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They feel things very intensely and are often reflective and poetic, similar to Lisa’s emotional depth and sensitivity, like when they say “tristeza tao grande q ta dando vontade de vomitar” and “novembro e dezembro foram aterrorizantes”. They care a lot about animals and feel guilty when they hurt them, just like Lisa with her activism and empathy: “quando voce sem querer pisa na pata do seu gato e bate uma tristeza uma culpa inexplicável” and “minha gata aparece em casa uma vez a cada 5 meses e fica batendo nos meus outros gatos”. There’s also a strong love of music and dramatic lyrical quoting, echoing Lisa’s artistic side, in posts like “eu amo musica nao vivo sem musica” and “nao sei dizerrr oq vou fazerr pra me livrar desse amooorrr”. At the same time, they wrestle with self-image and body/appearance pressure, as seen in “oi meu nome é pressao estetica eu vim pra te assombrar para sempre” and hair tweets like “quero cortar o cabelo bem curtinho mas ao mesmo tempo quero deixar crescer muuuito”, which mirrors Lisa’s ongoing struggle to fit in while staying true to herself. Despite frequent tiredness and chaos around them, they show a lot of affection for friends and family, like “amo meus amigos” and “amo muit9 minha mae”, fitting Lisa’s loyal and loving core.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extraverted: their feed centers on cats, food, hair, games and private feelings rather than parties or big social circles, and they often describe being tired or wanting to sleep, e.g. “ai que sono i eu dormi tanto tanto mas to com muuuuito sono”, which suggests a low-energy, home-focused life. Their bio and tweets are packed with feelings, impressions and personal meaning, pointing to intuition (N) over pure sensing: they dramatize experiences (“novembro e dezembro foram aterrorizantes” in this tweet) and turn small events into emotional narratives (missing friends in “saudades marie q maldição”). They are clearly feeling (F): they emphasize love for friends and family (“amo meus amigos”), grief and tenderness (“morro de chorar com as musicas q meu padrasto dedicava pra minha mae antes dele morrer”), and guilt toward their cat in “quando voce sem querer pisa na pata do seu gato… vc se sente imperdoável”, prioritizing emotions over analysis. Their spontaneity, constant small mishaps, and lack of structured planning (forgetting to buy Bis in “fui no mercado e esqueci de compraR o bis”, wanting opposite hair goals in “quero cortar o cabelo bem curtinho mas ao mesmo tempo quero deixar crescer muuuito”) suggest perceiving (P) rather than judging. Altogether, the dreamy, emotional, self-reflective, slightly chaotic and deeply affectionate tone is highly consistent with INFP.

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Professional nap enthusiast powered by iced chocolate & Neapolitan ice cream. Once argued with a mom, got free food, still slightly suspicious.– @aguasturvas

Your signature cocktail
The Neapolitan Daydream (Polka Dot Fizz) mixes chocolate liqueur, strawberry syrup, and vanilla cream soda to mirror how they “amo chocolate amo sorvete napolitano amo polka dots amo chuva” in their bio. The Neapolitan trio also nods to how much they love sweets, from wanting Bis and forgetting it at the market to tweeting “quero comer Bis deu vontade”. A splash of cold brew coffee represents their permanent, chaotic tiredness, like when they say “ai que sono i eu dormi tanto tanto mas to com muuuuito sono” and threaten to sleep forever if they could. The drink is light and sweet but slightly buzzy, capturing someone who is soft and emotional yet dramatic enough to tweet “novembro e dezembro foram aterrorizantes”. Finally, the crushed ice and rainbow sprinkles on top are the playful, polka-dot finishing touch for the friend who gushes “eu amo minhas amogas” and lives for tiny joys like batata, bolo, and rainy weather. It’s a dessert cocktail you’d drink while listening to music nonstop, just like their vibe in “eu amo musica nao vivo sem musica”.

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They consistently show strong affection and loyalty to the people (and animals) in their life, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They often talk about how much they love their friends, like in “amo meus amigos amo chocolate amo sorvete napolitano amo polka dots amo chuva amo fala e amo dormii” and “eu amo minhas amogas”, and mention missing specific friends in tweets such as “estou com saudades da minha amiga mag mas ela mora muito longe minha nossa senhoda” and “saudades marie q maldição”. They also show deep care for family, for example “morro de chorar com as musicas q meu padrasto dedicava pra minha mae antes dele morrer” and “amo muit9 minha mae”. Their kindness and empathy extend to animals: they feel guilty for accidentally hurting a pet in “quando voce sem querer pisa na pata do seu gato e bate uma tristeza uma culpa inexplicável” and feel sorry for a harmless snake in “achei 1 cobra em casa beM mansinha 😢tadinha como ela veio parar aqi”. Even small joys and comforts—sharing food, sweets, and little gifts—matter a lot to them, as seen in “fico feliz vendo minhas amigas usando as coisas q eu dou” and “amo quando me trazem doces”, which fits Hufflepuff’s warm, nurturing vibe more than the goal-driven edge of Slytherin or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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A well‑suited song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures a mix of melancholy, overthinking, and soft chaos that runs through their timeline. They swing between craving sleep and escape (“ai que sono i eu dormi tanto tanto mas to com muuuuito sono”, “as vezes gostaria de nao ter um corpo”) and feeling crushed by appearance pressure (“oi meu nome é pressao estetica eu vim pra te assombrar para sempre .”), which mirrors the song’s themes of insecurity and longing. Their dramatic emotional swings around love and relationships (“tristeza tao grande q ta dando vontade de vomitar”, “sua ex é 'maluca' ou vc q traumatizou ela”) fit the song’s introspective, slightly theatrical tone. At the same time, they show sweetness and attachment to friends, food, and pets (“eu amo minhas amogas”, “amo quando me trazem doces”, “quando voce sem querer pisa na pata do seu gato…”), which matches the way Teen Idle mixes vulnerability with a kind of soft, self-aware aesthetic. The song’s vibe of a sensitive, slightly haunted, emotional girlhood lines up neatly with their mentions of a ‘haunted’ house (“acho q minha casa ta assombrada !!!”) and their poetic, dreamy bio.

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