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This account reads most like Bart Simpson: loud, dramatic, and constantly clowning on the things they love. They complain in an over-the-top, comedic way, like yelling “I HATE THIS REDZONE I HATE THIS REDZONE AAAAAAAAA” and “i hate this fuckass game bro”, which fits Bart’s tendency to rant and rebel rather than calmly analyze. There’s a mischievous, memey energy in lines like “the 55 percenter does not concern themselves with optimal planning” and “so called 'ultra frieza' when they gotta fight the REAL goat”, similar to Bart’s sarcastic one-liners. They clearly care about their hobbies but express it through chaotic frustration and jokes, as seen in “I CAN'T RUN STR BLUES FUSED FIGHTERS BECAUSE THEY DIE IN ONE HIT… WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO OMATSUUUUUUU”. The combination of genuine enthusiasm, constant griping, and playful troublemaking makes Bart the closest match.

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They lean introvert over extrovert: most tweets are about solo gaming/anime interests (Dokkan, Legends, Pokémon) and reactions to media rather than social life, e.g. “there are times I've wanted to change gimmick but being golden frieza and interacting with stuff that has NOTHING to do with golden frieza is just really funny”, showing online self-amusement more than a need for attention or large social scenes. Their style is strongly intuitive: they constantly talk about concepts and meta (power creep, design philosophy, anniversary themes) rather than only raw facts, like “i think dokkan's plan was that we wouldn't have beaten the fuck out of those daima stages yet and the content was supposed to be that”, which analyzes intent behind game design. Thinking over feeling shows in the way they evaluate units and games with blunt, analytical criticism, such as “characters with 70% damage reduction should not be taking 100k from a super on turn 1 in slot one. let alone from two supers in the same turn. this red zone is one of the worst designed events in recent dokkan history”, prioritizing logical consistency over tact. They read and break down mechanics or art details rather than focusing on harmony, seen in “it doesn't look BAD there's just some weird inconsistencies like the hair isn't all that strong, the eyes are a bit weird, his head is tilted weird, but still it's decent artwork”. Finally, they appear more perceiving than judging: their timeline is full of in-the-moment reactions, shifting opinions, and spontaneous projects like banner reworks (“ok so that changed a lot. probably gonna make a second version of this”), and they openly bounce between games and topics based on interest, e.g. “more i play gekishin less i like it tbh”, which fits a flexible, exploratory INTP style rather than a rigid planner.

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Dokkan grinder, Golden Frieza enthusiast, Red Zone survivor in progress. Once pulled three Brolys in one multi and still complains about power creep.– @AGLGoldenFrieza

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The Gold cachaça/rum is for their Dokkan gimmick and LR pride, echoing their bio as the “ドカバトのかっこいLR。 Use my damage reduction.” and their constant flexing over Dragon Ball content like “dragon ball is back i love my life”. Blue curaçao represents their love of flashy Saiyan hype and anniversary speculation like “ohhhh my godddd the anniversary is super saiyan bardock. omfg that's why the jp community thinks the theme is Saiyan Lineage.”. The fiery spicy ginger beer captures their tilted gamer rage at impossible stages, such as “I HATE THIS REDZONE I HATE THIS REDZONE AAAAAAAAA” and “omatsu never make a stage like this again jesus christ”. A dash of bitters symbolizes their salt over power creep and bad design, like “power creep rampant.” and taking 100k through 70% damage reduction in “this red zone is one of the worst designed events in recent dokkan history.”. Finally, lime juice adds a sharp, refreshing edge for their humor and self-aware meme posting, seen when they joke about their own gimmick in “being golden frieza and interacting with stuff that has NOTHING to do with golden frieza is just really funny”. Strong, a bit bitter, but bright and chaotic, this cocktail is meant to feel like queueing up a hellish stage again after swearing you’re done with the game.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strongly Slytherin mix of competitiveness, frustration channeled into improvement, and a sharp, slightly ruthless edge. They’re intensely focused on winning and beating hard content, complaining about brutal stages like Bio Broly and Red Zone while still clearly grinding them out, e.g. “I CAN'T GET PAST TURN 2 ON THIS STUPID BIO BROLY FIGHT” and “omatsu never make a stage like this again jesus christ”, which suggests ambition and a refusal to back down rather than a casual attitude. Their tone toward game devs and systems is often cutting and self-preservational, like “I CAN'T RUN STR BLUES FUSED FIGHTERS BECAUSE THEY DIE IN ONE HIT I CAN'T RUN DAIMA BECAUSE THEY DIE IN ONE HIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO OMATSUUUUUUUUU”, putting survival and efficiency over sentiment. They also enjoy having a consistent persona and the ironic power that comes with it — “there are times I've wanted to change gimmick but being golden frieza and interacting with stuff that has NOTHING to do with golden frieza is just really funny” — which is very in line with Slytherin’s flair for image and identity. While they clearly have humor and some analytical takes, the dominant traits are ambition, edge, and a focus on overcoming challenges, all of which align more with Slytherin than the other houses.

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A fitting song for @AGLGoldenFrieza is "Stronger" because their timeline is a cycle of getting beaten down by games and coming back for more. They constantly rage at difficult content like Red Zone and Bio Broly, saying things like “I HATE THIS REDZONE I HATE THIS REDZONE AAAAAAAAA” and “I CAN'T GET PAST TURN 2 ON THIS STUPID BIO BROLY FIGHT”, which mirrors the song’s theme of resilience through hardship. Their personality is loud, dramatic, and competitive, as seen in posts like “MY TEAMMATES ARE ALL MORONSSSSSSSSSS” and “i hate this fuckass game bro”, matching the song’s aggressive confidence. At the same time, they clearly love the grind and the games they suffer through, from Dokkan to Fighters to Pokémon, embodying the idea that what doesn’t kill them in these games just makes them “stronger” as a player and fan.

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