Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly reflects on feelings of hurt, insecurity, and love, like in “como pode alguem me machucar e magoar tanto...” and “mudaram tanto minha percepção de amor...”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and self-deprecating comedy, e.g. “o primeiro chifre a gente nunca esquece ne” and “pqp nenhuma au pra ler”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for idols and media, like “ME ENGRAVIDA KIM MINJEONG PFV” and “nunca vou superar apcv”.
- Affectionate: Expresses intense affection toward people and characters, e.g. “yoda minha linda yoda meu amor” and “eu te amo cassandra cain”.
- Determined: Shows resolve to improve and move forward, like “eu ainda vou dar a volta por cima vcs vao ver” and planning for the year in “2026 will be my year 💜”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive anger: Frequent outbursts and insults such as “FILHA DA PUTA”, “maldita virgenzinha filha da puta”, and “nojo de gente com sindrome de fracassada”.
- Self-destructive talk: Mentions wanting to die or give up, e.g. “vou me matar”, “gnt vou me matar pqp”, and “agora já deu pra mim”.
- Romantic bitterness: Carries resentment and distrust in relationships, like “nem a pior semana se compara a um dia normal com uma namorada horrível” and “nao consigo me imaginar mais num relacionamento”.
- Obsessive crushes: Fixates intensely on specific women, e.g. “EU QIERO ESSA CHINESA EU ESTOU DOENTE”, “treinando incansavelmente meu ni hao pra conquistar aquela chinesa LINDA”, and “VOCE AINDA VAI SER MINHA FILHA DO CHINES DONO DA MAX VARIEDADES”.
- Harsh expression: Uses aggressive or objectifying language, like “q TESAO ver mulher chorando” and “é quase pornografico a existência dessa mulher”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: highly emotional, introspective, and a bit melodramatic, but also idealistic and reflective. Like Lisa, they swing between wanting to improve themselves and feeling crushed by how others treat them, as seen in posts like “mudaram tanto minha percepção de amor que nao consigo me imaginar mais num relacionamento” and “como pode alguem me machucar e magoar tanto e ainda sim eu nao conseguir sentir indiferença”. They show nerdy/academic curiosity and overthinking, e.g. “gente será se engenharia aeroespacial é integral” and even using a rosary despite not being religious in “nao sou religiosa mas comprei um terço e agr todo dia fico ansiosa pra chegar a hora de dormir e rezar ele”, which fits Lisa’s mix of rationality and spirituality. Their dramatic sensitivity and frequent despair posts such as “vou me matar” and “n consigo fazer absolutamente nada hj pq estou destruida, chega” mirror Lisa’s tendency to feel everything deeply and voice it. Finally, the passion for niche interests and media—Yuri, k-pop idols, games, fanfic—like “maior vergonha da minha vida eh eu estar fazendo uma fanfic vei, chega” resembles Lisa’s intense fixations on her hobbies and fandoms.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): despite joking about partying and carnival, most tweets center on inner feelings, overthinking, and emotional exhaustion, like “n consigo fazer absolutamente nada hj pq estou destruida, chega” and “qnd vc qr mandar mensagem mas nem isso faz mais sentido pra vc”, which show a very inward, reflective focus rather than high-energy socializing. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N), mixing exaggeration, symbolism, and imagination: “as vezes me sinto uma artista consumida pelas chamas da sua musa” and “2026 will be my year 💜” show big-picture, metaphorical thinking rather than concrete, step-by-step practicality. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, making judgments based on emotions and values—especially in relationships and ethics—seen in tweets like “como pode alguem me machucar e magoar tanto e ainda sim eu nao conseguir sentir indiferença” and “nao deveria ser so com animais, eles deveriam ser mais rigorosos na pena por qualquer crime, principalmente esses mais horríveis”. Finally, they show a flexible, spontaneous Perceiving (P) approach: they frequently complain about chaos and lack of direction (“nao aguento mais sentir raiva de qualquer coisa minima”, “gente n sei oq pedir de aniversário socorro..”) rather than emphasizing planning and structure; even their goals (like travel or “dar a volta por cima” in “eu ainda vou dar a volta por cima vcs vao ver”) are framed aspirationally, not in organized, scheduled terms. Putting this together—intense emotional life, idealism, metaphorical language, and a somewhat scattered, reactive lifestyle—INFP fits better than neighboring types such as ISFP (more sensory) or ENFP (more outwardly social).
Some pickup lines for you
- You said even the worst week doesn’t compare to a normal day with a horrible girlfriend… lucky for you I’m applying for the ‘absolutely wonderful, guzheng‑listening, birthday‑sex‑on‑your‑birthday’ position.
- You’re training your ‘ni hao’ to conquer that gorgeous Chinese girl, but have you tried ‘ni hao, maria, can I be the reason you finally stop saying 2026 isn’t your year?’
- You dropped Jujutsu Kaisen, but I promise if we go out I’ll give you a plot twist you won’t want to drop—no fanwars, no chifre, just a ferretter and her crush sharing pagode and yuri recs.
- You pray your rosary every night, want aerospace engineering, and still quote ‘2026 will be my year 💜’—honestly, you sound like the kind of woman I’d trust with both my heart and my ENEM emotional support breakdowns.
- If Correios stole your Batman ring, I volunteer as replacement: I can’t be your anel, but I can be the girl who shows up instead of your lost package and gives you the birthday sex you tweeted about.
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Brazilian yuri enthusiast, future aerospace engineer (maybe). Once ordered Pokémon cards for my birthday—my mom told me to grow up, I started writing fanfic instead.– @aesparidas
Your signature cocktail
Yuri Jetstream Meltdown
This drink starts with white cachaça infused with chili for the aggressive, chaotic energy of someone who tweets things like “quero brigar” and “FILHA DA PUTA” but still plans to party hard at carnival while being paranoid about germs (“vou beber e dançar tanto nesse carnaval so n vou beijar pq tenho medo de pegar uma doença”). Lychee liqueur represents their intense obsession with beautiful women, especially East Asian girls, as seen in “treinando incansavelmente meu ni hao pra conquistar aquela chinesa LINDA que eu vi” and “EU QIERO ESSA CHINESA EU ESTOU DOENTE”, while also nodding to the soft yuri romantic in their bio. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sharp, bittersweet edge for the heartbreak, jealousy and rancor in tweets like “pensando aki sobre qnd eu ficava olhando pra ela… alguém tão inútil me fazer virar uma mulher insegura” and “como pode alguem me machucar e magoar tanto e ainda sim eu nao conseguir sentir indiferença”. Salted honey syrup adds a sweet-but-salty softness that reflects the part of them that still loves, dreams and prays despite everything, from “nao sou religiosa mas comprei um terço e agr todo dia fico ansiosa pra chegar a hora de dormir e rezar ele” to the hopeful “2026 will be my year 💜”. Topped with sparkling water, it’s light and fizzy on the surface like their chaotic timeline full of K‑pop, yuri and memes (“YURI!!”, “pqp nenhuma au pra ler”), but the more you sip, the more you realize it’s deceptively strong—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Maria reads overwhelmingly as Slytherin: emotional intensity, fixation on getting what (and who) she wants, and a strong survival/self‑preservation drive. Her language around desire is very single‑minded and possessive, like “EU QIERO ESSA CHINESA EU ESTOU DOENTE” and the half‑joking vow “VOCE AINDA VAI SER MINHA FILHA DO CHINES DONO DA MAX VARIEDADES”, which fits Slytherin’s intense pursuit of personal goals. She often frames life as a struggle she’ll win or ‘turn around’, as in “eu ainda vou dar a volta por cima vcs vao ver” and her rage at being wronged — from the stolen Batman ring (“CORREIOS EU QUERO MEU ANEL Q VCS ROUBARAM MALDITOS”) to cheating (“o primeiro chifre a gente nunca esquece ne”). Even her darker, vengeful emotional states have a cold clarity more than helplessness, like “como pode alguem me machucar… no momento estou alimentando ódio mas eu preferia nao alimentar mais nada”, which is classic Slytherin self‑protective hatred. There are flashes of humor and vulnerability, but the dominant throughline is ambition to ‘win’ at love and life, a willingness to lean into spite, and a sharp, biting way of confronting the world, all of which align far more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best suits them is good 4 u because it channels intense breakup anger, lingering attachment, and chaotic humor—exactly the energy in tweets like “como pode alguem me machucar e magoar tanto e ainda sim eu nao conseguir sentir indiferença, no momento estou alimentando ódio mas eu preferia nao alimentar mais nada”. They oscillate between exhaustion and vengeful motivation, as seen in “eu ainda vou dar a volta por cima vcs vao ver” and “mudaram tanto minha percepção de amor que nao consigo me imaginar mais num relacionamento”, mirroring the song’s mix of hurt and biting sarcasm. Their dramatic flair and dark humor about suffering—like “vou me matar” and “gnt vou me matar pqp”—fit the over-the-top, cathartic tone of the track. At the same time, their obsession with women and yuri in tweets such as “one two three i want yuri” and “EU QIERO ESSA CHINESA EU ESTOU DOENTE” adds a queer, lovesick dimension that aligns with the song’s intense romantic fixation. Overall, good 4 u captures their mix of heartbreak, rage, self-deprecating humor, and chaotic lesbian yearning.
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