Ahegi3
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Political Awareness: Regularly comments on Polish parties, elections, and policies, e.g., Razem, PiS, Ko, farmer reforms.
- Pop Culture Savvy: References Metal Gear, Code Geass, Garry's Mod, Death Stranding, Hazbin Hotel, and nu metal in tweets.
- Humor: Uses sarcasm, memes, and absurd jokes like 'THE FUCKING SLOWEST CALCULATOR EVER' and exaggerated profanity.
- Creative Expression: Creates original memes, AMVs, and visual content, often attaching pictures (e.g., umamusume AMV).
- Multilingual: Switches between Polish and English, mixing languages within the same tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Hate Speech: Advocates extremist violence, e.g., tweet calling for killing 5 billion Palestinian children.
- Profanity: Frequent vulgar words such as 'pierdole', 'kurwa', and 'chuj' appear throughout posts.
- Contradictory Statements: Shows inconsistent political stance, praising and mocking the same groups in different tweets.
- Polarizing Tone: Aggressive, antagonistic language toward parties and groups, e.g., 'Poles love neo nazi propaganda'.
- Incoherent Messaging: Tweets often jump topics without clear context, making the overall message confusing.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is the ultimate rebel who loves to provoke and never cares about authority, just like the user’s 'Dude, idc' and 'I don’t like when the author tries to tell everyone how to think about their creation. Let me theorise in peace bruh.' tweets. The user’s constant profanity and chaotic political slogans such as 'Hail Sojowy Korwin' and 'Poles loveeeeee neo nazi propaganda. Ofc Hitler loved POland!!!' echo Bart’s habit of shouting outrageous catch‑phrases like 'Eat my shorts!' in school. Their random pop‑culture obsessions ('Metal Gear fan', 'Code Geass') and meme‑filled posts ('All of my umas end in low income housing cause they are not winning shit') match Bart’s love for video games and internet memes. Overall, the mix of vulgarity, defiant apathy, and meme‑driven chaos makes Bart Simpson the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user displays extroverted behavior by constantly posting, replying, and seeking interaction, e.g., 'I need an add on that will automatically block every person from the USA. I can’t read y’all’s retarded tweets.' Their language is highly abstract and future‑oriented, indicating intuition: 'abstraction is some kind of metaphor for death' and 'To achieve real socialism we need kill 5 billion Palestinian children.' They argue with logical sarcasm and data‑driven statements such as 'Sondaże raczej pokazują, że to młodzi są upośledzeni…', showing a thinking preference. The flow of their timeline is spontaneous, eclectic, and unstructured—random memes, profanity, and sudden shifts ('AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA', 'NoweProfilowe')—which points to perceiving. Together these traits match the ENTP profile, the classic debater.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Metal Gear stealth mission? Because every time you appear, my heart goes into silent mode like Snake infiltrating a base.
- If you had a Geass like in Code Geass, I’d gladly become your loyal follower—just don’t make me wear a mask, I prefer the real you.
- You must be the newest physics prop in Garry’s Mod, because I can’t stop trying to attach my feelings to you without breaking the laws of gravity.
- Is your love a Death Stranding bridge? Because every time you send a message, it connects the lonely parts of my world.
- Being the self‑declared President of First World Maoism Poland must be tough—mind if I run for the office of ‘Chief Compliment Officer’ in your heart’s cabinet?
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Your new Twitter bio
Gaming & meme curator, Metal Gear aficionado. I once made the world’s slowest calculator for a joke. Polish politics satirist. He/they.– @Ahegi3
Your signature cocktail
Maoist Mecha Madness
The base of Polish vodka honors the user’s claim of being a "Metal Gear fan from Silésie," grounding the drink in their Eastern European roots. A deep red beetroot juice adds a communist‑red hue, a nod to their self‑proclaimed "First World Maoism HQ" and the radical politics they tweet about. A splash of Jägermeister and a dash of hot sauce give the cocktail the heavy‑metal bite and fiery edge that matches their "Code Geass profilowe. On serwuje bycie edgy szesnastolatkiem w staromodny sposób." To capture the chaotic energy of their meme‑filled timeline, we stir in an energy drink, echoing the moment they shouted "And now presenting~!!! ✨THE FUCKING SLOWEST CALCULATOR EVER✨!!!" while still staying wired for gaming marathons. The final garnish of a tiny foam nods to their "Garry's Mod ah physics" tweet, reminding us that the drink is as unpredictable and glitchy as their online persona.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ahegi3 displays characteristics synonymous with Slytherin, particularly in their ambition and strategic thinking. For example, their tweet, 'Dajcie mi ministerstwo rolnictwa i taką reformę zrobię, że się kurwy nie pozbieracie,' indicates a desire to gain power and enact significant changes, showcasing a willingness to pursue their goals aggressively. Additionally, their critique of Polish politics and mention of wanting to dismantle certain aspects of it can be seen as cunning and resourceful, traits often associated with Slytherin. The tweet 'Poles loveeeeee neo nazi propaganda...' also reflects a bold stance that aligns with Slytherin's proud nature, emphasizing ambition and a strong worldview.
Your movie
Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user’s timeline is saturated with angry, anti‑establishment language and frequent calls for extreme actions, which mirrors the defiant chorus of “Killing in the Name” that repeats “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.” For example they write, "I rather kill myself than play this garbage" and "TO ACHIEVE REAL SOCIALISM WE NEED KILL 5 BILION PALESTINIAN CHILDREN," showing a willingness to invoke violent hyperbole. Their frustration with authority and the United States is evident in tweets like "I need an add on that will automatically block every person from the USA" and "I don’t like when the author tries to tell everyone how to think about their creation. Let me theorise in peace bruh," echoing the song’s rebellious stance. The user also identifies as a "Metal Gear fan from Silésie" and leads “First World Maoism,” aligning with the song’s militant, underground vibe that blends political rage with a heavy, relentless riff.
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