Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: He explores diverse topics, from reading a “500-page PDF on financial control” found on a forum to studying Business Law.
- Cultural Range: His interests span high and low culture, including “Dua Lipa”, Death Note manga, and the shoegaze band “Slowdive”.
- Authentic Humor: He uses self-deprecating wit regarding his daily life, such as “explaining League of Legends matchups” to his mother.
- Professional Ambition: Despite workplace frustrations, he values his career growth, eventually “resigning” to likely seek better opportunities.
- Family Connection: He maintains a close relationship with his parents, sharing stories about his “father” and talking to his mother.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Spending: He admits to “buying books impulsively” and spending excessive amounts on “chocolate” and fast-fashion sales.
- Disorganized Habits: He frequently posts about losing items, like “forgetting his bus card” or getting “locked out of his house”.
- Dark Humor: He jokes about “illegal content” that could theoretically land him in legal trouble if shared by his friends.
- Low Self-Esteem: He expresses dissatisfaction with his background, wishing he was a “cute Korean student” instead of a "third-world" peripheral worker.
- Volatile Temper: He displays aggressive reactions toward politics and taxes, threatening to “burn down Haddad's house” over customs fees.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Fiore embodies the rebellious, chaotic, and chronically online energy of Bart Simpson, constantly oscillating between internet subcultures and impulsive consumerism. Like Bart, he is a frequent troublemaker who rants about authority figures, such as when he claims his boss is the reason for his sadness in “minha chefe acabou de perguntar nossa Gustavo vc tá meio tristinho hoje o que aconteceu VOCÊ, VOCÊ ACONTEC3U” or lashes out at politicians after being taxed. His life is a series of mishaps including car accidents, getting locked out of the house, and dental pain, often accompanied by a sarcastic edge seen in tweets like “se um dia eu brigar com o luiz ele tem material o suficiente pra me manter preso durante uns 30 anos”. Ultimately, his mix of gaming obsession, interest in 'chans', and general disregard for stability—exemplified by “pedi demissao hoje kkkkkkkk”—mirrors the quintessential 'underachiever and proud of it' attitude of The Simpsons’ favorite prankster.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Fiore exhibits strong Introversion (I) through solitary habits like “chegar em casa cedo pra jogar harry potter” and a preference for digital spaces over physical ones. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their obsession with media consumption, mangás, and abstract interests, such as entering a 'chan' and “lendo um pdf de 500 páginas ensinando sobre controle de finanças” out of pure curiosity. The Thinking (T) trait is evident in their blunt, often cynical humor and the way they “explicando a matchup do bot e xingando muito essa Janna pra minha mãe”, prioritizing technical logic over social harmony. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is highlighted by impulsivity and lack of structure, admitted through “nao sei que livro é esse pq eu compro impulsivamente” and frequently losing items like bus cards.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 500-page PDF on finance from a random chan? Because despite the weird circumstances, I find you absolutely fascinating and I want to spend all night learning everything about you.
- Forget Hogwarts Legacy, I think we’d make a much better duo—how about you skip the Slytherin common room tonight and come explore my Chamber of Secrets instead?
- I promise I’m more reliable than the Brazilian railway system—I’ll never keep you waiting and I’ll always get you exactly where you want to go.
- If you're looking for another manga series to fill the void after Death Note, I’ve got a story for us that’s much better than a psychological thriller—though it might still involve a lot of 'Haddad tax' on our hearts.
- You don't need to install Chinese spyware to see what I'm up to; I’d happily let you monitor my heart 24/7—no kernel-level access required.
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Law student & R&B enthusiast. I spend my 'remunerated sleep' hours dreaming of new manga, Zara sales, and the downfall of Drake. Only here for the clash of the boys.– @afundarnavios
Your signature cocktail
The Remunerated Hangover
This drink perfectly captures Fiore’s chaotic energy, starting with a strong Cachaça base that reflects their self-proclaimed status as a “cachorrão do mato”. The flavor profile is bittersweet, mirroring the struggle of “acordando aqui depois do meu sono remunerado” and the financial regret of having “gastei 200 reais em chocolate esse mês”. The spicy chili represents the questionable content they consume, from “um pdf de 500 páginas” found in a chan to a book with “conselhos bem legais” despite its many prejudices. It’s a drink for someone who loves the finer things like the “zara” but still feels like a “pardo periferico tercemundista” at heart.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Fiore explicitly identifies with this house, tweeting “Sonserina lets goo”, and showcases classic Slytherin resourcefulness by entering obscure corners of the internet to learn about “controle de finanças”. He exhibits a self-preservation instinct and a touch of cynicism, admitting to seeking advice from sources he acknowledges as having “misoginia e preconceitos variados” because they contain useful tips. His ambition is tempered by a focus on personal gain and style, evidenced by his obsession with “promoções absurdas” to curate his image. Furthermore, his humorous but guarded nature regarding his digital footprint—stating a friend has material to keep him “preso durante uns 30 anos”—aligns with the darker, more secretive side of the house.
Your movie
Your song
Selfless - The Strokes
Fiore is a quintessential 'internet person' who balances the mundane reality of a 9-to-5 job with an intense consumption of manga, gaming, and indie rock. Their profile reflects a constant state of mild existential exhaustion, from complaining about the “pior sistema ferroviário” to dealing with the pain of wisdom teeth. The song Selfless captures that melancholic yet vibey atmosphere, especially when Fiore admits they are “nao to legal da cachola” or expresses longing for a different life as a “estudante coreana fofa”. The blend of indie-sleaze aesthetics and the irony of spending “200 reais em chocolate esse mês” perfectly mirrors the band's sonic profile of modern urban boredom.
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