Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Justice Ally: Explicitly identifies as an ally and uses their platform to support movements, as seen in the bio and their stance against Zionism.
- Gaming Enthusiast: Shows deep engagement with JRPGs and action games, providing critiques on titles like Dragon Quest XI.
- Political Engagement: Actively critiques Australian political figures and policies, specifically mentioning Pauline Hanson.
- Honest Critic: Willing to share unpopular opinions on media, such as their critique of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
- Career Driven: Shared a positive life milestone by announcing they officially applied for a job.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: Frequently resorts to insults and profanity, such as calling a reviewer a “fat cunt”.
- Violent Rhetoric: Uses hyperbolic threats of violence toward public figures and family, like threatening to throw their father into “molten honey”.
- Overly Suggestive: Posts highly graphic and NSFW content, including claims that “some yugioh cards give me boners”.
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: Expresses hostility toward other fanbases, stating they should be allowed to “beat the shit out of some Xenoblade fans”.
- Contradictory Behavior: Adopts an “Evil” persona in their bio while simultaneously telling others to “DNI if you are weird”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like Jeff Albertson, Cornelius is a hyper-opinionated, cynical superfan who expresses extreme elitism and disdain for various media franchises, often labeling things as the “worst remake of all time” or dismissing entire fanbases by suggesting he “should be allowed to beat the shit out of some Xenoblade fans.” He mirrors the character's abrasive social style, frequently insulting others as a “bum ass pussy” or telling them to “eat a bucket of shit with a biscuit.” Furthermore, his bio’s warning about “Suggestive NSFW TWEETS” and his obsession with niche tropes align with the Simpsons character's basement-dwelling, gatekeeping archetype. Ultimately, his blend of political activism and aggressive nerd-culture gatekeeping makes him a modern, digital version of Springfield’s most iconic critic.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
@Agushera04 exhibits Extroversion through their constant social engagement, explicit requests for interaction, and unfiltered sharing of personal urges, such as asking “who wants their ass ate?”. Their Intuition is shown through a preference for abstract themes in media, such as praising Metaphor: ReFantazio for its “themes of unification” and societal commentary over concrete plot points. They lean toward Feeling, as their opinions are driven by intense personal values and emotional reactions, evidenced by their passionate stance on politics where they hope a politician's “head will made an example of”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is clear in their chaotic, spontaneous posting style and self-admitted lack of discipline, such as stating they are “back on my bullshit” and frequently pivoting between niche interests and crude humor.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Two Masters DLC? Because I’ve been grinding my skills just to be worthy of your endgame content.
- I promise I’m a better catch than your dad—I’d never eat your Golden Gaytimes, I’d just buy you a whole new box.
- Are you Edelgard von Hresvelg? Because I don't care if it’s Maddening mode, I’d let you boss me around the household any day.
- Is your name Metaphor: ReFantazio? Because you’ve got a Winning combat system, a Winning take on society, and honestly? You’re just my favorite RPG.
- You can skip Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask, as long as you don't skip out on a date with me tonight.
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Your new Twitter bio
Australian JRPG enthusiast and aspiring professional. From mastering Fire Emblem Maddening to conquering Dragon Quest XI, I’m always onto the next great quest.– @Agushera04
Your signature cocktail
The Maddening Molten Golden Gaytime
This drink captures the chaotic energy of an Australian gamer who isn't afraid to let the “BitchModeON” take over. The molten honey base is inspired by their visceral reaction to their “FAT FUCK FATHER” stealing snacks, while the strong proof reflects their aggressive stance on JRPG discourse, claiming “Metaphor >>>>>>>> your fav rpg”. It’s a bitter-sweet experimental mess that tastes like “getting high”, specifically designed for someone who thinks “DOD2 being forgotten is so sad”. Just be careful—if you drink it too fast, you might end up like Edelgard and “die on the tutorial on Maddening.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Cornelius exhibits a classic, albeit aggressive, Gryffindor boldness, frequently engaging in confrontational rhetoric to stand up for his personal and political beliefs. He displays the house's signature impulsivity and protective nature by calling for accountability against those he perceives as harmful, such as when he says, “Get rid of the entire administration. And their bootlickers”. His willingness to be blunt and provocative, seen in tweets like “I should be allowed to beat the shit out of some Xenoblade fans”, reflects a fiery temperament that prioritizes emotional honesty over tact. Ultimately, his bio's warning to “DNI if you are weird or bigoted” and his vocal stance on social issues highlight a core Gryffindor desire to draw battle lines in defense of his values.
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Your song
People II: The Reckoning - AJJ
This song perfectly encapsulates Agushera04's chaotic blend of aggressive internet nihilism, political vitriol, and deeply niche fandom obsessions. The track's themes of being a 'rotten egg' and the inherent messiness of human nature mirror their self-description as “I am Evil” and their tendency to oscillate between horny posting and intense hostility, such as wishing someone “shits in his coffee”. The lyrics deal with the frustration of existing in a world full of people you despise, matching their abrasive stance toward political figures like “Pauline Hanson and the rest of her disgusting party”. Ultimately, the song’s frantic energy reflects a person who openly admits to being “back on my bullshit” while navigating the fringes of gaming and anime subcultures.
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