Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ideological Consistency: Maintains a firm stance as a “Christian Socdem” who rejects identity politics for class-based movements like the “New Deal Coalition.”
- Civic Engagement: Displays deep interest in electoral strategy, “crosstabs,” and historical political “althist” scenarios.
- Creative Passion: Dedicated to personal hobbies including digital art like “drawing Alysa Liu” and gaming culture.
- Pragmatic Outlook: Prioritizes winning over purity, arguing for the need to “win latino and white voters” who aren't traditional Democrats.
- Interpersonal Empathy: Expresses genuine concern for others, such as feeling “so bad for this woman” facing online hate.
Weaknesses:
- Abrasive Rhetoric: Uses hyperbolic and hostile language, calling opponents “establishment goyslop” or “blackpilled.”
- Impulsive Communication: Admits to making a “REALLY big mistake” by replying to threads without understanding the context.
- Chronic Online Presence: Repeatedly fails to log off, tweeting “ik i said i would go to sleep TWICE” before continuing to post.
- Extreme Polarization: Expresses intense vitriol for party members, labeling Jasmine Crockett “JaSSmine CrocKKKett” in a hostile pun.
- Conflict Proneness: Frequently involved in drama, including “misunderstandings” that lead to friends unfollowing them.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Aezzie is a highly intellectual, politically active individual who often feels isolated by their principled stances, such as being a “Christian Socdem” in a polarizing climate. They share Lisa’s passion for social justice and analytical nature, seen when they debunk a “Complete junk poll” or critique the “SJW establishment”. Despite their activism, they have a soft, sensitive side, frequently tweeting “gn oomfies :3” and expressing interest in art and Danganronpa. Ultimately, their desire to “restore normalcy on the left” mirrors Lisa’s constant struggle to be the voice of reason within a chaotic system.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
@AezzieUwU exhibits the Extroversion of a social butterfly, constantly engaging with their "oomfies" and seeking digital interaction, such as when they ask followers to “share cute meow meows :3”. Their Intuitive nature is clear through a deep fascination with abstract Althist scenarios and political theorizing, exemplified by their detailed “Vice Presidential Debate” alternate history thread. They prioritize Feeling over cold logic, frequently using emotive language and moral appeals, such as stating “I feel so bad for this woman with all the nonstop hate”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a spontaneous, somewhat disorganized lifestyle where they admit to “not getting much done today” and frequently staying up late despite repeatedly saying “gn for real now”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you James Talarico? Because you’ve got me convinced that a 'New Coalition' between us is the only way to win my heart. 💙
- I may not have a 1470 on my SATs like you, but I’m smart enough to know that a date with you would be total peak. :3
- Forget the Danganronpa execution—I’d much rather just stare into your eyes while we watch a 'reddit coded' slice-of-life anime together.
- Is your name Alysa Liu? Because I’ll love you in spite of any political drama, and I’m ready to be your most loyal 'oomfie.'
- You can call me a 'Common Sense Leftist,' because it just makes sense that we should stop the infighting and start some dinner plans.
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Digital artist & alt-hist nerd. When I’m not drawing Alysa Liu or debating Texas primaries, I’m probably defending Slice of Life anime. Christian SocDem. 🌊– @AezzieUwU
Your signature cocktail
The Talarico Taco-Tini
This cocktail represents a 'Common Sense Leftist' who is “bringing back the New Deal Coalition” with a mix of patriotic fervor and weeb subculture. The blue base honors their fierce support for “Pro Talarico Firebrand” politics, while the smoky Mezcal captures the heat of the Texas primary where they hope to “restore normalcy on the left”. Despite the political spice, the drink is served with a sweet peach finish because Aezzie always remembers to say “gn oomfies :3” at the end of a long day of “althist stuff”. It’s an experimental, 'Reddit-coded' blend that aims for “cultural victory” in every sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Aezzie exhibits Slytherin’s trademark ambition and political pragmatism, prioritizing strategic victories over ideological purity by arguing we must focus on “winning latino and white voters who ARENT going to vote 90% Democratic”. Their resourcefulness is evident in their sharp analysis of polling data to dismiss opposition as “complete junk” and their focus on power dynamics, stating “it isn’t about left versus right, it’s about top versus bottom”. They also display a classic Slytherin disdain for perceived weakness or lack of results, mocking politicians they view as “useless” or “sacrificial lambs”. Ultimately, their self-identified “firebrand” nature and desire to “clean house” on the left reflect a leader's drive to reshape their world through calculated influence and assertive tribalism.
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The Only Exception - Paramore
Aezzie’s digital presence oscillates between the cynical landscape of modern politics and a soft, optimistic core that seeks genuine connection. While they are often “blackpilled” by the state of the Democratic party, they find hope in specific figures like James Talarico, stating, “He is one of the only people in our country who truly understands it. 💙”. This song matches their "slice of life" anime aesthetic and their tendency to be deeply affected by social friction, such as when they lamented that an “Oomf unfollowed me over a huge misunderstanding”. Despite the political chaos, they remain a “Common Sense Leftist” who ends every day with a hopeful “gn oomfies :3”, proving that their affection for their community is the one constant exception to their political disillusionment.
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