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This user matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, dramatic, and extremely ride-or-die about their obsessions. Their over-the-top, often violent exaggerations like “SE EU NAO CONSEGUIR COMPRAR ELA DIA 5 EU JURO Q ME MATO NA FRENTE DO GERARD” and “MINHA SETLIST DOS SONHOS EU VOU ME MATAR E MANDAR O VIDEO NA DM DO FRANK” feel like Bart’s melodramatic prank energy dialed up to stan Twitter levels. The constant horny, chaotic commentary about Gerard Way — for example “HOUSE OF WOLVES WITH SLEEVELESS GERARD IM GONNA KMS IM SO HARD” and “EU QUERO COMER O GERARD WAY” — mirrors Bart’s tendency to push boundaries and say the most shocking thing in the room. Like Bart, they’re rebellious and foul-mouthed, as seen in tweets such as “VAI CHUPAR 50M DE ROLA VAI CHATA” and “MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BANDA DESGRAÇADA”. At the same time, there’s real heart under the chaos: they clearly care deeply about music and these shows, shown in emotional posts like “VOLTEI DO TRABALHO CHORANDO ESSES DIAS POR CAUSA DESSE VIDEO E DE COMO NUNCA VAI ACONTECER COMIGO” and “FICO GENUINAMENTE MT FELIZ TODA VEZ Q EU PENSO Q O GERARD TA REALMENTE SE DIVERTINDO MT NESSA TURNÊ”. This mix of mischief, loudness, and surprising emotional depth is very Bart-coded.

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They come across as highly outwardly expressive and energized by shared experiences, especially concerts and fandom interactions, which points to Extraversion. They constantly live-tweet their feelings in real time about social events like the shows at Allianz and interact with fan discourse, for example hyping going to the concert in “alguem vai ter q guardar lugar pra mim na fila pprt so chego la pelas 17h no cullianz parque” and imagining future post‑show depression in “muita inveja e dó da eu do futuro q vai ter visto a banda favorita duas noites seguidas e vai viver com depressao pos show pelo resto da vida”. Their focus is less on practical details and more on emotional meaning and anticipation, showing Intuition: they dramatize possibilities and future scenarios ("vou sair do allianz toda mijada gozada vomitada" in this tweet) and connect songs to personal narratives, like “ele escreveu essa pra mim e eu tatuei ela”. They are strongly Feeling‑oriented, reacting from emotion and values rather than detached logic, as seen in reactions like “MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BANDA DESGRAÇADA” and their intense attachment to specific songs (“roda de oração pra ter the ghost of you em sp preciso substituir o sentimento de tristeza profunda por saudade toda vez que eu escutar”). Their style is spontaneous, chaotic, and flexible rather than structured, indicating Perceiving: they joke about rushing from work to the show and doing makeup in the car in “so nao faço maquiagem de demo lovers dia 06 pq vou correr do trabalho pro allianz e so vou ter tempo de me maquiar no carro”, and they frequently talk about last‑minute impulses like changing hair for the show in “e se eu descolorir parte do cabelo pro show????”. Overall, their highly emotional, dramatic, future‑oriented, and socially expressive style best fits ENFP.

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Teacher by day, MCR disciple by night. Once planned my whole week around a setlist leak—and I’d do it again. Here to scream about music, not minors.– @agustdickians

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This is a loud, high-proof drink for the person who tweets “VOU SAIR CARREGADA DO ALLIANZ JURO” and still plans to do it all again the next night. Overproof dark rum is the unhinged, obsessive devotion that screams “MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BANDA DESGRAÇADA”. The espresso shot is for surviving work and real life while losing it over setlists, like “dez da noite e tao me ligando pra falar de trabalho vou me fazer de louca”. Blood orange juice adds drama, matching lines like “muita inveja e dó da eu do futuro q vai ter visto a banda favorita duas noites seguidas e vai viver com depressao pos show pelo resto da vida”. Smoked chili syrup brings the feral thirst of “HOUSE OF WOLVES WITH SLEEVELESS GERARD IM GONNA KMS IM SO HARD”. The black glitter sugar rim is the theatrical, emo sparkle of someone who shouts lyrics like “IF I'M SO WRONG HOW CAN YOU LISTEN ALL NIGHT LONG?” while already plotting the next emotional breakdown in the pit.

Your Hogwarts House
This user is loud, impulsive, and throws themself head‑first into intense experiences, which fits Gryffindor’s reckless bravery more than anything else. They talk about going to the My Chemical Romance shows in an almost self-destructive, ride-or-die way, saying they’ll leave the venue "allianz toda mijada gozada vomitada" and "VOU SAIR CARREGADA DO ALLIANZ JURO" (“vou sair do allianz toda mijada gozada vomitada do jeitinho q o gerard gosta”, “VOU SAIR CARREGADA DO ALLIANZ JURO”), which shows a fearless, consequences‑be‑damned attitude. Their language around self-harm is hyperbolic and dramatic, often framed as a reaction to music or merch — for example, threatening "me mato" over not getting a shirt or a ticket (“se eu nao conseguir comprar ela dia 5 eu juro q me mato na frente do gerard”, “acho que se eu nao comprar a blusa vinh9 dia 5 eu me mato eu to obcecada por ela”) — which reads as theatrical Gryffindor dramatics rather than calculated Slytherin ambition. They also show a protective streak toward what they love, like defending São Paulo despite saying they hate it (“odeio sao paulo mas se alguem falar mal eu defendo esse cu de estado”), a classic loyal-and-combative Gryffindor trait. Overall, their temperament is hot-blooded, reactive, and driven by intense feelings and devotion to their faves, aligning most strongly with Gryffindor.

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The best fit is Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance, because it channels intense emotion, survival, and devotion to the band—all of which define them. Their timeline is saturated with MCR references and lyrics like “IF I'M SO WRONG HOW CAN YOU LISTEN ALL NIGHT LONG? NOW WILL IT MATTER AFTER I'M GONE? BECAUSE YOU NEVER LEARN A GODDAMN THING” and “AND WITHOUT YOU IS HOW I DISSAPPEAR”, showing how deeply they live through the songs. They talk about the post‑show void in an almost apocalyptic way, saying they’ll “live with post‑show depression for the rest of [their] life” in “muita inveja e dó da eu do futuro q vai ter visto a banda favorita duas noites seguidas e vai viver com depressao pos show pelo resto da vida”, which fits the song’s theme of barely holding it together but refusing to give up. Even when they joke about self‑destructive thoughts like “MINHA SETLIST DOS SONHOS EU VOU ME MATAR E MANDAR O VIDEO NA DM DO FRANK”, it’s framed through obsession and dark humor, much like the song’s defiant tone. Their whole persona—screaming lyrics, planning outfits, and centering life around these shows—matches the track’s mix of desperation, passion, and refusal to lie down and die.

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