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Despite the sexual and darkly humorous tone, this user is fundamentally argumentative, analytical, and very opinionated about ethics in fandom, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. They constantly interrogate moral frameworks and call out what they see as shallow or inconsistent moralizing, like when they critique people who label harmless adult pairings as problematic just to seem pure in fandom: “its the way that #some people are so uncomfortably obsessed with displaying themselves as morally pure in fandom that theyll label a harmless pairing between adults a 'proship' simply based on the fact that it's 'weird' or that the actors have a big age gap”. They also display a strong interest in media analysis and characterization, e.g. criticizing FNAF fandom portrayals: “not to Go There on this account but i really fucking hate this specific brand of characterization that the wider fnaf fandom seems to give bv and fanon cassidy”. Like Lisa, they are willing to hold minority or unpopular opinions and defend them in detail, such as pushing back on simplistic views of abuse: “its almost like abuse isnt black and white and abusers can also display their own version of '' care'' for their victims”. Underneath the provocative surface, the pattern is someone who thinks a lot about media, morality, and nuance, which makes Lisa the closest match among the main characters.

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They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most posts are about niche online fandom discourse and personal fixations rather than offline social life, and the bio/location jokes ("afton sex dungeon") imply an inward, hyper-specific identity space rather than broad social engagement. Their focus is clearly intuitive (N): they constantly discuss abstract patterns in fandom, morality, and character dynamics instead of concrete daily life, e.g. critiquing how people conceptualize abuse and care in fiction: "its almost like abuse isnt black and white and abusers can also display their own version of '' care'' for their victims" and meta-commentary on labeling ships: "its the way that #some people are so uncomfortably obsessed with displaying themselves as morally pure in fandom that theyll label a harmless pairing between adults a 'proship'". Their tone is strongly thinking (T) over feeling: they argue in a confrontational, logic-centered way, calling out perceived inconsistencies (e.g. "imagine having a rape kink and not shutting the fuck up about it when youre in public but gagging at the mere thought of ageplay between two consenting adults" and "why do they always bring up the slenderman killings as a credible source but then have no other sources to back up their claim"), prioritizing argumentative coherence over harmony. They appear more perceiving (P) than judging: tweets are impulsive, exploratory, and often about changing interests or shifting stances (e.g. "i swore an oath to never touch crk again not even with a ten foot pole but i fear darkccest is calling for me" and "normalizr deleting posts related to a certain ship because you just dont like it anymore"), and they relish messy, morally ambiguous ships rather than structured moral codes. Across the account they come off as a highly analytical, theory-oriented, and contrarian fandom user who dissects social norms and fiction from an abstract, detached standpoint, which aligns best with INTP.

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Fandom analyst with a soft spot for messy narratives. Once reinstalled a game just to research one ship. 19+ | Discussing fiction, ethics & storytelling.– @aftoncestist

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Their tweets show a deliberate embrace of taboo and moral grayness, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s comfort with the forbidden and socially condemned. For example, they openly frame their interests as pushing boundaries and making things "incestuous or toxic" in “how can i make [thing] incestuous or toxic”, and describe themselves in the bio as "PROFICTION" and posting things like “fat dilf pedophile william afton”, signaling a willingness to court controversy and withstand backlash. They are also strategic and combative in discourse, criticizing others’ moral posturing and purity culture in fandom, as seen in “its the way that #some people are so uncomfortably obsessed with displaying themselves as morally pure in fandom that theyll label a harmless pairing between adults a 'proship' simply based on the fact that it's 'weird' or that the actors have a big age gap” and “'dni proship lolishota paras endosys chronically online jobless idiots' you're over 20 years old and your cohost is sourced from the most offensive show on the planet”. This shows not just contrarianism but a calculated challenge to hypocrisy and a desire to defend their own and others’ freedom in fiction. Their focus on how abuse, care, and character dynamics are not black-and-white, as in “its almost like abuse isnt black and white and abusers can also display their own version of '' care'' for their victims”, highlights an analytical, nuance-seeking mindset that Slytherins often apply to moral questions. Overall, the combination of boundary-pushing interests, strategic argumentation, and a comfort with being disliked for their stance makes Slytherin the best fit.

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