Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for series like Bleach, Type-Moon, Persona, and Fortnite collabs, e.g. “GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS BLEACH COLLAB JUST DROP IT NOW FORTNITE PLEAAAAAASE” and “STRANGE FAKE THIS SATURDAY”.
- Honest critic: Gives clear opinions and scores, like calling a game a “nothing burger” in “Most nothing burger game I have played in recent memory” and rating a show in “Okay it was decent. Solid 7/10. Saved by that second half.”.
- Supportive friend: Openly hypes and celebrates others’ favorites and characters, such as “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE BEST PROTAGONISTS OF ALL TIME” and positive comments like “7. Billy is chill as fuck.”.
- Self-aware humor: Jokes about their own habits and mistakes, e.g. “Someone needs to take my money away from me I do not spend it responsibly” and “I AM SO FUCKING STUPID I WENT INTO THE WRONG FUCKING SHIFT TODAY”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets specific personal goals like “this year I want to watch at least one movie a week… at minimum I will watch 52 movies” and expresses plans around media, work, and events.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-talk: Speaks very negatively about themselves, e.g. “fuck my stupid chud life” and “HOW AM I SO STUPID”.
- Emotional burnout: Expresses feeling chronically unhappy despite good moments, like “These days even when I'm happy I'm really not. It sucks.” and “Like I just don't ever feel truly happy anymore. Just fleeting moments of joy that don't ever last.”.
- Procrastination habit: Directly acknowledges delaying tasks and the stress it causes in “Why do I have to be such a big procrastinator all it does it make me stress even more and makes me feel like shit”.
- Impulse spending: Mentions acting on buying urges without control, such as “I may have made an impulse purchase” and “I do not spend it responsibly”.
- Negativity focus: Often emphasizes what’s bad—shows, games, awards—like “Genuinely one of the worst TGA shows ever. Waste of 4 hours.” and “So the third movie is gonna be shit too”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s passionate, opinionated, and deeply into her niche interests, much like this user’s intense love for series like Bleach and Type-Moon, shown by posts like “Biggest Bleach Glazer” and their excitement over the Bleach x Fortnite collab in “GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS BLEACH COLLAB JUST DROP IT NOW FORTNITE PLEAAAAAASE”. Like Lisa, they get analytical and critical about media quality, calling a game “Most nothing burger game I have played in recent memory” and saying “Genuinely one of the worst TGA shows ever. Waste of 4 hours.”. They also show introspective, melancholy moments that echo Lisa’s more vulnerable side, such as “These days even when I'm happy I'm really not. It sucks.” and “Like I just don't ever feel truly happy anymore. Just fleeting moments of joy that don't ever last.”. At the same time, their enthusiasm for goals like watching 52 movies a year in “I want to watch at least one movie a week… It's probably not gonna happen… but I wanna try.” mirrors Lisa’s idealism and ambition. Overall, the mix of intense fandom, critical thinking, emotional depth, and striving to improve themselves lines up much more with Lisa than with Homer, Bart, or the other core characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their life revolves around solo media consumption (anime, games, visual novels) and online reactions rather than in-person socializing, and they mention feeling isolated, e.g. “Dude I have to see this but I don't have ANYONE to go with fuck my stupid chud life” and more introspective posts like “These days even when I'm happy I'm really not. It sucks.”. They strongly fit Intuition (N) through their focus on stories, concepts, and possibilities—speculating about collabs, future games, and adaptations rather than concrete day-to-day detail, as in “What if every single collab that has come out this chapter is involved in this event in some capacity” and their enthusiasm for series lore like Fate, Bleach, and Persona. Their emotional tone and value-driven reactions point to Feeling (F): they get genuinely upset over spoiler etiquette (“Really annoyed by all the people just spoiling Strange Fake on here without any warning.”) and describe media as “peak” or “insane” in deeply affective terms rather than structured critique. The pattern suggests Perceiving (P): they admit to procrastination and poor impulse control, e.g. “Why do I have to be such a big procrastinator all it does it make me stress even more and makes me feel like shit” and “Someone needs to take my money away from me I do not spend it responsibly”, and they tend to react in the moment to news and trailers instead of presenting organized plans. Altogether, an emotionally expressive, media-obsessed inner world, strong personal values, and a somewhat unstructured lifestyle align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you only get ‘fleeting moments of joy’ these days—if we queued some Guilty Gear and Bleach Fortnite together, think I could upgrade that to at least a continuous status effect?
- You’re out here calling that one game the ‘most nothing burger’ you’ve played recently—wanna fix that by going out with me? I promise I’ve got more content than Episode 4 of that mid season you were hate-watching.
- You rewatched Burn the Witch and begged Kubo for more Bleach AND Hell Arc… how about a side story where we go see that movie you said you had ‘no one to go with’ for and call it Peak Ataraxia?
- You’re planning 52 movies in a year while juggling school and work—if you ever need someone to fall asleep next to during a comfy Persona 4 rewatch or a Strange Fake night, I volunteer as your extremely responsible impulse purchase.
- You said hearing ‘GETSUGA JUJISHO’ behind you in Fortnite made your heart sink—what if, instead, you heard someone behind you say ‘hey, Aiden, you’re peak’ and it was just me dropping in to duo queue… and maybe soft launch a love arc.
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Your new Twitter bio
Part-time student & retail survivor, full-time anime, Type-Moon & JRPG nerd. Once bought a game twice by accident and still didn’t regret it.– @AidenB3B
Your signature cocktail
Peak Glazer GGST
This cocktail is built strong and a little chaotic, like someone who will call an event “Genuinely one of the worst TGA shows ever. Waste of 4 hours. Fuck E33.”(https://x.com/AidenB3B/status/1999328874250076424) and then immediately turn around and scream “HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT”(https://x.com/AidenB3B/status/1998590334469611917) about something they love. Spiced dark rum is the sturdy base for their grinding work/school life and general exhaustion, reflected when they say “Why do I have to be such a big procrastinator… it makes me feel like shit”(https://x.com/AidenB3B/status/1989851162237931555). The matcha-honey syrup nods to their anime/game obsession and the sweeter, hopeful side that plans things like watching 52 movies in a year: “I wanna try.”(https://x.com/AidenB3B/status/2007321355176567230). Blue curaçao gives it that vivid, unreal Fortnite/anime glow for moments like “I'm playing Fortnite as Hatsune Miku and running around with SpongeBob SquarePants”(https://x.com/AidenB3B/status/2002170783712289203) and their constant Bleach glazing: “Give me more Bleach!!”(https://x.com/AidenB3B/status/2005761865293648212). Yuzu soda adds a sharp, fizzy optimism that cuts through their low moods, echoing “Not quite New Year for me yet but just wanted to go ahead and say Happy New Year to everyone!!”(https://x.com/AidenB3B/status/2006557530269376531). Finally, coffee bitters represent the underlying melancholy and late-night gamer fatigue, heard in posts like “These days even when I'm happy I'm really not. It sucks.”(https://x.com/AidenB3B/status/1993839213016490468) and “Gonna start falling asleep while playing Fortnite.”(https://x.com/AidenB3B/status/2011066158427095314)
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Aiden shows a classic Gryffindor blend of passion, impulsiveness, and strong emotions. They repeatedly act on impulse and then reflect on it, like when they say “Someone needs to take my money away from me I do not spend it responsibly” and “I may have made an impulse purchase”, which fits Gryffindor’s impetuous streak. Their reaction to media is intensely emotional and value-driven, calling things “peak” or “one of the worst… ever,” for instance “Genuinely one of the worst TGA shows ever. Waste of 4 hours.” and “Tears in my eyes this shit is so peak”, suggesting a bold, heart-on-sleeve temperament. They also show a readiness to sacrifice comfort or obligations for what they care about, like “Yeah I'm calling outta work for this shit this event about to be GENERATIONAL.”, which aligns with Gryffindor’s tendency to prioritize passion over prudence. Even their self-criticism is loud and dramatic—“I AM SO FUCKING STUPID I WENT INTO THE WRONG FUCKING SHIFT TODAY HOW AM I SO STUPID”—pointing more to fiery emotion than quiet reflection. While there are hints of loyalty and some introspection, the dominant traits across their timeline are impulsive decisions, intense reactions, and a bold, dramatic way of engaging with what they love, all of which are strongly Gryffindor-coded.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Welcome to the Black Parade fits Aiden because it balances big, dramatic passion for media with an undercurrent of burnout and sadness. They’re extremely ride-or-die about their interests—like Bleach, Persona, Type-Moon and Fortnite collabs—hyping things up with tweets like “GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS BLEACH COLLAB JUST DROP IT NOW FORTNITE PLEAAAAAASE” and “HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT”, which matches the song’s over-the-top emotional energy and fandom-core vibe. At the same time, there’s a very real emotional weight beneath the hype, shown in tweets like “These days even when I'm happy I'm really not. It sucks.” and “Like I just don't ever feel truly happy anymore. Just fleeting moments of joy that don't ever last.”, echoing the song’s themes of pushing forward through numbness and grief. Their mix of self-deprecation and chaos—“I AM SO FUCKING STUPID I WENT INTO THE WRONG FUCKING SHIFT TODAY” and “Someone needs to take my money away from me I do not spend it responsibly”—also fits the melodramatic, yet oddly hopeful tone of the track. Overall, the song’s blend of emo vulnerability, dramatic peaks, and ‘keep going even when it sucks’ message lines up closely with how Aiden talks about their life and the media they love.
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