Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective: Defends local people and context, criticizing idolization of foreigners in “imagina ser putinha de gringo assim tnc ce mora no brasil caraio…”.
- Socially-aware: Shows awareness of LGBTQ+ issues and visibility, celebrating Trans Visibility Day in “dia da visibilidade trans hj parabens migos e migas e migues nos se arrasamos mesmo smp”.
- Affectionate: Expresses strong care for loved ones, like in “daria minha vida pelos meus sobrinhos” and complimenting family/partners in “acho a namorada do meu primo tao prin aff tenho favoritismo”.
- Culturally-engaged: Actively engages with music, TV, and pop culture, e.g. praising Next Level in “next level tocando na globo mds aespa tu hitou” and discussing films in “merece demais filme mt importante”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes frequently, such as self-deprecating posts like “foi nesse q reprovei” and exaggerated reactions in “to passando mal to doente to febril”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Often uses hostile insults and profanity, e.g. “vai toma no cu ronaldo caiado vsi toma no cu veio da havan…”.
- Threatening-speech: Escalates disagreements to violent threats, as in “cala boca gringo desgracado vc n sabe de porra nenhuma bosta vou te matar a tiros”.
- Impulsive-rage: Displays intense irritation over online opinions, e.g. “burro idiota rê mongol vsf ser humano disfuncional nossa bicho isso me irrita”.
- Harsh-mockery: Mocks people’s looks very bluntly, like “meu deus to assombrado com essa cabeça parece o avatar do xbox 360” and “QYE CABEÇÃO É ESSE PQP”.
- Negativity-prone: Frequently focuses on irritation or bad mood, e.g. “odeio dormir mal fico o dia todo azedo” and “a manhã toda chovendo impossível ser feliznem dia chuvoso”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, funny, and always ready to stir the pot. They swear a lot and go straight for combative humor, as in “vai toma no cu ronaldo caiado vsi toma no cu veio da havan eu pixo ceis pinta vamo ve quem tem mais tinta fdp”, which echoes Bart’s anti-authority streak. Their political and social rants, like “acho essas opiniões tao israelenses tnc tudo vira problema vao tocar numa grama” and “não tem nada que me tire mais do sério do que incel com síndrome de olavo de carvalho…”, show a confrontational, trolling energy that still has a moral center, similar to Bart’s rebellious but ultimately empathetic side. At the same time, they have surprisingly soft and affectionate moments, like “daria minha vida pelos meus sobrinhos” and “maria clara eh mao ironicamente uma das pessoas mais criativas q conheço”, reflecting Bart’s hidden sweetness with his family and friends. Their pop culture obsession with idols and K‑pop, as seen in “next level tocando na globo mds aespa tu hitou”, also aligns with Bart’s hyperactive, entertainment-driven personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to others and public drama, with lots of social energy and performative humor, e.g. the playful aggression in “vai toma no cu ronaldo caiado vsi toma no cu veio da havan eu pixo ceis pinta vamo ve quem tem mais tinta fdp” and the open affection in “daria minha vida pelos meus sobrinhos”. They lean strongly Intuitive (N): they frequently generalize from specifics to larger ideas or stereotypes, like “não tem nada que me tire mais do sério do que incel com síndrome de olavo de carvalho q tenta falar bonito... ja refutaram tudo isso q ce acredita”, and make metaphorical/associative jokes such as “meu deus to assombrado com essa cabeça parece o avatar do xbox 360”. Their style is clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: they prioritize values, social justice, and personal loyalties, reacting with moral/emotional heat rather than detached logic, as in “acho essas opiniões tao israelenses tnc tudo vira problema vao tocar numa grama” and the defense of LGBT issues in “dia da visibilidade trans hj parabens migos e migas e migues nos se arrasamos mesmo smp”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their spontaneity and lack of structured planning show up in tweets like “amanha vo flertar vom ela... mc procrastinador” and the chaotic, in‑the-moment tone of “desisti fodase #celibatogames”. The combination of energetic social engagement, emotional intensity, improvisational lifestyle, and playful idealism is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘so nao gosta de cowboy quem nao sentiu o gelado da fivela na cintura’ — I don’t have a belt buckle, but I can make you feel chills in a much more efficient, sustainable, Brazil-based way.
- You defending aespa like ‘next level tocando na globo mds aespa tu hitou’ and ‘O aespa não tá morto nos charts’… if you hype me half as much as you hype them, I’ll start charting on your ‘música mais especial do mundo’ playlist.
- You threatening ‘vou te matar a tiros’ pro gringo e falando ‘acho essas opiniões tao israelenses tnc’… don’t worry, I’m not a gringo, not israelense, I’m just here to invade only your DMs and colonize your agenda com date marcado.
- You said ‘daria minha vida pelos meus sobrinhos’ and called your primo’s namorada ‘prin’… that soft-hearted chaos combo is exactly my type; I don’t want your vida, just a spot next to you when you’re complaining about incels and bad weather.
- You tweeting ‘desisti fodase #celibatogames’ and then ‘amanha vo flertar vom ela... mc procrastinador’… how about we speedrun this arc? Skip the celibato, skip the procrastination, go straight to “vamo toma um café e falar mal de twink de 30 se achando novinho” tonight.
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Brazilian pop & k‑drama enthusiast; part-time ranter, full-time cousin who brags about their nephews. Opinions are mine, typos are the algorithm’s.– @aespasaveme
Your signature cocktail
Nine or None Negroni (Next Level Mix)
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with burnt lime peel for the very Brazilian, loud-mouthed backbone that swears first and asks questions never, channeling tweets like “vai toma no cu ronaldo caiado vsi toma no cu veio da havan eu pixo ceis pinta vamo ve quem tem mais tinta fdp” and “cala boca gringo desgracado vc n sabe de porra nenhuma bosta vou te matar a tiros”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a bittersweet, slightly dramatic tartness for the mix of amargurado mood and affection, as when they confess “odeio dormir mal fico o dia todo azedo” but also gush “daria minha vida pelos meus sobrinhos”. Spicy ginger syrup represents the sharp, chaotic humor and sudden attacks, from “burro idiota rê mongol vsf ser humano disfuncional nossa bicho isso me irrita” to calling out incels in “não tem nada que me tire mais do sério do que incel com síndrome de olavo de carvalho…”. A float of sparkling rosé captures the K-pop stan glitter and queer joy of “next level tocando na globo mds aespa tu hitou” and the love for idols and girls like “dia da visibilidade trans hj parabens migos e migas e migues nos se arrasamos mesmo smp”. Finally, edible glitter on top embodies the dramatic, meme-heavy flair of someone who tweets “# muito #feliz” and lives in full stan mode with lines like “'O aespa não tá morto nos charts, o bagulho é que vocês so se importam com mijo americano' DISPARA juliano floss #BBB26”, making the drink strong, a bit bitter, but undeniably fabulous and extra.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Henri’s tweets show strong Gryffindor-style boldness and a tendency to loudly stand up for what he believes is right, even aggressively. For example, he fiercely defends political and social positions, calling out conservative or reactionary takes in tweets like “acho essas opiniões tao israelenses tnc tudo vira problema vao tocar numa grama” and “não tem nada que me tire mais do sério do que incel com síndrome de olavo de carvalho [...] ja refutaram tudo isso q ce acredita”. He also reacts impulsively and confrontationally to people he sees as harmful or ignorant, as in “cala boca gringo desgracado vc n sabe de porra nenhuma bosta vou te matar a tiros” and his furious rant at a politician in “vai toma no cu ronaldo caiado vsi toma no cu veio da havan eu pixo ceis pinta vamo ve quem tem mais tinta fdp”. At the same time, there’s clear protective warmth toward people he loves, like his sobrinhos in “daria minha vida pelos meus sobrinhos” and visible solidarity with LGBT friends in “dia da visibilidade trans hj parabens migos e migas e migues nos se arrasamos mesmo smp”. This mix of passionate defense of others, readiness for conflict, and emotionally charged outspokenness aligns most strongly with Gryffindor’s brave, hot-headed archetype rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Next Level - aespa
They are clearly an aespa stan, so Next Level fits both their taste and their loud, chaotic online persona. They literally celebrate the group’s success in Brazil with tweets like “next level tocando na globo mds aespa tu hitou” and defend the group’s relevance in charts with “'O aespa não tá morto nos charts, o bagulho é que vocês so se importam com mijo americano' DISPARA juliano floss #BBB26”. The song’s confident, confrontational energy mirrors their tendency to clap back hard at people and politics, as seen in “vai toma no cu ronaldo caiado vsi toma no cu veio da havan eu pixo ceis pinta vamo ve quem tem mais tinta fdp” and “acho essas opiniões tao israelenses tnc tudo vira problema vao tocar numa grama”. Next Level is also dramatic and memeable, aligning with their over-the-top humor in posts like “to passando mal to doente to febril” and “essa bicha ainda responde n aguento”. Overall, the track captures their mix of stan culture, internet irony, and fiery attitude.
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