendos like “Can he shove it in me......” and “I hope he splits me open too.” to over-the-top reactions like “YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES…”. The song’s playful rebellion mirrors how they gleefully ignore decorum and just fixate on what makes them happy—games, fictional crushes, and horny jokes—like “I'm just gonna jerk him off like what” and “He knows I goon to him”. At the same time, there’s an emotional undercurrent—feeling ignored or jealous in group chats and struggling with BPD and anxiety, as seen in “Maybe it's the bpd taking over me like some vemon shit but lately I keep deleting messages in group chats bc I feel ignored…”. That mix of loud fun on the surface and vulnerability underneath is exactly the mood of Lauper’s classic: messy, bright, and determined to enjoy life anyway.

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