Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for Santos FC, Sonic, anime and games, e.g. celebratory or emotional reactions like “SAAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOOOOS SAAAAAAAANNNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOS” and “TO CHORANDO TROUXERAM GRAAL DE VOLTA”.
- Supportive friend: Openly celebrates and supports people close to him, such as “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO MEU AMOR” and dedicating posts to friends like “Essa eu dedico para todos os meus amigos que jogaram boliche comigo”.
- Emotional openness: Does not hide vulnerability, tweeting things like “Eu também quero receber conforto nos braços da mulher que eu amo durante momentos de vulnerabilidade 😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “To chorando”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses exaggerated laughter and irony in many reactions, such as “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and jokes about games or football like “GenG é pipoqueira profissional puta merda KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Artistic appreciation: Shows genuine excitement for art and aesthetics, praising things like “O Nights na lua 😭😭😭meu Deus que arte FODA” and astrophotography in “entraram na minha lista de top galáxias fodas”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Talks negatively about himself and his desirability, e.g. “Nenhuma mulher faz contato visual comigo Nenhuma mulher nunca me olhou com olhar de desejo” and “Não sou e nunca serei o tipo de alguém”.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and swearing toward others or situations, such as “Bem feito, arrombado”, “Burro.”, and repeated “vai tomar no cu” tweets.
- Fatalistic outlook: Expresses bleak or hopeless views, e.g. “Eu acho que minha timeline quer que eu me mate” and “Deus odeia o Santos”.
- Aggressive venting: Often channels frustration into intense public rants, especially about sports and games, like “Vai tomar no cu tiltei tudão” and “Eu fico incrédulo com a incompetência do Bragantino, que timinho mixuruca”.
- Cynical romance: Shows strong longing but also resignation toward relationships, as in “Nunca vou puxar assunto com mulher” and idealized posts like “Quero viver isso” contrasted with self-doubt.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
This user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, he’s self-deprecating and painfully aware of his bad luck in love, as seen in tweets like “Nenhuma mulher faz contato visual comigo Nenhuma mulher nunca me olhou com olhar de desejo” and “Nunca vou puxar assunto com mulher”. He craves affection and romantic comfort, reflected in “Eu também quero receber conforto nos braços da mulher que eu amo durante momentos de vulnerabilidade 😭😭😭😭😭😭”. At the same time, he’s dramatic, emotional, and often overreacts to games and sports, much like Milhouse’s over-the-top reactions, shown in posts such as “Vai tomar no cu tiltei tudão” and “VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”. He’s also a bit nerdy and niche-obsessed (games, anime, Sonic, football), which fits Milhouse’s dweeby fanboy energy, while his occasional dark humor and melodrama, like “Eu acho que minha timeline quer que eu me mate”, echo Milhouse’s blend of pathos and comedy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets are mostly reactive quote-tweets about media, games, and football rather than narrating busy social life, and they frequently frame themselves as lonely or overlooked, e.g. “Nenhuma mulher faz contato visual comigo / Nenhuma mulher nunca me olhou com olhar de desejo” and “Nunca vou puxar assunto com mulher”, suggesting internalized focus and shyness despite high posting volume. They show strong Intuition (N): they’re drawn to fiction, symbolism and big-picture takes rather than concrete how‑to content, like the poetic bio line “All that’s left dies here with sorrow, where angels go demons follow” and emotional reactions to art and games, for instance “O Nights na lua 😭😭😭meu Deus que arte FODA” and “Anime do ano já”. Their posts are heavily value‑ and feeling‑centric, pointing to Feeling (F): they obsess over love and emotional comfort (“Eu também quero receber conforto nos braços da mulher que eu amo durante momentos de vulnerabilidade 😭😭😭😭😭😭”), self‑worth (“Não sou e nunca serei o tipo de alguém”), and aesthetic devotion to characters and teams (“EU TE AMO DEMAIS”, “EU TE AMO AMY VAMPIRA”), while their blunt insults are emotional outbursts rather than structured logical arguments, as in “Tudo que eu vejo da Coreia que não seja k pop é uma desgraça pqp que país miserável”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, chaotic, and mood‑driven—lots of spur‑of‑the‑moment reactions like “Vai tomar no cu tiltei tudão” and dramatic bets such as “se o Santos ganhar os dois jogos contra o Palmeiras eu viro crente e vou para a igreja todos os domingos” that are clearly playful rather than planned life rules—showing flexible, reactive behavior rather than structured organization. Putting these together, INFP (introverted, idealistic, emotionally intense, and spontaneous) is the best match.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ll never start a convo with a woman… lucky for me I’m not a woman, so I can absolutely start one with you and then we can both be very, very wrong together.
- You: “Homens feios também merecem amor…” Me: good, because I’m ready to dedicate my entire Santos-level loyalty to being your ugly little boyfriend who screams VAI TOMAR NO CU at the TV with you.
- As @clovernovel’s programmer, you debug code, tilt on LoL, and still have time to worship vampire Amy and Lily—how about you add one more task to your backlog: teaching me how to be the type of someone you’d hold during those vulnerable, crying-at-romance moments you quote.
- You keep saying you want to ‘live that’ every time you see a romantic clip on your timeline; statistically speaking, I think we should run an experiment where you hold my hand during a sad anime and we measure the probability of you finally tanking the ending.
- You love Sonic, Nier, metal, and you called yourself a masoquist—so if loving you hurts like watching Santos throw away good players and finals, I’m fully prepared for a best-of-5 heartbreak just to be your canon ending.
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Brazilian dev in Oslo, powered by metal, Sonic, Nier & Santos FC meltdowns. Once tilted in LoL so hard I optimized my own ragequit timer.– @ag0thicromance
Your signature cocktail
Gothic Sonic Sorrow Sour
Black vodka sets a dark, dramatic base for the metaleiro who says in his bio that “All that’s left dies here with sorrow, where angels go demons follow,” while also screaming “VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” at the world. Açaí and berry liqueur bring Brazilian sweetness and intensity, matching his Santista pride in “Sonham em ser o Santos” and the way he cries over art in “To chorando”. Norwegian aquavit grounds the drink in Oslo and adds a sharp, herbal kick, echoing his surgical takes like “Cirúrgico p krl”. Lime juice with a pinch of sea salt makes it a proper sour—bitter, acidic, but refreshing—just like when he laments “Nenhuma mulher faz contato visual comigo” yet still dreams in “Quero viver isso”. The absinthe mist gives an experimental, slightly unhinged aura that fits his endless KKKKKs in tweets like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and his devotion to vamp girls in “EU TE AMO AMY VAMPIRA”. This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter, emotionally dramatic, and secretly romantic—exactly the energy of someone who tweets “Eu também quero receber conforto nos braços da mulher que eu amo durante momentos de vulnerabilidade 😭😭😭😭😭😭”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in his tweets is emotional loyalty and a yearning for connection, which fits Hufflepuff. He repeatedly expresses devotion to his club and players even through frustration, e.g. “Deus odeia o Santos” and the ecstatic support in “SAAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOOOOS SAAAAAAAANNNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOS”, showing steadfast loyalty rather than cold detachment. His self-deprecating reflections on love and relationships – like “Nenhuma mulher faz contato visual comigo Nenhuma mulher nunca me olhou com olhar de desejo” and “Eu também quero receber conforto nos braços da mulher que eu amo durante momentos de vulnerabilidade 😭😭😭😭😭😭” – reveal vulnerability, emotional honesty, and a longing for simple affection, very Hufflepuff-coded traits. He also celebrates others’ successes and beauty with enthusiasm and warmth, such as “EU TE AMO DEMAIS” and “Como pode ser tão linda”, showing a generous, supportive temperament. While he has flashes of anger and sarcasm, they’re attached to a deep sense of loyalty and fairness rather than ambition or elitism, which points more to a passionate Hufflepuff than to Slytherin or Ravenclaw.
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Creep - Radiohead
A well‑known song that fits them best is Creep by Radiohead. Their self‑image is openly negative and lonely, like in “Nenhuma mulher faz contato visual comigo Nenhuma mulher nunca me olhou com olhar de desejo” and “Não sou e nunca serei o tipo de alguém”, which echoes the song’s core theme of feeling like an outsider who isn’t good enough. The melancholy and romantic longing in “Eu também quero receber conforto nos braços da mulher que eu amo durante momentos de vulnerabilidade 😭😭😭😭😭😭” parallels the desperate desire for affection in the lyrics. Their goth/metal vibe from the bio (“All that’s left dies here with sorrow, where angels go demons follow”) and frequent dark humor also match the moody, alienated atmosphere of the track. Even when they joke around, there’s an underlying sense of frustration and emotional pain that aligns strongly with Creep’s tone.
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