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The user repeatedly declares themselves a 'crazy scientist' and boasts about a master scheme ("I ALWAYS HAVE A 《PLAN G》"), reminiscent of Sideshow Bob's multi‑step plots. They threaten lethal actions ("I will shove highly concentrated poison down your esophagus and force you to swallow it if you don't stop at once...... kehe"), which matches Bob's murderous intent toward Bart and others. Their references to biogenetics and regeneration tubes ("[Somewhere in Tachyon's lab where the reconstructed body of Dawn resides] 《Biogenetics Completed》 >Opening Regeneration Tube<") echo Bob's background as a PhD‑level chemist who uses science for evil. The user also shows a fondness for opera ("I always wanted the limited edition T.M. Opera O, clock...") aligning with Bob’s love of classical music. Together, the combination of a brilliant but dangerous scientist, elaborate plans, and overt threats points to Sideshow Bob as the best match.

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The account shows strong introverted tendencies, preferring solitude and internal reflection, as seen in "I'm going to face that murderer alone. I dont want anyone in the middle of it, i don't like choosing between my life and others so stay out of it." Their communication is dominated by abstract, future‑oriented ideas and pattern‑seeking, e.g., "I gathered info from every human I know and placed it in her!" and "I always have a plan! I ALWAYS HAVE A 《PLAN G》." Decision‑making is logical and detached, illustrated by statements like "I will shove highly concentrated poison down your esophagus and force you to swallow it if you don't stop at once" and "I need to lock doors, do something. No one is safe." Finally, they exhibit a judging, structured approach, constantly planning and organizing: "I made a laser as security" and "I always have a plan! ... PLAN G."

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Lab researcher at Tracen Academy | Biogenetics & experimental physics | Volcanic chemist (once turned lava into a clay snack) | Coffee & sugar lover | #Tachyon– @AgnesTHETachyon

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail blends Crème de Violette, a vivid purple liqueur, to mirror Agnes’s “purple crystal powder” experiment: "//chemicals, some are good, some are bad, some are edible … I tasted the crystal powder". It adds spiced rum for the volcanic heat she describes when she says "[Hover my hand over the lava] Woah.... This actually feels good … Fire resistance actually makes this volcano trip worth it". Earl Grey‑infused gin provides the tea‑like foundation that matches her request "Someone fill up my cup of tea with sugar please" and her jolly vibe "Feeling jolly I won’t do evil". Simple syrup sweetens the mix, echoing her love of sugar and the “jolly” spirit that shines in "//goodnight my little night owls, see you all tomorrow Tachy out". A dash of hot sauce adds a fiery kick, a nod to her "I’m cooked aren’t I?" and the dangerous, mad‑scientist energy in "I’m concocting something…".

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The account repeatedly emphasizes being a 'crazy scientist' and the 'ultimate lifeform', showing a strong drive for power and self‑enhancement (e.g., 'The ultimate lifeform Feeling jolly I won't do evil trust Crazy scientist immortal umamusume'). They talk about secret scheming, such as 'I ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN G' and threatening lines like 'I will shove highly concentrated poison down your esophagus if you don't stop at once', highlighting cunning and ambition. Their willingness to take dangerous risks—traveling to an active volcano, confronting a murderer alone—demonstrates the bold, self‑preserving bravery favored by Slytherin. Although they enjoy knowledge, the dominant traits are ambition, resourcefulness, and a disregard for rules, which best match Slytherin.

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The high‑energy, apocalyptic vibe of "Radioactive" mirrors Agnes’s obsession with dangerous chemistry and volatile experiments, as seen in the tweet about 'purple crystal powder' reacting with water and the warning not to taste it. The lyric "I'm waking up to ash and dust" fits the volcanic imagery when they say 'hovers my hand over the lava… Fire resistance actually makes this volcano trip worth it'. The chorus’s claim of being a 'new kind of' being resonates with their self‑description as 'the ultimate lifeform' and the constant reference to a secret 'PLAN G'. The song’s relentless, electrifying beat captures their manic, jolly yet unsettling personality that blends Christmas cheer with mad‑scientist madness.

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