Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Open about depression and medication, e.g. “saudades de quando eu nao tinha depressao e conseguia assistir filmes” and “incrível oq o antidepressivo faz com a pessoa”.
- Culturally-engaged: Deep involvement with music/film, citing shows and playlists like “dia que eu menos queria trabalhar do ano” with cinema context and “daydream nation álbum esculpido por anjos”.
- Self-deprecating: Uses humor to talk about herself, e.g. “pra qm não me conhece eu sou assim” and “só fui uma vez na academia desde que assinei o plano”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and care for friends and family, e.g. “te amo” and “minha priminha c camisa de banana fish aceitem a primeira lésbica fujoshi da família”.
- Humorously-critical: Critiques culture and people with wit, e.g. “imagina usar chaty quando tds as perguntas e todas as respostas existentes estao no reddit” and “coisa brega aprendam a usar uma camera analogica”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Frequent disdainful takes on others’ tastes and behaviors, like “tomara q explodam a fflch msm” and “isso me estressa tanto pior do q gnt q tem mau gosto são as q não se sustentam”.
- Self-undermining: Often calls herself “retardada” and doubts her capabilities, e.g. “ver se no final do ano q vem quando eu estiver me formando esse sentimento de que ainda sou mto retardada pro mestrado passa” and “eu acho q sou mto retardada prq nenhum guarda chuva para na minha mão”.
- Burnout-prone: Talks about sickness, pressure, and wanting to work despite needing rest, e.g. “dois dias doente já mds” and “nunca achei q ia falar isso mas tô feliz de ter só duas semanas de férias prq quero trabalhar”.
- Financially-impulsive: Oscillates between wanting to save and spending on niche items, e.g. “nao consigo deixar ele do jeito q eu quero.. vou ter q gastar 150 reais mesmo”, “comprei o cameron winter so prq tava 50 reais”, and “acabei de economizar 150 reais (cortei o cabelo sozinha”.
- Conflict-oriented: Leans into online fights and irritation, e.g. “vcs são malucos”, “vcs falam cada absurdo por birrinha idiota”, and “jogo RIDÍCULO vsf”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: a smart, self-aware overthinker who mixes earnestness, taste, and neurosis. They care a lot about culture and have strong opinions, constantly talking about cinema and music, from being annoyed at a bad cinema lineup (“tem um cinema q eu sigo unicamente pra ficar com raiva da programação e dos conteúdos q eles postam”) to defending more niche tastes like Neutral Milk Hotel and Stereolab (“pseudo cult. com neutral milk hotel.”, “#NowPlaying Emperor Tomate Ketchup Stereolab”). Like Lisa, they’re academically immersed but anxious about it, joking about feeling too “retarded” for grad school (“ver se no final do ano q vem quando eu estiver me formando esse sentimento de que ainda sou mto retardada pro mestrado passa”) and annoyed by classmates (“quando a lista tá passando e vc estuda c as pessoas mais lerdas do mundo”). There’s also a clear thread of political/ideological frustration and sensitivity—wishing the FFLCH would “explode” in a very online, exasperated way (“tomara q explodam a fflch msm”) and criticizing CBT (“terapias cognitivo comportamentais parem de nos matar”)—which fits Lisa’s mix of moral seriousness and teenage melodrama. Finally, they’re emotionally open and a bit melancholy, talking candidly about depression and how it affects watching films (“saudades de quando eu nao tinha depressao e conseguia assistir filmes”), echoing Lisa’s tendency to feel everything intensely while still making jokes about it.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are reflective, online‑focused, and about being drained or wanting to stay home rather than energized by crowds, like feeling people stare at them in public (“as pessoas tão me encarando mto na rua hj #segundadaparanoia”) and self‑deprecating introspection (“pra qm não me conhece eu sou assim”). Their interests and language lean strongly toward intuition: they obsess over meaning and aesthetics in film/music rather than concrete practicality, e.g. joking about manifesting a band (“vou entrar nessas comunidades de manifesting pra trazer o tigers jaw pro brasil em 2026”) and musing about how antidepressants change perception (“incrível oq o antidepressivo faz com a pessoa”). They are clearly feeling‑oriented, driven by emotional reactions and values: complaining about CBT harming people (“terapias cognitivo comportamentais parem de nos matar”), openly discussing depression and insecurity (“saudades de quando eu nao tinha depressao e conseguia assistir filmes”, “ainda sou mto retardada pro mestrado”), and caring how coworkers perceive them (“aceitei participar do amigo secreto da firma so pra ter uma noção de como os meus colegas me enxergam”). Their lifestyle reads as perceiving, not rigid and planned: they joke about procrastination and lack of discipline (“só fui uma vez na academia desde que assinei o plano”) and making spontaneous decisions like cutting their own hair to save money (“acabei de economizar 150 reais (cortei o cabelo sozinha”). Altogether, the introspection, emotional depth, arts‑driven idealism, and somewhat chaotic, go‑with‑the‑flow day‑to‑day habits align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re the black midi of Twitter, let me be your weird time signature — totally confusing at first glance, but once you get into the rhythm you can’t live without me.
- You’re out here manifesting Tigers Jaw, MBV at Primy, and losing your hearing at shows… how about we start smaller and manifest a coffee in some overpriced SP café where we judge cinema programming together?
- You schedule films at CINUSP, make shawarma in the roça, and cut your own hair to save 150 reais — I don’t know if that makes you ‘retardada’ like you say, but it definitely makes you the most interesting feature in my personal festival lineup.
- You said you miss when you didn’t have depression and could watch movies; I can’t fix everything, but I can bring wine, a vampire film, and a playlist that goes from Stereolab to Charli XCX while we talk trash about ‘cinefilia carioca’.
- You’re scared of ‘cinefilia carioca’, irritated by people who say ‘griffif’, and think Daydream Nation was sculpted by angels — statistically speaking, I think there’s a 100% chance my place is right next to you in the front row of the next Boris show.
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Film programmer in the countryside, dreams in Letterboxd lists, once tried to fix low blood pressure with soy sauce. Charli XCX & mbv appreciation zone.– @aImacorsaria
Your signature cocktail
Tipicamente Caipira Clubber Collins
A base of cachaça with lime zest nods to their bio tipicamente caipira and their love for drinks like the “caipirinha do @buycoralsonline”, grounding the cocktail in Brazilian countryside roots even when they’re in SP or Rio. The blackberry & cherry shrub is sweet but tangy, mirroring how they can go from romantic cinephile planning to “passar os filmes favoritos de qm ama na programação do cinema” to acidez pura when ranting about programação and academia like “tomara q explodam a fflch msm”. A shot of cold brew coffee captures their sleepless, slightly anxious hustle energy—juggling trabalho, faculdade, and cinusp, plus nightmares that “tds os meus colegas da escola ja terminaram o ensino medio menos eu”. Sparkling water keeps it light, fizzy, and conversational, like someone que reclama de guarda-chuva e headphones (“eu acho q sou mto retardada prq nenhum guarda chuva para na minha mão” / “meu corpo decidiu que sou alérgica ao couro das almofadas dele”) but is still out at shows screaming boris day and dreaming of MBV. Finally, a pinch of smoked salt gives a slightly bitter, melancholic edge for the depressive cinephile days of “saudades de quando eu nao tinha depressao e conseguia assistir filmes”, while still leaving a lingering warmth that believes in love enough to joke about “vamos monogamizar nos casar etc”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Mika shows a strong, playful intellectualism and deep engagement with art and media that fits Ravenclaw best. She constantly orbits film, music, and literature in a reflective way, from meticulously planning a watchlist like “nas férias vou pegar essa lista e ver todos os filmes” to nerding out over specific albums such as “daydream nation álbum esculpido por anjos” and niche tracks like “#NowPlaying Emperor Tomate Ketchup Stereolab”. She works at/with a university cinema (Cinusp) and treats it like an intellectual playground, whether joking about programming and cinephilia in tweets like “passar os filmes favoritos de qm ama na programação do cinema. poucos entendem” or posting about the Cinusp booklet traveling to Pindamonhangaba in “esse eh o primeiro livrinho do cinusp a conhecer pindamonhangaba”. Her humor is very online and referential—she quotes lyrics like “In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection” and makes meta-comments about taste and discourse such as “isso me estressa tanto pior do q gnt q tem mau gosto são as q não se sustentam”, which shows a sharp, analytical edge. Even her self-deprecation is framed through academic and intellectual anxiety, as in “ver se no final do ano q vem quando eu estiver me formando esse sentimento de que ainda sou mto retardada pro mestrado passa”, revealing that higher study and knowledge are central to how she sees herself. Altogether, the mix of aesthetic obsession, university context, self-aware jokes about theory/taste, and anxiety about postgraduate study aligns far more with Ravenclaw’s curiosity and love of learning than with the defining traits of the other houses.
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Your song
Stoned at the Nail Salon - Lorde
A song that fits them well is Stoned at the Nail Salon by Lorde, with its mix of melancholy, self-deprecation, and wry humor about growing up and second-guessing your choices. They often oscillate between affection and irony about their own life, like when they say “ver se no final do ano q vem quando eu estiver me formando esse sentimento de que ainda sou mto retardada pro mestrado passa” and “saudades de quando eu nao tinha depressao e conseguia assistir filmes”. The song’s reflective tone about time passing and settling into adulthood resonates with tweets such as “ia fazer tweet reclamando q meus pais sao malucos mas lembrei q ja tenho 23 anos #enfim”. At the same time, they retain a wry, pop-culture-aware sensibility—loving shows, music, and cinema posters—which echoes the song’s balance between introspection and a slightly detached, knowing coolness, seen in posts like “ontem no show do boris q felipe olhou p mim e disse 'nos duas devemos ser as únicas aqui c 2000 scrobbles em charli xcx'”. Overall, the track’s theme of questioning, yearning, and quietly laughing at yourself matches their timeline’s mood almost perfectly.
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