Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense dedication to My Chemical Romance and Gerard Way, planning outfits, makeup, and multiple shows, e.g. “muita inveja e dó da eu do futuro q vai ter visto a banda favorita duas noites seguidas” and “primeiro de fevereiro e eu ja to com a bolsa pro show pronta”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings—excitement, stress, joy, frustration—like “me travei inteira e comecei a tremer vai tomar no cu gerard way” and “voltei do trabalho chorando esses dias por causa desse video”.
- Humorous dramatic: Uses exaggerated language for comedic effect, e.g. “VOU SAIR CARREGADA DO ALLIANZ JURO” and “MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BANDA DESGRAÇADA”.
- Community engaged: Interacts with fandom discourse, fan projects, and quoted tweets, such as “esperando mt a reação da banda com os fan projects do brasil” and “se o mychem quisesse q a gnt escutasse o tpk eles lançavam ne vamo usar o cerebro”.
- Self-aware humor: Acknowledges their own obsessions and reactions with a self-deprecating tone, like “ngm aqui no 286 sabe q eu tenho problemas causados pelo gerard way” and “eu no meu dia mais estável sou assim”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm rhetoric: Frequently uses suicidal or self-harm language for emphasis, e.g. “vou me enforcar”, “ainda bem q ele nao canta early sunsets ao vivo pq eu real me mataria”, and “MINHA SETLIST DOS SONHOS EU VOU ME MATAR E MANDAR O VIDEO NA DM DO FRANK”.
- Aggressive language: Uses insults and hostility toward others, such as “vai chupar 50m de rola vai chata” and “essa burra do caralho fica rebatendo”.
- Sexual explicitness: Posts very graphic sexual content, e.g. “vou sair do allianz toda mijada gozada vomitada do jeitinho q o gerard gosta” and “HOUSE OF WOLVES WITH SLEEVELESS GERARD IM GONNA KMS IM SO HARD”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, sometimes regretful or overwhelming, like “A AGUSTDICKIANS MORREU” and rapid emotional swings around setlists such as “SERIO VOU BEBER VENENO QUE SETLIST MALDITA”.
- Work–life strain: Shows frustration and exhaustion with work, suggesting stress management issues, e.g. “dez da noite e tao me ligando pra falar de trabalho vou me fazer de louca” and “tendo que trabalhar agora pq a porra do aplicativo ficou mais de 12h fora do ar”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, dramatic, and extremely ride-or-die about their obsessions. Their over-the-top, often violent exaggerations like “SE EU NAO CONSEGUIR COMPRAR ELA DIA 5 EU JURO Q ME MATO NA FRENTE DO GERARD” and “MINHA SETLIST DOS SONHOS EU VOU ME MATAR E MANDAR O VIDEO NA DM DO FRANK” feel like Bart’s melodramatic prank energy dialed up to stan Twitter levels. The constant horny, chaotic commentary about Gerard Way — for example “HOUSE OF WOLVES WITH SLEEVELESS GERARD IM GONNA KMS IM SO HARD” and “EU QUERO COMER O GERARD WAY” — mirrors Bart’s tendency to push boundaries and say the most shocking thing in the room. Like Bart, they’re rebellious and foul-mouthed, as seen in tweets such as “VAI CHUPAR 50M DE ROLA VAI CHATA” and “MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BANDA DESGRAÇADA”. At the same time, there’s real heart under the chaos: they clearly care deeply about music and these shows, shown in emotional posts like “VOLTEI DO TRABALHO CHORANDO ESSES DIAS POR CAUSA DESSE VIDEO E DE COMO NUNCA VAI ACONTECER COMIGO” and “FICO GENUINAMENTE MT FELIZ TODA VEZ Q EU PENSO Q O GERARD TA REALMENTE SE DIVERTINDO MT NESSA TURNÊ”. This mix of mischief, loudness, and surprising emotional depth is very Bart-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly outwardly expressive and energized by shared experiences, especially concerts and fandom interactions, which points to Extraversion. They constantly live-tweet their feelings in real time about social events like the shows at Allianz and interact with fan discourse, for example hyping going to the concert in “alguem vai ter q guardar lugar pra mim na fila pprt so chego la pelas 17h no cullianz parque” and imagining future post‑show depression in “muita inveja e dó da eu do futuro q vai ter visto a banda favorita duas noites seguidas e vai viver com depressao pos show pelo resto da vida”. Their focus is less on practical details and more on emotional meaning and anticipation, showing Intuition: they dramatize possibilities and future scenarios ("vou sair do allianz toda mijada gozada vomitada" in this tweet) and connect songs to personal narratives, like “ele escreveu essa pra mim e eu tatuei ela”. They are strongly Feeling‑oriented, reacting from emotion and values rather than detached logic, as seen in reactions like “MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BANDA DESGRAÇADA” and their intense attachment to specific songs (“roda de oração pra ter the ghost of you em sp preciso substituir o sentimento de tristeza profunda por saudade toda vez que eu escutar”). Their style is spontaneous, chaotic, and flexible rather than structured, indicating Perceiving: they joke about rushing from work to the show and doing makeup in the car in “so nao faço maquiagem de demo lovers dia 06 pq vou correr do trabalho pro allianz e so vou ter tempo de me maquiar no carro”, and they frequently talk about last‑minute impulses like changing hair for the show in “e se eu descolorir parte do cabelo pro show????”. Overall, their highly emotional, dramatic, future‑oriented, and socially expressive style best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’ll ‘leave Allianz carried out’ after MCR, but if I’m at the show with you on the 05th or 06th, I promise the only thing collapsing will be my sanity when you scream Helena louder than the speakers.
- You threatened to ‘send Frank a video in his DMs’ if you got your dream setlist—how about we make a pact: if they play The Ghost of You in São Paulo, you send Frank the meltdown and send me the post‑show depressed debrief.
- You said nobody at the 286 knows your problems are caused by Gerard Way; lucky for you, I’m fully available to be your support group, your queue buddy at Cullianz Parque, and the person who holds you when you start shaking during Sleep.
- You bought an eyeshadow palette just because it looked like Gash by Urban Decay and you’re planning Demo Lovers makeup in the car—can I apply to be the before-and-after picture of ‘what happens when she makes a My Chem fan fall for her’?
- You’re out here starting prayer circles for 35° heat so Gerard takes his clothes off, planning fan projects, and defending that ‘cu de estado’ São Paulo—honestly, with that level of devotion, I don’t want Gerard Way, I want the girl who’d fight the climate, the crowd, and her own vocal cords for two nights of MCR.
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Your new Twitter bio
Teacher by day, MCR disciple by night. Once planned my whole week around a setlist leak—and I’d do it again. Here to scream about music, not minors.– @agustdickians
Your signature cocktail
The Post-Concert Meltdown
This is a loud, high-proof drink for the person who tweets “VOU SAIR CARREGADA DO ALLIANZ JURO” and still plans to do it all again the next night. Overproof dark rum is the unhinged, obsessive devotion that screams “MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BANDA DESGRAÇADA”. The espresso shot is for surviving work and real life while losing it over setlists, like “dez da noite e tao me ligando pra falar de trabalho vou me fazer de louca”. Blood orange juice adds drama, matching lines like “muita inveja e dó da eu do futuro q vai ter visto a banda favorita duas noites seguidas e vai viver com depressao pos show pelo resto da vida”. Smoked chili syrup brings the feral thirst of “HOUSE OF WOLVES WITH SLEEVELESS GERARD IM GONNA KMS IM SO HARD”. The black glitter sugar rim is the theatrical, emo sparkle of someone who shouts lyrics like “IF I'M SO WRONG HOW CAN YOU LISTEN ALL NIGHT LONG?” while already plotting the next emotional breakdown in the pit.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user is loud, impulsive, and throws themself head‑first into intense experiences, which fits Gryffindor’s reckless bravery more than anything else. They talk about going to the My Chemical Romance shows in an almost self-destructive, ride-or-die way, saying they’ll leave the venue "allianz toda mijada gozada vomitada" and "VOU SAIR CARREGADA DO ALLIANZ JURO" (“vou sair do allianz toda mijada gozada vomitada do jeitinho q o gerard gosta”, “VOU SAIR CARREGADA DO ALLIANZ JURO”), which shows a fearless, consequences‑be‑damned attitude. Their language around self-harm is hyperbolic and dramatic, often framed as a reaction to music or merch — for example, threatening "me mato" over not getting a shirt or a ticket (“se eu nao conseguir comprar ela dia 5 eu juro q me mato na frente do gerard”, “acho que se eu nao comprar a blusa vinh9 dia 5 eu me mato eu to obcecada por ela”) — which reads as theatrical Gryffindor dramatics rather than calculated Slytherin ambition. They also show a protective streak toward what they love, like defending São Paulo despite saying they hate it (“odeio sao paulo mas se alguem falar mal eu defendo esse cu de estado”), a classic loyal-and-combative Gryffindor trait. Overall, their temperament is hot-blooded, reactive, and driven by intense feelings and devotion to their faves, aligning most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
The best fit is Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance, because it channels intense emotion, survival, and devotion to the band—all of which define them. Their timeline is saturated with MCR references and lyrics like “IF I'M SO WRONG HOW CAN YOU LISTEN ALL NIGHT LONG? NOW WILL IT MATTER AFTER I'M GONE? BECAUSE YOU NEVER LEARN A GODDAMN THING” and “AND WITHOUT YOU IS HOW I DISSAPPEAR”, showing how deeply they live through the songs. They talk about the post‑show void in an almost apocalyptic way, saying they’ll “live with post‑show depression for the rest of [their] life” in “muita inveja e dó da eu do futuro q vai ter visto a banda favorita duas noites seguidas e vai viver com depressao pos show pelo resto da vida”, which fits the song’s theme of barely holding it together but refusing to give up. Even when they joke about self‑destructive thoughts like “MINHA SETLIST DOS SONHOS EU VOU ME MATAR E MANDAR O VIDEO NA DM DO FRANK”, it’s framed through obsession and dark humor, much like the song’s defiant tone. Their whole persona—screaming lyrics, planning outfits, and centering life around these shows—matches the track’s mix of desperation, passion, and refusal to lie down and die.
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