Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Posts regularly with images and candid commentary, e.g., sharing workplace moments with photos
- Artistic: Shares music tracks and film links, such as Vespertine case photos and Spotify songs
- Nostalgic: Longs for 90s cars and collects physical media, as mentioned in a tweet about hoarding media
- Authentic: Openly discusses unemployment and job loss, e.g., "done with uni i am now officially unemployed"
- Community oriented: Addresses physical media lovers and makes announcements for that community
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive language: Uses profanity like "fucking managers" and blunt phrasing
- Pessimism: Expresses disappointment about internships and job prospects
- Self-deprecation: Frames personal circumstances negatively, repeatedly calling himself unemployed
- Polarizing politics: Makes strong political statements about the Israel‑Palestine conflict
- Inconsistent professionalism: Posts about being fired and joblessness without strategic career focus
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user displays a mix of intellectualism, cultural snobbery, and social‑justice concern that aligns with Lisa Simpson’s personality. For example, they comment on world events with a critical tone: "I hope that the so called "intellectuals" claiming that both sides are at fault can finally choose now that Israel has bombed a hospital." Their love for niche music and physical media – "relistening to Vespertine and once again posting this because the case is BEAUTIFUL" and "hoard more physical media" – mirrors Lisa’s appreciation for art and books. Their frustration with corporate life and feeling undervalued – "opened LinkedIn and they said they’re putting me down effective immediately" and "everyday i wake up i get passed on for internships" – reflects Lisa’s frequent battles against adult hypocrisy. Finally, their rebellious, non‑conformist humor, as seen in "coworkers got my fucking managers talking about matcha and being nonchalant," fits Lisa’s tendency to question authority while still being earnest. Overall, the blend of cultural depth, activism, and youthful disillusionment points to Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user shows extraverted tendencies by frequently addressing the audience and sharing personal updates, e.g., 'good evening physical media lovers i have an announcement to make'. Their focus on abstract ideas and aesthetic appreciation is evident in posts like 'relistening to vespertine and once again posting this because the case is BEAUTIFUL' and 'me after watching 2 godards', indicating an intuitive (N) preference. Emotional and value‑driven language appears in tweets such as 'I hope that the so called “intellectuals” ... Israel has bombed a hospital', reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. A spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle is suggested by statements like 'done with uni i am now officially unemployed' and 'pretend i’m enjoying summer', which align with a perceiving (P) attitude. Together these patterns point to an ENFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 90s car? Because the more inconvenient you are, the more I want to take you on a nostalgic road trip while we sip matcha and blast Björk’s Vespertine on the stereo.
- Your bio says disco inferno—let’s set the dance floor on fire with a vinyl spin, a cup of matcha, and a god when moment that ends with us watching a cult classic together.
- I see you're a physical-media lover. How about we trade our favorite records for a night and I promise to keep the slipping into filth track playing until sunrise.
- Just turned 21? Same here. Let’s celebrate with a playlist of your favorite Spotify tracks, a liberal playthrough, and a selfie in front of that gorgeous case you posted.
- You're dropping matcha memes and 90s car dreams—so I'm thinking we could matcha-brew a coffee, hop into that inconvenient ride, and drive straight into a night of add me losers movie marathons.
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Indie music junkie, 90s-car aficionado with cassettes in the glovebox, vinyl collector, film buff, 21, occasional political rants.– @airbaggage
Your signature cocktail
Disco Inferno Vinyl
The Disco Inferno Vinyl blends bourbon’s warm, nostalgic flavor with a hint of matcha syrup, a nod to the tweet "coworkers got my fucking managers talking about matcha and being nonchalant". The coffee liqueur adds a dark, "filth" edge that mirrors the "slipping into filth" post, while smoky mezcal brings the fiery "disco inferno" vibe hinted at in the bio. A splash of ginger beer gives a fizzy, dance‑floor energy, echoing the upbeat spirit of "good evening physical media lovers i have an announcement to make". The bourbon also reflects the yearning for a "90s" car expressed in "watched drive my car yesterday and it only reinforced my desire to buy an inconvenient car from the 90s & hoard more physical media". Finally, the drink’s bittersweet finish captures the feeling of a 21‑year‑old who says "I'm 21 today" and feels "everyday i wake up i get passed on for internships and pretend i'm enjoying summer 🙏" while being "done with uni i am now officially unemployed".
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The user frequently confronts uncomfortable situations head‑on, as shown by the blunt tweet "coworkers got my fucking managers talking about matcha and being nonchalant" which displays a daring willingness to speak openly. They also reveal courage in sharing personal setbacks, e.g., "opened linkedin and they said they’re putting me down effective immediate ly," a public admission of being fired that most would keep private. Their outspoken political stance, "I hope that the so called “intellectuals” claiming that both sides are at fault can finally choose now that Israel has bombed a hospital," further demonstrates moral bravery. Even when facing repeated rejection for internships, they maintain a defiant attitude: "everyday i wake up i get passed on for internships and pretend i’m enjoying summer 🙏," showing resilience in the face of adversity. This combination of bold self‑expression, willingness to challenge authority, and perseverance aligns most closely with Gryffindor’s values of bravery and daring.
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I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
The user’s bio "disco inferno" and their love for physical media (e.g., "relistening to vespertine and once again posting this because the case is BEAUTIFUL") point to a strong appreciation for classic disco‑era music. Their recent experience of being laid off ("opened linkedin and they said they’re putting me down effective immediately") and being passed over for internships ("everyday i wake up i get passed on for internships and pretend i’m enjoying summer 🙏") reflects the kind of adversity the anthem "I Will Survive" addresses. The song’s defiant chorus, "I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I’ll stay alive," mirrors the user’s determination to keep collecting physical media and chase old‑school passions like 90s cars ("...reinforced my desire to buy an inconvenient car from the 90s & hoard more physical media"). Moreover, the upbeat disco beat matches the user’s playful tone in tweets about "god when" and "love did me in brother coppo," showing they still enjoy the dance floor even when life feels tough. Overall, "I Will Survive" captures both the user’s nostalgic, disco‑loving identity and their resilient attitude toward recent setbacks.
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