Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty Humor: He demonstrates sharp comedic timing, self-identifying as an “engraçadinho nato” while mocking public figures.
- Cultural Appreciation: He shows diverse taste in music, praising “Felipe Boladão” and the emotional depth of “deep lyrics”.
- Social Awareness: He expresses frustration with class inequality, such as watching “rich people play tennis” during his work hours.
- Loyal Fan: Despite the suffering, he remains dedicated to “Sport Club Corinthians Paulista” even during painful times.
- Stoic Perseverance: He manages the daily grind of the “commute to work” while keeping his spirits up with music soundtracks.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Aggression: He uses harsh insults, calling a public figure an “arrombado” in a fit of capitalist frustration.
- Destructive Urges: When overwhelmed by the week, he jokes about wanting to “explode the Red Line” of the subway.
- Vulgar Language: He employs crude metaphors for athletes, comparing “Lautaro Martinez” to his own excrement.
- Low Tolerance: He shows irritability toward strangers, criticizing someone doing a “catwalk in the subway” at 9 AM.
- Emotional Instability: His own bio describes him as “balanced yet unbalanced,” suggesting a self-aware struggle with mood swings.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Santiago embodies the rebellious, mischievous, and street-smart energy of Bart Simpson, mixed with a cynical working-class edge. He frequently displays Bart's signature irreverence, such as when he asks, “boa tarde gabigol tá podendo falar ou tá escondendo a pik” or mocks social dynamics by saying, “tem que ser muito filha da puta pra fazer catwalk no metrô da sé as 9h da manhã”. His disdain for authority and the status quo is evident in his desire to “pegar a foice e o martelo e dar início a revolução” after seeing wealthy people enjoy leisure while he works. Much like Bart, he is a self-proclaimed “engraçadinho nato” who uses humor to cope with the frustrations of daily life and his love-hate relationship with his interests.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Santiago exhibits Extroversion (E) through his outward-facing commentary and desire to go out, lamenting “my god what a sadness how I wanted to go out today”. He displays Intuition (N) by connecting disparate pop culture elements and music, such as speculating on “what chief keef would do” or comparing funk singer Felipe Boladão to Taylor Swift. His Thinking (T) side is blunt, cynical, and critical of societal structures, seen when he claims “capitalism is a plague” because he has to take a crowded train while others are rich. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, chaotic humor and his struggle with the routine of work, even jokingly wishing someone would “explode the Red Line” so he wouldn't have to leave the house.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m way more interesting than watching rich people play tennis at 9 AM—how about we start a revolution together instead?
- I might not be Lautaro Martinez, but I promise if you give me a chance, I won't be the biggest disappointment your father ever had.
- Is your name the Linea Vermelha? Because I’m hoping you’ll blow up my phone so I don't have to go to work today.
- You don't need the FIFA 20 soundtrack to have a good trip; I can be the 'Porto de Destino' you’ve been looking for all week.
- I know you're wondering 'what would Chief Keef do,' and I'm pretty sure he'd tell you to stop tweeting and take me out for a BK.
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Corinthians fan surviving the daily commute to the sound of FIFA 20. Aspiring revolutionist at 9 AM, professional office worker by 10 AM. Chief Keef enthusiast.– @agosant1_
Your signature cocktail
The Sedated Revolutionary
This drink perfectly captures Santiago’s 'equilibrado porém desequilibrado' vibe, blending the bitterness of seeing “ricassos jogando tênis as 9h da manhã” with the sweetness of pop culture. It is a strong, chaotic mix fueled by the frustration of someone who wants to “dar início a revolução” but instead finds themselves listening to the “fifa 20 soundtrack” on a crowded train. The CBD drop represents his internal dialogue asking “oq o chief keef faria” to survive the daily grind. Finally, the energy drink splash is a nod to the desperate hope that someone will “explodam a linha vermelha” just so he doesn't have to go to work.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Santiago displays a strong sense of resourcefulness and ambition often rooted in class consciousness and social hierarchy. He expresses a sharp disdain for the elite, noting how seeing people play tennis while he works makes him want to “dar início a revolução”, and questions why people he deems less talented are wealthier than him, like “como o arrombado do nego di é milionário e eu q sou um engraçadinho nato pego trem lotado”. His cunning and sharp wit are used as tools to navigate his dissatisfaction with the grind of daily life, shown when he wishes for an explosion on the “linha vermelha pra eu não conseguir sair de casa” just to avoid work. This combination of self-preservation, intense social criticism, and a desire for more out of life aligns him perfectly with the ambitious nature of Slytherin.
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Your song
A Vida é Desafio - Racionais MC's
Santiago embodies the classic working-class Brazilian aesthetic of finding humor amidst the daily struggle, making this Racionais anthem a perfect fit. His bio, “equilibrado porém desequilibrado”, reflects the song's themes of maintaining mental balance while facing the frustrations of the capitalist grind, such as when he sees “ricassos jogando tênis as 9h da manhã” or complains about “pego trem lotado”. His deep connection to urban culture and rap, evidenced by his defense of “felipe boladao” and his desire for a “revolução”, aligns with the track's socio-political weight. Ultimately, his life is a cycle of suffering for “sport club corinthians paulista” and surviving the “linha vermelha”, a gritty reality that A Vida é Desafio soundtracked for an entire generation.
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