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The user displays a grand, authoritarian worldview, constantly calling for the defeat of liberal globalism and praising strong leaders, echoing Mr. Burns’s relentless pursuit of power and his disdain for the common populace (e.g., 'EU delenda est'). He repeatedly invokes conspiratorial notions of a hidden 'Deep State' or 'Deeper State' manipulating world affairs ('Deeper State has accepted trumpism as new possibility to save the West', 'There is Deep State in US. Bureaucracy+Big Finance+liberal globalist ideology'), a motif that mirrors Mr. Burns’s secretive schemes. His rhetoric is saturated with extremist nationalism, urging votes for the far‑right and praising a new world order led by Putin and Trump ('AfD vote is answer to be or not to be for Germany. No AfD no Germany anymore', 'Putin and Trump and Xi and Modi should think on Dasein'), similar to Mr. Burns’s desire for a world in which he reigns supreme. The user also mixes high‑brow philosophical references (Hegel, Heidegger, Dasein, singularity) with mythic visions of history ('According to Hegel there can be no really great State without great philosophy', 'The human and posthuman become identical... Dasein functions inauthentically (as das Man)'), echoing Mr. Burns’s pretentious monologues about his ‘great plan’ and ‘eternal empire’. Overall, the combination of conspiratorial, authoritarian, and grandiose world‑view, together with a contempt for democratic norms, aligns most closely with the archetype of Mr. Burns rather than any of the more innocent or rebellious main Simpsons characters.

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The tweets are mostly one‑way broadcasts of complex ideas with little interactive dialogue, e.g., “Each and every day during 4 years should be new victory, new assault, new blow,” suggesting introversion. The content repeatedly focuses on abstract, future‑oriented concepts such as “We are on the event horizon of the singularity” and “Singularity is an eschatological concept,” indicating a strong intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is framed in logical, impersonal terms like “The law of history: you can identify as criminal one side of conflict only after the victory over it,” reflecting a thinking (T) orientation. The author’s style is highly organized and goal‑driven, calling for “new assault, new blow” each day and urging decisive actions such as “If you like Trump, Musk and Bannon vote AfD,” showing a judging (J) approach. Overall, the pattern matches the INTJ profile.

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Eurasian strategist & philosopher, mapping future geopolitics—once tried to teach a goat to debate Hegel.– @AGDugin

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The core of the drink is Russian vodka, echoing Dugin’s self‑identification as a Russian geopolitical thinker, as he declares "Putin and Trump and Xi and Modi should think on Dasein." A splash of absinthe adds a mystic, esoteric edge, recalling his fascination with the "Singularity is eschatological concept" and his reverence for René Guénon. German herbal liqueur Jägermeister represents his Prussian‑imperial nostalgia, captured in the tweet "German Empire started with Prussia. Prussia will finish it." A double shot of espresso and a dash of energy drink symbolise his obsession with velocity and right‑accelerationism, as he writes "One of the most important features in triumphing trumpism is velocity" and "Only right accelerationism can work." Together they create a potent, bitter‑sweet concoction that mirrors his blend of geopolitics, philosophy, and conspiratorial vigor, just as he notes "There is crude law of history: you can identify as criminal one side of conflict only after the victory over it."

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The account constantly emphasizes ambition and the pursuit of power, e.g., 'Each and every day during 4 years should be new victory, new assault, new blow.' It also stresses that history rewards the victors, as in 'you can identify as criminal one side of conflict only after the victory over it.' The frequent calls for strategic attacks, overthrowing opponents, and shaping a new world order ('Attack more', 'AfD vote is answer to be or not to be for Germany') showcase cunning and resourcefulness. While the user cites philosophical ideas, they are used to justify a grand, power‑driven agenda rather than pure curiosity, aligning best with Slytherin's traits of ambition, cunning and desire for dominance.

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Dugin repeatedly frames history as an impending climax, writing “We are on the event horizon of the singularity … It is the end. But the end of what?” which echoes the song’s looming “final countdown.” He also declares a “crude law of history” that “you can identify as criminal one side of conflict only after the victory over it,” stressing that only the winning side defines reality, just as the countdown marks a decisive moment. His call that “Each and every day during 4 years should be new victory, new assault, new blow” mirrors the song’s urgent rallying for an imminent battle. The anthem‑like refrain “It’s the final countdown” captures Dugin’s apocalyptic, accelerationist worldview and his obsession with an ultimate decisive turn.

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