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Lisa fits best because she’s emotionally intense, analytical, and very online-core in the way she overthinks everything and turns it into long, nuanced commentary, similar to how this user talks about mental health and systems, like in “THIS. a lady online once said i should be institutionalized & i ended up crying. she's a white american, ironically working in medicine, & has no idea how purposefully neglectful & stigmatized the ph mhs system is that it's practically a death sentence & my worst fear”. There’s a mix of vulnerability and dark humor, for example when they say “my bf knows i'm struggling with sui thoughts but i haven't told him about the past scarring or the scalp picking habit 😞” and also joke about their own mistakes like “I MADE A MISTAKE IN MY INTRO IM GONNA KMS”, which is very Lisa’s blend of sincerity and melodrama. Lisa’s also a niche-nerd about her interests (jazz, politics, ethics), similar to how this user dives hard into fandom/meta and niche topics, e.g. “okay i think i'll get shot for this but if yuki's confirmed to be sh'ing by cutting himself, i am GENUINELY curious if satori ever fell into that habit in his life or just used another method”. The user’s ADHD mention and rapid shifts between serious topics and silly fandom/food posts mirror Lisa’s tendency to bounce between high-level moral concerns and personal fixations, as seen in the jump from “hi, i'm agloe. have a supplement to my bio. interact at your own risk. i'm a vocal freak w/ diagnosed adhd & a lot of opinions on various topics.” to lighter posts like “i love you gingko biloba milk”. Overall, the mix of intellectualizing, emotional honesty, and feeling out-of-place yet still trying to connect with others ("i follow back!", asking moots things, etc.) is very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
Agloe demonstrates Extroversion (E) through his high-energy digital presence and constant desire for interaction, as seen when he excitedly celebrates gaining followers: “I LOOKED AWAY FOR A FEW MINUTES HOW DID I GO FROM 10 TO 20 FOLLOWERS”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his creative focus on 'enasonas' and character kinning, prioritizing abstract fandom identities over mundane reality, such as when he asks, “what if i gave my enasona the sh scars i have”. He leans heavily into Feeling (F), making decisions based on personal emotional values and vulnerability, exemplified by his deep anxiety over institutionalization: “it's practically a death sentence & my worst fear”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown through his spontaneous, unfiltered posting style and scattered interests, admitting to his lack of focus by saying, “i'm locking in i promise I PROMISE PLEASF”.

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19 | PH | ADHD-fueled art + media takes. Semi-retired from shtwt, still loud about safety + mental health. Got banned once for clowning zoophiles.– @agloeposting

Your signature cocktail
The matcha-infused gin brings a jittery, hyper-online buzz that fits a vocal ADHD brain who’s constantly yapping and kinnie-posting, as seen in their intro: “hi, i'm agloe. have a supplement to my bio. interact at your own risk. i'm a vocal freak w/ diagnosed adhd & a lot of opinions…”. Almond milk orgeat is a nod to their soft, indulgent side and that self-aware food posting like “oughhhh almond matcha custard filling bun..... im gonna get sooo fat”, turning comfort snacks into something tender. A splash of calamansi soda keeps it bright, sharp, and very Filipino-coded, echoing their 🇵🇭 identity and loud, bubbly timeline energy. Gingko biloba syrup references “i love you gingko biloba milk” while symbolizing the mental-health grind and trying to stay functional through all the brain static. Finally, the drink is topped with whipped cream and crushed sugar ‘glass’, representing visible yet aestheticized scars and #shtwt history—like when they talk about their wrists and enasona scars in “i remember what depth my wrist scars used to be…” and “what if i gave my enasona the sh scars i have. or is that too #woke /silly”—turning something painful into stylized, sparkling art without hiding the sharp edges.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a distinctly Gryffindor blend of blunt moral courage and impulsive outspokenness. For instance, they’re willing to openly antagonize harmful groups even at personal cost, celebrating that their “old account here got banned when i clowned on zoophiles” and insisting those people are “better off seeking professional help than traumatizing us here IN DETAIL” (“throwback to when my old account here got banned when i clowned on zoophiles 💚 they're better off seeking professional help than traumatizing us here IN DETAIL with their confessions about what they wanna do to their pets”). They also express strong, heated reactions to perceived injustice or stigma, like their anger at being told they should be institutionalized and their description of the PH mental health system as “practically a death sentence & my worst fear” (“THIS. a lady online once said i should be institutionalized & i ended up crying. she's a white american, ironically working in medicine, & has no idea how purposefully neglectful & stigmatized the ph mhs system is that it's practically a death sentence & my worst fear”). Their timeline is impulsive and emotionally driven: lots of all-caps outbursts like “I CAN'T BREATHEEEEE WHY THE BACKSHOTS” and “I'M GONNA KMS” over a minor intro mistake (“I CAN'T BREATHEEEEE WHY THE BACKSHOTS”, “I MADE A MISTAKE IN MY INTRO IM GONNA KMS”), which fits Gryffindor’s dramatic, act-first-reflect-later vibe. While they show some creativity (art, enasonas) and loyalty to moots, the dominant throughline is boldness and willingness to loudly stand up for their opinions in public, even when it risks backlash—classic Gryffindor energy.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it balances dark humor, frustration, and vulnerability in a very online, very teen way. They openly talk about self‑harm history and suicidal thoughts with a mix of bluntness and irony, like when they say their boyfriend knows about their struggles but not about their habits: “my bf knows i'm struggling with sui thoughts but i haven't told him about the past scarring or the scalp picking habit 😞” and reflect on their scars almost competitively: “i remember what depth my wrist scars used to be… kinda impressive 😭”. The song’s theme of being a young person feeling misunderstood and pathologized mirrors their anger at mental health stigma and institutions, especially in the Philippines: “she's a white american… has no idea how purposefully neglectful & stigmatized the ph mhs system is that it's practically a death sentence & my worst fear”. At the same time, they’re loud, opinionated, and a bit chaotic in a fun way, describing themself as “a vocal freak w/ diagnosed adhd & a lot of opinions” and clearly thriving in niche online subcultures: “interact at your own risk. i'm a vocal freak w/ diagnosed adhd & a lot of opinions on various topics.”. Teenagers captures that mix of rage, performative edge, and genuine hurt under the surface that runs through their timeline.

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