Ahjolinna
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Your Simpsons character
The best Simpsons match is Comic Book Guy — a nerdy, opinionated, pop‑culture snob who critiques modern media mercilessly. Alexander's tweets about games flopping ('Dustborn... Concord was so big flop'), movies and Disney hypocrisy, and detailed geek recommendations ('Fedora 42 KDE') mirror Comic Book Guy's know‑it‑all, curatorial persona and his tendency to scorn what he finds low quality.

Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ fits Alexander: Introverted planner (he crafts policy proposals: 'Tässä on minun veroratkaisuehdotukseni kehysriiheen'), Intuitive strategist (big‑picture concerns about EU tech policy and digital sovereignty: 'The EU is trying to implement a plan to use AI to scan and report all private encrypted communication'), Thinking decision‑maker (often frames arguments in terms of security and efficiency: 'Adding backdoors to encryption is a terrible idea'), and Judging preference (organizes campaigns and pushes concrete asks like petition signatures: 'If you live in EU plz go and SIGN the initiative'). His communication is direct and goal‑oriented rather than small‑talky, consistent with INTJ tendencies.

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Alexander Ahjolinna — Finnish tech & privacy advocate, Fedora/KDE user, gamer & anime fan, conservative commentator. Fighting for open source, gamers' rights and free speech. 'Weird (in a good way)'.– @Ahjolinna

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The 'Fedora Tonic' is clean, slightly bitter and uncompromising — much like Alexander's taste for Fedora/KDE and staunch privacy positions ('I recommend Fedora 42 KDE'; 'Adding backdoors... is a terrible idea'). Gin's clarity matches his direct communication, yuzu/lime nods to his Japan fandom, the bitter tea reflects his media cynicism, and the tonic finish keeps things refreshing and social — great for petition sign‑ups and late‑night policy threads.

Your Hogwarts House
Alexander best fits Slytherin: ambition, strategic political engagement and a willingness to use provocative tactics to gain influence. He actively organizes and pushes policy and petitions ('If you live in EU plz go and SIGN the initiative' and 'Tässä on minun veroratkaisuehdotukseni kehysriiheen'), which shows calculated effort to shape outcomes, not just comment. His criticisms of elites and media and readiness to take unpopular stances ('Vihaan samppanjasosialisteja' and attendance at party conferences) reflect the house's resourceful and unapologetic streak. While not dishonorable per se, his tactics are bold and advantage‑seeking — classic Slytherin traits.

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This song's themes of geopolitical maneuvering and cynical observation suit Alexander's tweeting about power plays ('Divide et Impera 2.0: Trump hajottaa – EU horjuu') and media/elite manipulation. Its cool, detached commentary about who controls things resonates with his warnings about governments and big tech.

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