Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly reflects on feelings, like worrying about a girl being treated badly in “Me sinto mal por ela ela é genuinamente fofa e legal ela não merecia esse pnc” and crying over The Notebook in “gente eu comecei a chorar uns 10 minutos sem parar”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care for friends and mutuals, e.g. venting to and about friends in “Conto minhas dores pra @Anyazinha_ e ela fica zombando da minha falecida sombra azul😭😭” and describing friends’ vibes in “A @Anyazinha_ me passa essa vibe”.
- Passionate fan: Very engaged with media and characters like Michael Kaiser, Blue Lock, Alien Stage, and ships, as seen in “Alien stage é a única série no mundo q tem varios beijos de casais queer...” and “Ai gente eu ainda gosto de bluelock mas tô com tanta preguiça de ler :/”.
- Self-reflective: Frequently questions their own behavior and tastes, like in “Eu sou a pessoa mais preguivosa pra dar nome pra oc no universo” and “Eu sou tão idiota qual a porra do meu problema”.
- Creative nerd: Enjoys character design, cosplay, ships, and storytelling issues, for example in “Queria desenhar hyuluka mas e meio difícil pra mim fazer o luka parecer masculino...” and “Eu não sei explicar mas eu prefiro q o cosplay seja sobre fazer o personagem como ele seria se ele fosse do mundo real”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive language: Uses very aggressive or explicit phrasing, like “Porra Caralho To descontrolado Imaginando Essa novinha Mace Mace Macetando o meu caralho” and ragey vents in “Eu não suporto mais minha vida miseravel FODASE”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about themself, e.g. “Eu sou tão idiota qual a porra do meu problema” and downplaying their art in “Eu jurei de pe junto q tava revolucionando gente to mal”.
- Overwhelmed mood: Often describes feeling mentally overloaded or unwell, like “Eu tô ficando maluco mds” and “Eu não suporto mais minha vida miseravel FODASE”.
- Conflict avoidant: Notices issues but doesn’t always address them directly, as implied in “Ai pq ele só não fala q não curte assim q coisa estranha” and frustration with rude mutuals in “Tem uma pessoa especifica q é rude eu não seguir de tantos tweets d q eu curto”.
- Body-habit struggle: Openly struggling with nail-biting and frustration about it, like “Ficar sem roer unha é horrível mas revigorando #reabilitação” and “Segundo dia sem roer q unha tá mt pior q o primeiro😭”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, and constantly overthinking relationships and morality. Like Lisa, they swing between earnest self-reflection and dramatic outbursts, e.g. “Eu não suporto mais minha vida miseravel FODASE” and “Eu sou tão idiota qual a porra do meu problema”. They show strong opinions and ethical takes about fandom and art, such as “Rapaziada acho q 99% dos artistas maiores de idade ... Talvez vocês devessem relaxar esse moralismo estranho” and “Tudo q é marginalizado realmente vira fetiche antes de ser 'aceito' q bizarro viado”, mirroring Lisa’s social-awareness rants. At the same time, they’re very romantic and media-obsessed, crying over ships and couples in a very Lisa-core way, like “gente eu comecei a chorar uns 10 minutos sem parar quando eu achei q a allie realmente fosse se casar com aquele outro cara” and “Amo hyuluka ele é tão obcecado por ela vou chorar”. Their mix of niche media fixation, queer vibes, and self-aware melancholy—“Eu só sou bom quando eu tô péssimo eu juro eu não tô louco”—fits Lisa’s archetype as the smart, sensitive kid who feels too much.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: a lot of their joy and drama is centered on media, ships and inner feelings rather than going out or big social scenes, and they mention wanting a private account in “Quero fazer uma priv”, plus frustration about not being understood by mostly straight friends in “Quando eu lwmbro q minhas amgs são maioria hetero…”. They lean strongly intuitive (N), constantly discussing fictional dynamics, aesthetics and concepts like fetishization and marginalization in “Tudo q é marginalizado realmente vira fetiche antes de ser 'aceito' q bizarro viado”, and musing about AO3’s “old aesthetic” in “Mas acho q a beleza tá nele ter uma estética tão antiga as vezes” rather than focusing on concrete practicality. Their decision-making is clearly feeling (F)-oriented: they center emotional hurt and empathy in tweets like “Me sinto mal por ela ela é genuinamente fofa e legal ela não merecia esse pnc” and get worked up over ships, fairness, and how characters are treated, e.g. “Rapaziada acho q 99% dos artistas maiores de idade… Talvez vocês devessem relaxar esse moralismo estranho”. Their lifestyle appears perceiving (P): they describe themselves as chaotic and impulsive, like “Tô louco louco louco pirado falo nada com nada mais louco maluco lele”, struggle with planning cosplay and positioning characters in “Btw e eu não tenho a menor ideia de como posicionar eles💔💔💔”, and frequently change aesthetic preferences, e.g. “Eu tô gostando da estética do perf afora mas tô tão afim de botar coisinhas da sua”. Taken together—introspective, highly values-driven, focused on fictional/romantic ideals and aesthetics, emotionally intense, and flexible/undisciplined in execution—this pattern best fits INFP rather than adjacent types like ENFP (less socially outward) or INFJ (less structured and planful).
Some pickup lines for you
- If giving up nail-biting is your #reabilitação arc, can I be the reward at the end? You handle the urge to chew, I’ll handle the urge to spoil you.
- You said you’re ‘ultra super duper gay :3’, but hear me out: what if I’m the kind of NPC who shows up in Alien Stage, knows all about HyuLuka and MiziSua, and only has eyes for you and your kaiser shrine?
- You don’t like romance where it’s a broken man and a manic pixie dream girl… good news: I’m reasonably emotionally stable and fully prepared to be obsessed with you HyuLuka-style instead.
- You want cosplay that looks like ‘how the character would be in real life’? Plot twist: I’m trying to cosplay your type—blue-lock-watching, Alien Stage-crying, AO3-account-celebrating disaster in love with you.
- If AO3 finally letting you make an account made you that happy, imagine how you’d react to a slow-burn, mutual-pining, friends-to-lovers fic… except it’s not a fic, it’s just us, and you get to pick the ship name.
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Occasional artist, chronic romantic, Alien Stage + Blue Lock analyst. Currently in nail-biting rehab and overthinking every fictional ship.– @ai_oqnao_seioq
Your signature cocktail
Ultra Super Duper Gay Kaiser Crush
Blue curaçao over crushed ice mirrors their dramatic AO3 and angst-core vibe, where they say “Eu só sou bom quando eu tô péssimo eu juro eu não tô louco” and spiral about life while still being kind of dazzling. A sharp silver cachaça shot channels the chaotic horny-tweet energy of “Porra Caralho To descontrolado Imaginando Essa novinha Mace Mace Macetando o meu caralho” and their obsession with Michael Kaiser in the bio. Lychee juice with a dash of rose syrup is the soft, romantic core of someone who cries over movies and ships, like when they admit “gente eu comecei a chorar uns 10 minutos sem parar quando eu achei q a allie realmente fosse se casar com aquele outro cara” and gush that “Amo mizisua elas são tao bonitas e angelicais ai minha meta”. A few drops of bitters represent the way they call out bullshit, from moralism to bad takes, as in “Rapaziada acho q 99% dos artistas maiores de idade mesmo q não postem desenham nsfw as vezes sabe Talvez vocês devessem relaxar esse moralismo estranho”. Finally, blackberry soda tops it all with fizzy, queer scenetwt energy, perfectly matching their self-label “Ultra super duper gay :3” and their love for flashy aesthetics and cosplay chaos like “A um passo de fazer cosplay de sua de olho castanho pq fds”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows a core of loyalty, emotional openness, and gentleness, which aligns most with Hufflepuff. They are deeply affected by others’ feelings and unfair situations, e.g. feeling bad for someone who was mistreated: “Me sinto mal por ela ela é genuinamente fofa e legal ela não merecia esse pnc”, and they value kindness even when talking about people they critique, like still liking an artist’s work despite disliking the ships: “(curto todas as artes pq são lindas msm assim)”. They also show a strong, almost domestic loyalty to comfort media and ships, like loving soft, healthy dynamics: “Meu mindset pra ter um ship como fav sendo: Meu personagem fav + a pessoa q faz bem pra ele 😝” and craving hetero romance that isn’t toxic or cliché: “Sou tão faminta de romance hetero q não seja um homem quebrado e sua maniac pixxie dream girl…”. Their patience and perseverance show up in small, very Hufflepuff struggles like trying to stop biting their nails: “Segundo dia sem roer q unha tá mt pior q o primeiro😭”, and they react to moral topics with a fairness-oriented stance rather than judgmental rigidity, as in relaxing about adults drawing NSFW: “Talvez vocês devessem relaxar esse moralismo estranho”. While they are creative and emotional enough to have Ravenclaw or Gryffindor traits, the dominant throughline is a kind, loyal, emotionally honest personality that fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
A song that best fits them is "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga, because their timeline screams queer pride, emotional intensity, and unapologetic selfhood. They openly call themselves “Ultra super duper gay :3” and constantly gush about queer media like Alien Stage, saying it has “varios beijos de casais queer” while lamenting the lack of kisses for their fav ship “Hyuluka merecia mais💔💔💔💔”, which echoes the song’s celebration of queer love. Their bio tags like “#emotwt & #scenetwt” and the dramatic, romantic way they talk about characters and ships, such as “Meu mindset pra ter um ship como fav sendo: Meu personagem fav + a pessoa q faz bem pra ele 😝”, fit the song’s theme of embracing who you are and who you love without shame. They also struggle, yet lean into their own chaos and intensity—tweets like “Eu tô gostando da estética do perf afora mas tô tão afim de botar coisinhas da sua” and “Eu só sou bom quando eu tô péssimo eu juro eu não tô louco” show someone emotional, self-aware, and performatively dramatic in a very Gaga-coded way. Altogether, their queer identity, love of melodrama, and intense attachment to characters and aesthetics make Born This Way an ideal anthem for them.
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