Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Recognizes mental health progress and reflects on it thoughtfully in “Como a vida se parece quando você acha que tá completamente fudido mentalmente mas lembra de como o seu estado mental estava há 2 3 anos atrás e percebe que tá infinitamente melhor agora”.
- Protective-fair: Defends a cheerful girl against unfair hate and empathizes with her patience in “Todo mundo fala que odeia essa menina porque ela é toda felizinha, mas eu acho é impressionante essa paciência...”.
- Artist-respectful: Strongly values creative work and fair payment for artists in “Se vc não tem dignidade o suficiente p comissionar um artista... Se o seu livro é bom ele merece uma capa igualmente boa porra”.
- Community-engaged: Interacts heavily with fandoms (South Park, metal, games), joining Q&As and trends as in “ae galera, vou fazer isso daqui mas vou responder em inglês porque só tem gringo no sptwt”.
- Humorous-expressive: Uses exaggerated capslock, long laughter, and absurd images to share jokes and reactions in tweets like “QUE PORRA É ESSA EU TO CHORANDO DE RIR KKKKKKKKKLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Frequently uses harsh insults and cursing at people, e.g. “Morram todos vcs que votaram em Cyanide p pior música MORRAM AGORA MALDITOS VÃO TODOS PRO INFERNO”.
- Violent-expressions: Makes extreme self-harm or homicide jokes like “ah vai tomar no cu papo reto vou cortar a minha garganta” and “vou cometer um homicídio”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about self in very negative terms, such as “ae galera 1 ano sendo um total incompetente”.
- Impulsive-reactive: Posts intense, immediate emotional reactions (rage, devastation) to news or polls, like “Vsf só tava almoçando de boa daí do nada uma notícia dessa. Caraio eu to devastado vai tomar no cu.”.
- Conflict-prone: Frequently frames disagreements in combative terms, calling others “povo burro do carai” in “Estadunidense achando que sabe e querendo ensinar pra gente a nossa própria língua kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk povo burro do carai”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user comes across as emotionally intense, opinionated, and surprisingly introspective, which aligns strongly with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they care a lot about art and respect for creative work, calling out people who won’t properly pay artists in “Se vc não tem dignidade o suficiente p comissionar um artista...” and criticizing metal fans’ hypocrisy in “os artistas de metal mais puros são umas 30x piores que qualquer idol de kpop...”. They’re self-aware about their mental health and personal progress, as seen in “Como a vida se parece quando você acha que tá completamente fudido mentalmente mas lembra de como o seu estado mental estava há 2 3 anos atrás...”, which fits Lisa’s reflective, growth-focused nature. At the same time, they’re passionate and sometimes explosive, joking about extreme reactions in tweets like “ah vai tomar no cu papo reto vou cortar a minha garganta”, reminiscent of Lisa’s melodramatic streak when she feels misunderstood. Their mix of niche fandom (South Park, metal), social criticism, and earnest emotional vulnerability is much closer to Lisa than to more chaotic characters like Homer or Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often talk about feeling bad, wanting to stay home and "rot in bed" (“q dia merda so quero ir pra casa assistir eizouken e apodrecer na cama”), insomnia and headaches (“04:00”, “que dor de cabeça”), and don’t brag about big social circles despite following many accounts. Their humor and interests suggest Intuition: they’re absorbed in fandoms (South Park, games, metal) and imagination (“sonhei que eu era uma mina e que tava namorando o lars ulrich . 👍”) and reflect on mental health progress in a comparative, abstract way (“Como a vida se parece quando você acha que tá completamente fudido mentalmente mas lembra de como o seu estado mental estava há 2 3 anos atrás…”). They’re clearly Feeling-oriented: they rant in moral/emotional terms about respect for art (“eu automaticamente vou pensar que vc é um incompetente que não tem respeito ao trabalho dos outros…”), get passionately upset about song rankings (“Morram todos vcs que votaram em Cyanide p pior música…”), and are deeply affected by Ozzy Osbourne’s death (“Caraio eu to devastado vai tomar no cu.”). Their life seems relatively Perceiving: they complain about always being late (“não importa o quão cedo eu acorde, eu SEMPRE vou acabar me atrasando pra literalmente todo compromisso que eu tenho”), act spontaneously online (“perdao a todas as contas que ja stalkeei um dia e curti/retweetei 200 milhoes de posts nao consigo me conte”), and often react in-the-moment with intense emotional outbursts instead of structured plans. Combining inward focus, imaginative fandom/mental-life, strong values, and a somewhat disorganized, spontaneous style points most strongly to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your drawings are ‘uns desenho merda’, but as someone who stalks timelines and likes 200 million posts, I can confirm the only trash here is my life before meeting an artist like you.
- You mourning Ozzy Osbourne like that and screaming BRAAAAASIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL told me everything: you’ve got metal in your playlist and melodrama in your soul. Want to start a little two‑person mosh pit on a date?
- As a South Park enjoyer who planned an episode where Kenny dies and the boys investigate, I think we should write a special: ‘Craig Banana and the Mystery of How We Ended Up On a Date Together.’
- You once said your mental state is ‘infinitely better now’ than 2–3 years ago; genuinely, that growth is impressive. If you ever need someone to celebrate that progress with—coffee, art talk, South Park marathons—I’d be honored to be your player two.
- You complained about Ozzy charging 82 pila for a stream, so here’s my offer: I’ll take you out, no pay‑per‑view, just front‑row seats to my best jokes and a promise that the only thing you’ll ‘flopou’ is going home early.
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Metal fan, South Park enjoyer, Brazilian overthinker. Once dreamed I was dating Lars Ulrich and decided to just keep drawing anyway.– @ahenobarrbus
Your signature cocktail
Sil-Sil Sudden Meltdown
This drink runs on chaotic Brazilian energy, so it starts with cachaça infused with spicy chili for all the caps-lock outbursts like “VAI SE FUDER KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJJJJJJJJJJJ” and “BRAAAAASIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”. A hit of strong cold brew coffee captures their late-night, mentally-fried vibe from posts like “04:00” and “q dia merda so quero ir pra casa assistir eizouken e apodrecer na cama”. Passion fruit juice adds sweetness and brightness for the softer, affectionate moments, like calling people and characters “gostosa” and saying “Lindas as duas moças ❤️”. Tonic water brings a bitter, fizzy edge that matches their sarcastic, fed-up takes such as “essa trend de fingir ser esquizofrênico maluco doido nos comentários nunca foi engraçada” and “é sério que ces tão falando dessa merda agora? kkkkkkkkkkkkkk”. Finally, the charcoal-black sugar rim nods to their metalhead/goth-ish side and dark humor around Ozzy and metal, like “Descanse em paz Ozzy Osbourne 🖤 Maior lenda que o metal já viu” and their rants about metal fans in “os artistas de metal mais puros são umas 30x piores que qualquer idol de kpop”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: impulsive intensity, moral outrage, and a tendency to speak out bluntly. They repeatedly express a readiness to "commit homicide" or self-harm in an exaggerated, venting way, like in “vou cometer um homicídio” and “ah vai tomar no cu papo reto vou cortar a minha garganta”, which fits Gryffindor’s dramatic, impulsive streak. They also show a strong sense of justice and willingness to call people out: in “Se vc não tem dignidade o suficiente p comissionar um artista... eu automaticamente vou pensar que vc é um incompetente que não tem respeito ao trabalho dos outros...” they fiercely defend artists’ work, and in “essa porra de 'a carne só cai no prato de vegano' ... é só uma forma fofa de falar 'assédio sexual'” they directly confront creepy behavior. Their outbursts about music and fandom, like “Morram todos vcs que votaram em Cyanide p pior música MORRAM AGORA MALDITOS...” and “VAI TOMAR NO CU”, show passionate loyalty and a combative attitude rather than detached analysis or social self-preservation. While they do show creativity (they post drawings in their bio) and occasional introspection, the dominant pattern is fiery, outspoken courage in defending what they care about, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome Home (Sanitarium) - Metallica
Ahenobarrbus is very clearly into metal and specifically Metallica, constantly tweeting about the band, like when they joked about Lars Ulrich in “sonhei que eu era uma mina e que tava namorando o lars ulrich . 👍” and freaked out in all caps over Metallica-related polls in “Morram todos vcs que votaram em Cyanide p pior música MORRAM AGORA MALDITOS...”. Welcome Home (Sanitarium) fits their mix of dark humor, mental exhaustion, and improvement arcs: they talk about being mentally fucked but better than before in “Como a vida se parece quando você acha que tá completamente fudido mentalmente...”, and casually drop lines like “ah vai tomar no cu papo reto vou cortar a minha garganta” in a very melodramatic, metal way. The song’s themes of feeling trapped and unhinged match tweets like “vou cometer um homicídio” and “é um looping eterno”, where they describe their life as an endless, frustrating cycle. At the same time, there’s a strong emotional core beneath all the swearing and jokes, like the genuine grief over Ozzy Osbourne in “Descanse em paz Ozzy Osbourne 🖤 Maior lenda que o metal já viu”, mirroring the song’s blend of heaviness and vulnerability. Overall, it’s a classic metal track that reflects their tastes, their intense way of expressing emotion, and their gallows humor about their own mental state.
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