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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, jokey, and constantly roasting everything around him. They fire off blunt, often rude one-liners at fandoms and companies just like Bart clowns authority, e.g. calling Persona "Persona is dogshit man" and saying "SEGA is actually one of the worst gaming companies of all time man." Their humor leans chaotic and provocative, as seen in posts like "When the fps is too low in my game so I have to keep jerking my dih rhythmically…" and "'Horror' game Dawg this just a game for unfunny people." At the same time, there’s a moral streak under the trolling—calling out politics or exploitation in tweets like "Shout out to Mark for calling out Israel's genocide on palestine" and criticizing low-effort studios in "They dont care about making a good product… all they want is the bare minimum quality." Like Bart, they thrive on memes and rebellion, but their rants show they actually care a lot about games, music, and how people are treated.

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They lean introvert over extrovert: their timeline is almost entirely about games, music, and media analysis rather than social life, and even when they mention school it’s about language policy, not hanging out, e.g. “I went to French Canadian elementary school and they'd police the hell out of speaking English.”. Their focus on systems, franchises, and industry decisions over concrete day-to-day sensory experiences points to Intuition, as in “SEGA is actually one of the worst gaming companies of all time man right now in terms of actual output… they only make bad decisions.” and broader speculation like “If they actually remaster Unleashed that would be so interesting to see what they change.”. The Thinking preference is strong: they are blunt, critical, and argument-driven, often dismissing things as “dogshit” or “thief music genre” and evaluating structure and design, e.g. “I really fw the idea… I'd say my only issues here is the core level design as it seems to be very binary and automated, not very engaging.” and “Persona 5 is one of the most unnatural games ive played… the writing feels forced.”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: their tweets are reactive, improvisational hot takes rather than evidence of rigid planning or orderly routines, with lots of spontaneous commentary like “Whats with recent tweets that are just people saying the opposite and then they think they're right” and playful, chaotic humor such as “When the fps is too low in my game so I have to keep jerking my dih rhythmically at the same timing as the fps graph”. Overall, a critical, analytical, ideas-focused style with sharp humor, low concern for diplomacy, and spontaneous reactions aligns best with INTP.

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Producer from Fortune City | Canada-raised, Congo & Zimbabwe roots | Once skipped a party to finish a Sonic remix—haven’t regretted it yet.– @AezonVirtuous

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This drink hits hard and talks louder, just like their timeline roasting games, fandoms, and companies with zero mercy, from “Persona is dogshit man” to “SEGA is actually one of the worst gaming companies of all time man”. Spiced dark rum is the deep, moody base that matches their serious love for gaming and music critique, while the bitter aperitivo reflects the sharp edge in posts like “This game is just so weird, its just lacking in any kind of originality whatsoever”. Grapefruit juice adds a sour punch for the constant clowning of fanbases in tweets like “Look at low IQ sonic fans” and “What resident evil fans do instead of playing the games”. A touch of Canadian maple syrup nods to being “19 from Canada” in their bio and softens the bitterness the way they occasionally show genuine enthusiasm, like “I cant believe it 😭 RE9 LOOKS AMAZING LEON YES THE GOAT YESSSSS NIGGAAAAA”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture or hot sauce captures their incendiary takes on politics and culture, such as “Shout out to Mark for calling out Israel's genocide on palestine” and “No one ever talks about how evil belgians are dawg till today they're racist as fuck”, making this a loud, unconventional, experimental sipper that still has a real heart underneath the heat.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a sharp, confrontational style and strong ambition, which are classic Slytherin traits. They repeatedly call out groups and companies in a cutting, almost combative way, e.g. “SEGA is actually one of the worst gaming companies of all time man… They literally have nothing interesting and they give the fans absolutely nothing to work with because they only make bad decisions.” and “Look at low IQ sonic fans trying to twist it… Stupid ass sonic fans”. There’s also a strong sense of aligning with what they see as power or excellence and contempt for what falls short, such as praising Nagoshi’s defiance of SEGA as “one of the most amazing middle fingers to SEGA I've ever seen… They lost him due to their bad decisions and it will haunt them.”. They show readiness to use harsh language to defend their tastes and positions, like “You niggas are pedophiles” and “Everyone who wished for this remake deserves to be stoned dawg 😭”, which fits Slytherin’s aggressive loyalty to their own values rather than Hufflepuff-style kindness. Even when they approve of something, it’s often framed in terms of power, impact, or winning (e.g. “Fight back SEGA 😂 Capcom gonna steal all your employees 😂”), reinforcing a competitive, dominance-aware mindset typical of Slytherin rather than the more intellectual focus of Ravenclaw or the altruism of Gryffindor.

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Aezon comes off as bold, unapologetic, and highly opinionated, which fits the aggressive confidence and self-assured energy of POWER. They constantly call things out bluntly, whether it’s gaming companies like in “SEGA is actually one of the worst gaming companies of all time man right now in terms of actual output” or entire genres like in “I fucking hate KPop and everything it stands for Thief music genre”. The song’s theme of standing strong despite criticism mirrors how they openly slander popular games and fanbases, e.g. “Persona is dogshit man” and “The world is scary people will actually try and convince you that Sonic Adventure is a good game”. They also clearly care about artistry and standards in music and games, as seen in critiques like “This song isnt very good… again its another pop song man its so disappointing”, which aligns with POWER’s polished, larger-than-life production. Overall, the track’s mix of ego, confrontation, and high artistic ambition fits their loud, critical, and creatively driven online persona.

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