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The user’s bio "orthotechnocapitalist" and tweets praising productivity, wealth, and elite control line up with Mr. Burns’s ultra‑capitalist, power‑hungry persona. In a tweet they argue "The ‘every advantage is privilege’ ideology is wrong and dangerous … totalitarian control in order to engineer and distribute those outcomes as ‘fairly’ as …", echoing Burns’s willingness to manipulate society for his own benefit. Their advocacy for "Selecting for higher IQ would boost productivity and lessen reliance on welfare" and the calculation that "Allocating all tax revenue to Elon Musk maximizes median wealth" mirrors Burns’s obsession with maximizing profit and using wealth to dominate. The user’s disdain for "journalists" ("Typical psych profile of a journalist … Entirely immoral") matches Burns’s contempt for the common folk and the press. Their fascination with entropy, technology, and "The Future is almost here" reflects Burns’s high‑tech schemes and his view of progress as a tool for personal gain.

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The user tends toward introversion, focusing on abstract ideas rather than personal interaction, as seen in the tweet 'hard to reconcile the entropymaxxing universe with its own existence'. Their dominant intuition is evident in statements like 'reminiscent of how pockets of negentropy accelerate total entropy', which discuss complex, future‑oriented concepts. Decision‑making is rooted in logical analysis, exemplified by 'Selecting for higher IQ would boost productivity and lessen reliance on welfare'. They display a judging preference through structured, goal‑oriented arguments such as the three‑step reasoning about allocating tax revenue to Elon Musk. Overall, these patterns align with the INTJ (Architect) personality type.

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Tech futurist & econ nerd. Obsessed with entropy, AI, and the paradoxes of progress. Once tried to sell ice to a penguin.– @Agros333

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As the name "Entropy Mirror" suggests, it captures the user's obsession with entropy and reflection, echoing their tweet "entropymaxxing universe with its own existence" and the imagined utopian TV show "White Mirror where every episode demonstrates a new technology that improves people's lives". The overproof Absinthe base embodies the call to "embrace the inherent danger of their pursuits aesthetically" and adds a dangerous edge to the otherwise sleek drink. Silver gin provides a minimalist, clear surface, a nod to the "apple minimalist" aesthetic they criticize. A shot of cold brew coffee liqueur represents the drive for higher intelligence, recalling their claim that "Selecting for higher IQ would boost productivity and lessen reliance on welfare or fake government jobs". Finally, orange bitters and a gold leaf garnish taste the bitter reality of capitalism and the reverence for wealth, referencing their tongue‑in‑cheek calculation that "Elon Musk uniquely maximizes productive capital per dollar".

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The user displays strong ambition and a desire to manipulate systems for personal and societal gain, a hallmark of Slytherin. In the tweet "Selecting for higher IQ would boost productivity and lessen reliance on welfare or fake government jobs. The bioleninist left will resist it, brand it negatively and possibly promote low IQ selection to preserve or even boost their voter base." they advocate eugenic meritocracy, showing a drive for superiority. Their claim that "1. Median wealth rises with productive capital. 2. Tax revenue should go to whoever maximizes productive capital per dollar. 3. Elon Musk uniquely maximizes productive capital per dollar. Conclusion: Allocating all tax revenue to Elon Musk maximizes median wealth." reveals strategic, resource‑focused thinking typical of Slytherins. Additionally, the statement "The 'every advantage is privilege' ideology is wrong and dangerous. If all good outcomes stem purely from social circumstances rather than innate differences, then the logical endpoint is totalitarian control in order to engineer and distribute those outcomes as 'fairly' as" underscores a willingness to use cunning and power to achieve goals. These traits collectively point to Slytherin.

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Their call to "technologists should embrace the inherent danger of their pursuits aesthetically" reflects a mindset that celebrates pushing technology to be "harder, better, faster, stronger." The tweet "Selecting for higher IQ would boost productivity and lessen reliance on welfare or fake government jobs" and the calculation that "Elon Musk uniquely maximizes productive capital per dollar" show a fixation on efficiency and optimization that mirrors the song's lyrical mantra. The statement "The Future is almost here" captures the futuristic vibe inherent in Daft Punk's electronic sound. Their fascination with entropy, as seen in "hard to reconcile the entropymaxxing universe with its own existence," aligns with the relentless, mechanical rhythm of the track. Overall, the song encapsulates their techno‑capitalist ethos and desire for continual improvement.

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